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I mean, uh, I'd draw dicks on their foreheads.
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i would pose my baby on their body in different funny poses and costumes haha
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oh and take pictures I wouldn't leave my baby at a crime scene
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I would leave my victims laying face-down, shirtless then I would put ink all over my rear end then press my rear end against their backs leaving a pattern of my rear end. They would call me "the assback mangler"
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Nobody steal my idea its copyright
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JiveHonky posted:Nobody steal my idea its copyright guess what
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Friginator posted:
Is the first one a reference to when marilyns skirt gets blown upward by the passing subway and you can see her panties? You know, in the seven year itch?
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Celluloid Sam posted:i would pose my baby on their body in different funny poses and costumes haha dont sign you're are posts
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ROFLburger posted:dont sign you're are posts hmm good try but nope im not feeling it
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Celluloid Sam posted:hmm good try but nope im not feeling it agreed. Its too self aware and deconstructive. tsk tsk.
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None. Calling cards are for attention whore idiots. If you are killing for the art, and pleasure you will do it for its own sake not for the attention. The best never seek out the police the police eventually come to them, or everyone finds out about it years later.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:None. Calling cards are for attention whore idiots. If you are killing for the art, and pleasure you will do it for its own sake not for the attention. The best never seek out the police the police eventually come to them, or everyone finds out about it years later. Welp, it took three pages, but the honey pot finally lured in the Goon serial killer.
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Kuato posted:Welp, it took three pages, but the honey pot finally lured in the Goon serial killer. The Mandrill AV fits though too.
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I would leave copies of my upcoming novel, "The Wizards from the Moon", at the scene of every crime. I think that way I would get a lot of publicity and maybe wind up with a book deal!
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Jukeboxblues posted:I would leave copies of my upcoming novel, "The Wizards from the Moon", at the scene of every crime. I think that way I would get a lot of publicity and maybe wind up with a book deal! You'd gain some notoriety, but not sure how you'd monetize the opportunity. And no one reads anymore anyway so your plans are encountering some logistical issues right off of the bat.
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I'd leave a note with the alphabet all jumbled up, but missing one letter (the same one every time). When I eventually get caught, and someone asks me "why?", I'll cock my head at an angle and give them a mischievous grin. They'll think for a second, slap their forehead, let out a groan and yell, "lock him up!".
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has anyone mentioned NOT GETTING CAUGHT YET? if not then i call dibs
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Celluloid Sam posted:guess what lol
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Kuato posted:You'd gain some notoriety, but not sure how you'd monetize the opportunity. And no one reads anymore anyway so your plans are encountering some logistical issues right off of the bat. They would make it into a 4 part movie and then idiots would also buy the book so they can try and impress their friends by saying really cool comments like "Wow this is not how it happened in the book!"
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the rock bottom, they would call me the jabroni killer
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Kuato posted:Welp, it took three pages, but the honey pot finally lured in the Goon serial killer. Look at my post man. If traveled the country killing people the last thing I do is be online bragging about it. Everyone knows that the internet is the fastest way to spread information. How many people read SA? I don't know, but its more than none. I know we have police officers, and ex police on here, so if I were a killer the last thing I'd do is advertise.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Look at my post man. If traveled the country killing people the last thing I do is be online bragging about it. Everyone knows that the internet is the fastest way to spread information. How many people read SA? I don't know, but its more than none. I know we have police officers, and ex police on here, so if I were a killer the last thing I'd do is advertise. How very clever of you, hiding in plain sight!
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The Endbringer posted:How very clever of you, hiding in plain sight! LOL that is what they do. They walk by you in Walmart, and you think nothing, because they are just another face. No outstanding features no tattoos, no distinct style. They are an every man they say please, and thank you, yes sir, and no mama.
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Smiling Mandrill posted:LOL that is what they do. They walk by you in Walmart, and you think nothing, because they are just another face. No outstanding features no tattoos, no distinct style. They are an every man they say please, and thank you, yes sir, and no mama. ...and beat off to anime
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Pudding Huxtable posted:...and beat off to anime Thank you for clearing me of these wild accusations.
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I would kill only people in bungalows and spray on the walls 'DID NOT HAVE STAIRS IN THE HOUSE'
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I'd pose the adult victims in various states of enjoying Trix cereal and plant evidence framing their children for the murder I'm the Trixter
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Nice try OP im not gonna have a calling card or leave any evidence my move would be to force them to look directly into my anus until they lose their will to live and let them do the work
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I will become the goatse killer, leaving a Polaroid of me standing over the victim with my rear end stretched open. The only clue the police will have is that they're looking for a married man with a gigantic butthole
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Imagine the loving police lineup. "Ok number 3, stretch your butt as far as it goes" "No that's not him, chief."
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The Protagonist posted:uno cards "you didn't say uno"
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Gently KRS posted:I will become the goatse killer, leaving a Polaroid of me standing over the victim with my rear end stretched open. leave the victim doing that facing the front door imo
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I would simply leave a tasteful, bleached-linen rag cloth business card reading: PEST CONTROL Ask me about mass discounts
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mixtapes of obscure music. seemingly random tracks form together a sort of concept album about the murder. team of invrstigators will spend time piecing together the story, using Shazam app to look for the songnames and cover artwork.
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laserghost posted:mixtapes of obscure music. seemingly random tracks form together a sort of concept album about the murder. team of invrstigators will spend time piecing together the story, using Shazam app to look for the songnames and cover artwork. make sure u target audiophiles too
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Removal of the heart with an obsidian knife and flaying the skin to wear later. Both in honor of Xipe Totec.
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I'd find and dig up their mothers grave and put them in an erotic pose with the corpse.
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You've absolutely gotta find your victims randomly if you're doing it for no other reason but to kill. But if you got a big ego and must gently caress with cops, let them know they'll never catch you I'd probably use the telephone book and, I would leave the page containing the victim's name on the victim's body. But really Smiling Mandrill posted:The best never seek out the police
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put all their homes content into a storage unit and let it lapse so it ends up on some dumb show like storage wars
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How about leaving a different special edition flavor of Oreo's at each murder? "I hear the red velvet creme Oreo is... to die for" ![]()
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