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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The way you kill mice is you snap their necks with your bare hands. I did this literally thousands of times.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



TrustmeImLegit posted:

The way you kill mice is you snap their necks with your bare hands. I did this literally thousands of times.

Do you still hear the mice screaming, Clarice?

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


We tested the effects of sleep deprivation on barn owls by playing Led Zeppelin for 20 hours a day, at sound levels ranging from normal conversation to standing next to a rocket engine. None of the owls survived, but the results were inconclusive

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
I reregged to SA

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

TrustmeImLegit posted:

The way you kill mice is you snap their necks with your bare hands. I did this literally thousands of times.

I suffocated mice. I'd then cut off their leg then pipe a solution through their leg bones to get their marrow so I could test how well different types of mutations of white blood cells could move across membranes.

I'm a social worker now.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this read reads like the who's who of lovely idiots who will never have a job that matters

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
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A colleague of mine back in university got a €2,500 grant to study the effects of students watching hardcore pornography. It involved attaching engourgemonitors to student's dongs to see how aroused they got. Some results were that students who self reported as highly religious got more aroused at taboo and fringe pornography, and the least arousing category for men is "gay"

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

TrustmeImLegit posted:

The way you kill mice is you snap their necks with your bare hands. I did this literally thousands of times.

Don't stop till you feel that pop

JuulPodSaveAmerica
Aug 29, 2012

Hardawn posted:

cognitive dissonance on human subjects, *shudders*

Thank you for this. I am broken forever, apparently...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to see pics of SWOLE CATS and variosu other animals besides that famous whippet or those kind of bulls

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Not weird but just sad: My lab partner and I cooked our way through about $25 of capacitors during a lab in our bachelor degree. We blew about 5, asked the smartest guys in the class why the gently caress we were breaking them; they tried a couple and broke both. Called the lab tech and asked, he suggested just swap to a different psu maybe ours was busted and he'd test it alter. Cooked another 4. 2nd lab tech comes over and has a look, shoves one in and lo' it works!

Turns out we'd all stuck 12 different capacitors in BACKWARDS and none of us noticed.

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

Went to an Adult sex shop and bought a huge stack of fetish and BDSM mags and then xeroxed a bunch of third Reich WWII stuff.

Research is totally different in an MFA program

stump collector
May 28, 2007
forgot to change something in the big computer simulator

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I injected one of the human brain tumor injections too deep so instead of growing subcutaneously in the mice's leg it basically exploded out of their leg muscle. It looked really cool.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I wanna see what a SWOLE cat looks liek

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Crowned posted:

I wanna see what a SWOLE cat looks liek

Its not that pronounced unless you shave them. The fur hides all the good stuff. This happened years ago unfortunately. The only real way you know it was working was by measuring or when a cat randomly dislocates a loving knee trying to jump lol.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



When I was in high school a friend of mine ran something of an experiment. He had a smallish aquarium, and stocked it with a variety of aggressive fish and sea creatures to see what would survive. An aquarium gladiatorial contest, if you will. There was an ongoing bloodbath for some weeks, until eventually the last remaining warriors were a newt and a large shrimp thing. A standoff ensued where the shrimp would occasionally manage to snag the newt and clip off a limb with its pincers, but the newt would then escape and gradually regenerate the lost limb. The ultimate victor turned out to be the newt, not from being more aggressive or murderous than the other creatures, but by sheer toughness and longevity.

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