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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NHL GDT - Feb 7, 2017: You Can Play, unlike half of the Penguins forwards
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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013

.Spec posted:

The Penguins are never going to score.

Correct

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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



 Or not

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Vincent Van Goat posted:

What is it about backup goalies that confound the pens

It seems that the Pens and their fans have a standing history of confusing their backups with their starters so it makes sense that it goes the other way.
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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



 :siren: the man of the hour!

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Abra
Abracadabra
I wanna reach out and Grabner

:siren:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vincent Van Goat posted:

What is it about backup goalies that confound the pens

Johnson was the last goalie to beat the Jackets before the point streak which later turned into the 16 game win streak.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

 Stone hands! :siren:
(Play with Crosby while you can)


(to the rhythm of Spoon Man)

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.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

cenotaph posted:

Or not

That was 1 part my post, and one part goalie pants.

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Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
ELLER!!!!!!!!!!

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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

 loving beauty Gardiner

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TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




 Gardiner again.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
:siren: Gardiner says gently caress your poo poo. :siren:

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
:siren: gardiner! thanks niemi!

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Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
KUZNETSOV!!!!!!!!!!


This is much more exciting than period 2.

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Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Mage_Boy posted:

Supposedly the new pants make more rebounds or something.

I heard this too but I also think he has been worse at it this year.

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Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
 Habs loving suck poo poo

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 lol welp :tipshat:

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 holy poo poo Habs look so bad

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Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
 LMAO please pile it on, Avs. I wanna hear Therrien's presser after.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: :siren: KOOOOOOCH

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Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Kootchie update: still good

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Man my body needed this game.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Suspicious posted:

Habs loving suck poo poo

I don't know how to phrase this sensitively, but is it fair to assume that if Therrien didn't happen to be from Montreal that he likely would've been fired a long time ago? Or is it a different sort of nepotism/favoritism at play that keeps him employed.

I mean this inquisitively so I apologize if this is hitting on something a bit more sensitive than I expect. I'm not sure what kind of animosity/prejudice/tension exists up their (except that there is some?) so any Canadian can feel free to use this as a chance to enlighten your southern friends.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Gave Matthews that goal. I'm ok with this.

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Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

 "the habs have lost three straight, if they lose tonight it really will be alarm time!"

2 minutes later.

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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

 Matthews is actually the best player on planet Earth.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I don't know how to phrase this sensitively, but is it fair to assume that if Therrien didn't happen to be from Montreal that he likely would've been fired a long time ago? Or is it a different sort of nepotism/favoritism at play that keeps him employed.

I mean this inquisitively so I apologize if this is hitting on something a bit more sensitive than I expect. I'm not sure what kind of animosity/prejudice/tension exists up their (except that there is some?) so any Canadian can feel free to use this as a chance to enlighten your southern friends.

As a Canadian I think I have ability to say that I have no hatred for Therrien and wish him many more years in Montreal.

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




 :siren: Jake n bake!

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Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
MOJO!!!!!!!!!!

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.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

 Jake is a cool dude who knows how to score.

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



 :siren: Jake the....goal scorer!

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Beavis :love:

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

.Spec posted:

Jake is a cool dude who knows how to score.

I don't think WBS is getting him back.
At least they shouldn't

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

.Spec posted:

Jake is a cool dude who knows how to score.

He's still 3rd in goals in the AHL even though he's been in Pittsburgh since the beginning of the year.

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tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
the sharks should hire claude julien maybe

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 Can the Habs come back from an 0-2 hole vs the mighty Colorado Avalanche?




no, goodnight

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Blues look good tonight please don't blow it in the 3rd

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

 https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/829154436618518528

I think I have to join a monastery or something now

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Brendan Smith killed Josh Anderson apparently.

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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
gently caress you Carolina, what did you do to Eddie Lack

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