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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



is Susan single? wht's her sign?

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

is Susan single? wht's her sign?

I think she is a Cancer but she has a beau but that has never stopped her before ;)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



tell her i look like bruce willis but i got a smaller weiner but it's a good weiner true

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

tell her i look like bruce willis but i got a smaller weiner but it's a good weiner true

I passed this along, she seems VERY excited said y'all should meet up on Tuesday at 5pm!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

I passed this along, she seems VERY excited said y'all should meet up on Tuesday at 5pm!

tell her i'm scared

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

tell her i'm scared

she said "tough cookies"

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
lets all have a pint at the pub

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The asteroid is not gonna hit and op is gonna have egg on his face

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

The asteroid is not gonna hit and op is gonna have egg on his face

We are all going to die very soon would it kill you to be kind?!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Smash it Smash hit posted:

We are all going to die very soon would it kill you to be kind?!

gently caress you

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

gently caress you

Wow a lot of mental issues there, listen I a
Made you an appointment for my therapist for four o'clock on Tuesday, best in the biz - my treat.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I have zero mental issues

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have zero mental issues

Hm. Yeah okay :downs:

It's worse than we all thought




Maybe





Just maybe









The asteroid was inside us all along?!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Another student loan payment taken care of!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Guy: "Hey, sorry I'm going to have to take a rain check on our date because of the asteroi-"
Me: "I'm the asteroid."
Guy: "Well gently caress."

*Impacts*

Me: Told you I'd hit that :smugmrgw:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lastgirl posted:

Guy: "Hey, sorry I'm going to have to take a rain check on our date because of the asteroi-"
Me: "I'm the asteroid."
Guy: "Well gently caress."

*Impacts*

Me: Told you I'd hit that :smugmrgw:

:eyepop:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Lastgirl posted:

Guy: "Hey, sorry I'm going to have to take a rain check on our date because of the asteroi-"
Me: "I'm the asteroid."
Guy: "Well gently caress."

*Impacts*

Me: Told you I'd hit that :smugmrgw:

Remember people, asteroids come in all shapes and sizes

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Smash it Smash hit
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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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me

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



You are a broken picture?

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
The reason nobody else has posted in this thread is that we are all dead from asteroid overdose.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
Was there an asteroid? I didn't notice.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

How are you going to consume that beverage? What's your endgame here living on the moon?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Kuato posted:

How are you going to consume that beverage? What's your endgame here living on the moon?

Why do you think he is saying "poo poo"?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Johnny Aztec posted:

Why do you think he is saying "poo poo"?

It was a last minute decision that I regretted nearly immediately.



"What they say is true, when you go to the moon you will forget everything you need to leave and just bring beer"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



he's saying poo poo like my dad does when the nascar comes on and he tries to ferget me n my brother Hhomas

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



why didn't u queers ever grow up to understand how a man can love jeff gordan. poo poo

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Dec 30, 2009

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social vegan posted:

why didn't u queers ever grow up to understand how a man can love jeff gordan. poo poo

Stop making me giggle I will run out of oxygen :(

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



my dad audibly clears his throat and shakes his head every time i turn right

BluJay
Oct 1, 2004

I've got my eye on the finish line
Asteroid: Sir, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



when the asteroid hits u can find me deep in sector 6 of nibiru rigging the elction I hope ya'll like joe biden

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