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thank you SFM for killing all those people
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Hearing people talk about video games on the internet was legitimately the first time I'd ever heard about people who played video games not for the purpose of just chilling and having fun goofing off with the systems in the game or to marvel at cool tech, but specifically to achieve all the prescribed tasks the game laid before them as quickly, efficiently, and as surgically precise as possible to gain some bizarre sense of validation. The reason they stay angry all the time is because their pie in the sky dream of whatever perfect video game they've imagined for themselves, which will be the final and ultimate validation of their existence that even the most vapid of cunts cannot deny, will never be made. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Have you guys heard of MLG Doritos??????
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numberoneposter posted:Have you guys heard of MLG Doritos?????? ![]()
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i really dont get what the big deal is with identifying with your main hobby and wanting to ensure a future for children of your ethnic group.
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MLG Doritos are regular Doritos except they are EXTRA SALTY.
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Grgrghrggg video games !!! *bites phone book in half*
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A lot of gamers were angry about NMS because they're poor and couldn't afford the 60 dollars so they tried to tear the game down and lie by saying it wasn't amazing and worth every penny, hoping that would cause it to go on sale and they could then afford it.
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Hormone infused energy drinks, meat snack sticks full of bovine growth hormone, lack of females who are dumb enough to like first person shooters that are lamer and less creative than 20 years ago, general desensitization to violence, low empathy, closed chakras (aside from the gut), trancelike state of suggestive hypnosis programmed with violent images. ![]()
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autism is frightening and confusing
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im just going to come out and say it no mans sky is objectively the best game ever made
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They need to frag the hater inside themselves.
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FrankieGoes posted:A lot of gamers were angry about NMS because they're poor and couldn't afford the 60 dollars so they tried to tear the game down and lie by saying it wasn't amazing and worth every penny, hoping that would cause it to go on sale and they could then afford it. which doesn't make sense because that poo poo released on gog.com which means it's free to share with other people I think???
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i once suffocated a man with my horde of clash of clans gems
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Peebla posted:I don't play video games very often because I'm easily bored, but I definitely get insanely pissed off by the my player mode in nba 2k15. It's the only game that makes me feel emotions and they are almost exclusively the emotion where I scream HORSESHIT because the coach takes me out in the last three minutes of a tied game when I am obviously the only talented player on the goddamn Timberwolves and have had at least a double double in every game of the season. Ugh it's so frustrating. I love it. There's nothing better than playing a SG next to Brandon Knight and watching him dribble the ball, run around, dribble some more...dribble a little bit more and then instead of passing it to you even though you're wide open he chucks it from just inside the three point line with two defenders on him and bricks it. It's a very realistic basketball simulator.
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My favorite game is dark souls or Sneak King made by burger king for the Xbox 360
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I got really fukkin mad the other day when the poo poo bag Ouchi clan betrayed me during realm divide. I even had one of my sons marry their 30 yr old fat cow of a daughter. Shameful display!!
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lmao
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i wanna make that my av
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its because of that damned nintendo ![]()
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Games don't make them angry, high ping does. Hehehe
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:SLAMS fist into the table. Teeth clenched & frothing with rage. There was murder in his blood and rage in his heart. He raised his head and he cried, "mmmmmmrrrrRrrrrmrmrmrRRRRmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRgGHHghggIHHGSIDCCCRFEREEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GKW5SldN2s
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what a shitload of gently caress, am I right gamers?
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I'm angry because every video game I play has a sewer level. Out of all the things that repeat themselves from game to game why there gently caress do we need a sewer level
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How can TV possibly compete?
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because they buy into hype for overpriced hot garbage 3A games by scummy companies, and then realize not only is the game unfinished poo poo, but it also costs twice as much because half of it is DLC sold separately just pirate everything is all i'm saying
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Pretending to be angry at video games is profitable on YouTube because mental retards think anger is funny.
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When I was but a young high schooler I took games way too seriously. I recall playing SOCOM online and getting so dang pissed when a dude lag killed me that I punched a hole in the drywall. I stared at hole for a minute or two and thought to myself "what the gently caress is wrong with me?" That was a turning point for me in realizing I take this poo poo too seriously. Now that I'm an adult, when I die in a game, I instead emotionally abuse my children.
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you did it smythe you found the worst picture on the internet
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I'm angry because every video game I play has a sewer level. Out of all the things that repeat themselves from game to game why there gently caress do we need a sewer level it makes gamers feel at home
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My friend broke his controller because of VirtuaTennis
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android gamers btfo
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what game are you guys looking forward to Dishonored 2 looks cool
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CharlestonJew posted:what game are you guys looking forward to
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My friend broke his controller because of VirtuaTennis lol my old room mate got so mad at some football game on PSP that he headbutted the screen and broke it It was great in one of the FIFA games on 360 where if you had a kinect plugged in it would listen to you and if you started swearing when you got a yellow card the ref would change it to a red for swearing at him (like in real life). that's probably the best and only good use of the kinect ever.
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