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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

misty mountaintop posted:

Yeah but...Uhhhhhhh.... Computer?

A South Korean computer adds like this, a North Korean computer adds like this.

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
Capitalist Computer: Cat memes
Communist Computer: Grain memes

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Neutrino posted:

Tetris was invented by a Soviet computer scientist.

This is what soviet personal computers looked like.

Clicked on that and saw this, a legit awesome game.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
After the success of Juche tanks:


We bring you Juche computer:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Consoles are basically soviet style communism. Everyone gets the same poo poo and depending on which regime you choose you get some unique pros and cons.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

steinrokkan posted:

Soviet computers were clones of Western chipsets. So they had all the downsides of those, plus shoddy build quality, plus abysmal supply and not being available for consumers. The best way to get a computer was to save up vouchers for a state sanctioned import of a Commodore or ZX Spectrum or something.

There were soviet scientists who had access to mainframes for their work and enjoyment. But even in the US, PC's were originally a business tool for many years before they became popular with consumers. Even with software and games on the market most consumers had no idea what to do with a computer until the late 1990's.

The early 80's builds of the Vic-20 and ZX Spectrum were great for hobbyists who knew how to do their own programming but store bought software was limited so it wasn't really a consumer computer like everyone is used to today. I learned programming in basic from the Commodore magazine so I could play simple games before anything really was available.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

kikkelivelho posted:

Consoles are basically soviet style communism. Everyone gets the same poo poo and depending on which regime you choose you get some unique pros and cons.

Gorbachev had the wrong kind of RAM

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

kikkelivelho posted:

Furthermore the Soviet Union wasn't really communist in anything but name so they're not that good of an example when it comes to socialist technology and inventions.

socialism and communism are different, and the soviet union was definitely socialist. even if you don't want to call them communists (because of sperg marxism), they are still an example of socialist technology. i mean its not like they called themselves the communist party at all, thats no reason to call them communists

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love having a Microsoft OS that displays ads on my desktop and tells me all about the exciting new Fall TV lineup!

Basically gently caress all of you pawns and gently caress your garbage tier system that takes credit for things it had no hand in creating.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Rutibex posted:

socialism and communism are different, and the soviet union was definitely socialist. even if you don't want to call them communists (because of sperg marxism), they are still an example of socialist technology. i mean its not like they called themselves the communist party at all, thats no reason to call them communists

If the Soviet Union actually practiced socialism like they claimed the people living there would have been far better off. The Chinese also call themselves communists but we all know what's really going on there.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

kikkelivelho posted:

If the Soviet Union actually practiced socialism like they claimed the people living there would have been far better off. The Chinese also call themselves communists but we all know what's really going on there.

And I bet you know The One Weird Trick that would have made it all work. Lenin hates you!

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
'93 internet owned, i had a sick shell account via dialup and nobody was trying to sell anybody anything we just wanted to talk about Undertow and VT100s

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Oh no one of these "Maybe Communism would work this time" threads.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If capitalism were responsible for computers, it would be impossible to build your own or even take one apart, every computer would run Windows which would display more ads than it does currently, there would be very few publically accessible websites (I'm talking like less than 1,000 and you would pay ISPs a monthly subscription for website bundles similar to cable TV), all of your data would be mined without your consent in order to "recommend" to you pyramid scheme-type Facebook games with microtransactions designed to be simple enough that a child can stumble through them.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I've never seen an ad on my Windows 10.

Also I don't think I could build my own GPU, and it's impossible to modify most computers, aka consoles and phones.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

steinrokkan posted:

I've never seen an ad on my Windows 10.

Praise be to Windows.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Praise be to Windows.

It's a good system, that's for sure.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
"Capitalism" is a term made up by garbage 19th century hipsters to pathologize the dreadful act of people buying and selling things to each other it always exists it will always exist I'm sorry everyone.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

steinrokkan posted:

It's a good system, that's for sure.

Sure, if you like your operating system to be developed by incompetent, degenerate fuckups.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

steinrokkan posted:

And I bet you know The One Weird Trick that would have made it all work. Lenin hates you!

Lenin is dead, he can't do anything anymore. Ultimately the factors that bring down all good forms of government are systemic corruption, greed and selfishness. When these traits inevitably manifest in the ruling class the system is ruined no matter how good it was.

Gamer With Dignity posted:

If capitalism were responsible for computers, it would be impossible to build your own or even take one apart, every computer would run Windows which would display more ads than it does currently, there would be very few publically accessible websites (I'm talking like less than 1,000 and you would pay ISPs a monthly subscription for website bundles similar to cable TV), all of your data would be mined without your consent in order to "recommend" to you pyramid scheme-type Facebook games with microtransactions designed to be simple enough that a child can stumble through them.

The internet is still highly socialist in nature even if large american corporations have tried to take control of it. If our "leaders" and their market overlords had their way information would never be free like it is now with the global web.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Junkfist posted:

"Capitalism" is a term made up by garbage 19th century hipsters to pathologize the dreadful act of people buying and selling things to each other it always exists it will always exist I'm sorry everyone.

Just because something exists doesn't make it good.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Junkfist posted:

"Capitalism" is a term made up by garbage 19th century hipsters to pathologize the dreadful act of people buying and selling things to each other it always exists it will always exist I'm sorry everyone.

nah, people were proud of the term back in the late 19th century. i have been going through the 1880 Detroit census recently, and several interesting characters are listed "profession: Capitalist"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Sure, if you like your operating system to be developed by incompetent, degenerate fuckups.

I feel I can only trust people with whom I share something.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

Rutibex posted:

nah, people were proud of the term back in the late 19th century. i have been going through the 1880 Detroit census recently, and several interesting characters are listed "profession: Capitalist"

That's just someone who has a lot of capital, that's not an -ism.

There's no Murderism but maybe there should be.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

steinrokkan posted:

I feel I can only trust people with whom I share something.

So you're a socialist then?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
You're right it's very very bad that people can buy and sell things if they feel like it now that that's settled let's ponder the bigger questions: What would the internet look like under bullionism?

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Junkfist posted:

You're right it's very very bad that people can buy and sell things if they feel like it now that that's settled let's ponder the bigger questions: What would the internet look like under bullionism?

Who are you talking to?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Myself like a crazy person.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

I do really appreciate the Chinese culture and work ethos even if their government has abandoned them under the guise of crony communism. The Chinese work hard to better the society they live in rather than because they feel the need to compete with everyone around them. Though this culture of national unity might also partially be a product of their relatively homogeneous society where most people are of the same race and class. When the massive explosion happened at one of the chinese docks people were all rushing to donate blood for the victims. There's an idea that the entire country in this together and that they need to work in unison to improve as a people rather than as individuals.

e: also it's because of capitalism that we have companies like Intel and Nvidia taking a dominant position on the market through shady and unfair means that for some reason are allowed by the government.

kikkelivelho fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Oct 19, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

kikkelivelho posted:

I do really appreciate the Chinese culture and work ethos even if their government has abandoned them under the guise of crony communism. The Chinese work hard to better the society they live in rather than because they feel the need to compete with everyone around them. Though this culture of national unity might also partially be a product of their relatively homogeneous society where most people are of the same race and class. When the massive explosion happened at one of the chinese docks people were all rushing to donate blood for the victims. There's an idea that the entire country in this together and that they need to work in unison to improve as a people rather than as individuals.

Listen, if you are going to troll, go for something slightly less on the nose than "Oh how I admire the strange nobility of the inscrutable Oriental".

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

steinrokkan posted:

Listen, if you are going to troll, go for something slightly less on the nose than "Oh how I admire the strange nobility of the inscrutable Oriental".

Please, I'm asian myself

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

steinrokkan posted:

I've never seen an ad on my Windows 10.

I have. On the screensaver screen with the pretty photographs there's even a button to press to get Microsoft Points or some dumb poo poo like that.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

misty mountaintop posted:

there's even a button to press to get Microsoft Points or some dumb poo poo like that.

They add up fast!

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Junkfist posted:

You're right it's very very bad that people can buy and sell things if they feel like it now that that's settled let's ponder the bigger questions: What would the internet look like under bullionism?

People would have to send Jeff Bezos a little packet of gold dust every time they wanted a new waffle iron and there'd actually be a reason to buy solid gold av cables.

Beeteedubs, capitalism is mostly about having a certain kind of labor market. What you're describing is just "commerce."

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


kikkelivelho kramering all over this thread

i love to watch the man work

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Your unlock screen would somehow involve Tetris. This would actually be awesome.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
I remember the days before corporations took over the internet. Lots of cool personal websites for every niche interest, from microbrewing to gi joe collecting and all things in between. These mostly still exist, but back then there were no no popup adds, autoplay videos, redirects, etc, unless you went to a porn site. It was a nice time. A world without predators or parasites waiting for you at every click. What I'm saying is gently caress corporate America. Vote Jill Stein.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Tomato Burger posted:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but capitalism owns you.
Edited to better reflect reality

alexander the big
Oct 12, 2016

Junkfist posted:

"Capitalism" is a term made up by garbage 19th century hipsters to pathologize the dreadful act of people buying and selling things to each other it always exists it will always exist I'm sorry everyone.

This is correct. Whenever someone bitches about "capitalism", the underlying problem is actually the result of collusion between public and private entities. Every developed country on the planet has a mixed-market system in place.
The premise of this thread is flawed and the OP sucks.

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

alexander the big posted:

This is correct. Whenever someone bitches about "capitalism", the underlying problem is actually the result of collusion between public and private entities. Every developed country on the planet has a mixed-market system in place.
The premise of this thread is flawed and the OP sucks.

Actually you suck, for not talking about computers or the internet.

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