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Would you be platonically friends with a girl
Yes what's the big deal?
No what's the point?
It doesn't matter really. I think about death a lot.
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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
let's go watch the Astros game

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
that actually sounds better than being friends with a woman. being friends with a woman's farts.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I have multiple platonic :females: friends :smuggo:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

myDad posted:

let's go watch the Astros game

gently caress yea buddy

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Tolkien minority posted:

I have multiple platonic :females: friends :smuggo:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Excuse me but we can't be friends anymore because you won't give me sex. I'll be taking my ritualistic offerings back now.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
who wants to go to the rodeo

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
your mom and dad

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

:yeah:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I would be, but only until she let me gently caress her

Hot bhabhis 4 lyfe

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

i would go to a baseball game with almost any of you and even buy my own nachos
Same but only if I get to sit next to you...

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
BLAH BLAH BLAH WOMEN AREN'T REAL

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pick posted:

BLAH BLAH BLAH WOMEN AREN'T REAL

Pick please gently caress me

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
another "friend" makes a move on Pick

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





a little less than half my friends for most of my life have been women and not all of them are attractive to me either but after all these years i still nonetheless recoil from their touch if they're going for contact in a situation where a male friend wouldn't

'pls friend... don't clutch my shoulder during scary movie scenes' i'll say, 'because that's kinda gay'

thank you for reading my story

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
women invented anime, they are NOT your friends

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i'll be friends with an ugly girl or a fat girl, but i try not to be friends with attractive girls thats too much trouble

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
I try to have platonic relationships with all of the beautiful models that swarm me on a daily basis but they always want more, and it becomes quite tiring having to reject them all over and over just because I know that I should be dating SUPERmodels not just regular Victoria's Secret models. :shrug:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

500 good dogs posted:

I try to have platonic relationships with all of the beautiful models that swarm me on a daily basis but they always want more, and it becomes quite tiring having to reject them all over and over just because I know that I should be dating SUPERmodels not just regular Victoria's Secret models. :shrug:

:same:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i am often platonic friends with women sometimes we fahk eventually though

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

i am often platonic friends with women sometimes we fahk eventually though

Ha nice. :hfive:

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
It is good to have sex with people who you like, and it is bad to have sex with people you hate, unless it's to destroy them later

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

another "friend" makes a move on Pick

She has already rejected him though. It's on him to nbd that or if he has a mental inadequacy and is incel the police should probably be notified.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Everyone who posts in gbs is my girlfriend

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

hard counter posted:

a little less than half my friends for most of my life have been women and not all of them are attractive to me either but after all these years i still nonetheless recoil from their touch if they're going for contact in a situation where a male friend wouldn't

'pls friend... don't clutch my shoulder during scary movie scenes' i'll say, 'because that's kinda gay'

thank you for reading my story

Why don't you ask the ones you are attracted to what they would think if you too dated or if it would be too weird. Or may you are used to zero human contact from anyone so it's that novel.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

i like that posted:

She has already rejected him though. It's on him to nbd that or if he has a mental inadequacy and is incel the police should probably be notified.

They make it weird :/

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i like that posted:

Why don't you ask the ones you are attracted to what they would think if you too dated or if it would be too weird. Or may you are used to zero human contact from anyone so it's that novel.

Recoiling from physical touch is a common symptom of autism

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

My closest friend is a lady but I think that she thinks I'm a huge idiot (She's probably right).

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

They make it weird :/
porn addicts are empty people

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

i like that posted:

Same but only if I get to sit next to you...
yeah but the previous caveats apply re: my hotdog farts, cool with it, etc

Hell Yeah posted:

i am often platonic friends with women sometimes we fahk eventually though
yeah after a while its just two friends playing with each others genitals like oh yeah so thats what yours looks like huh heres mine

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





i like that posted:

Why don't you ask the ones you are attracted to what they would think if you too dated or if it would be too weird. Or may you are used to zero human contact from anyone so it's that novel.

they're super attractive but i'm not attracted to them, especially not after being friends for so long; if you're good at reading body language you won't need to ask anyway, you'll know when someone's suddenly feeling it

Tolkien minority posted:

Recoiling from physical touch is a common symptom of autism

just a symptom of posting on these forums, friend

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I hate when ppl touch my swimsuit areas, gross

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

Having women friends is cool as hell they can tell you about funny and pathetic things dudes do in bed and they can give you advice on how to dress so you don't look like an idiot man child.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

hip check please posted:

Having women friends is cool as hell they can tell you about funny and pathetic things dudes do in bed and they can give you advice on how to dress so you don't look like an idiot man child.

sounds like you've been friendzoned buddy

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

500 good dogs posted:

sounds like you've been friendzoned buddy

I'm a 38 year old married man. So I have received the ultimate friendzoning

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

hip check please posted:

I'm a 38 year old married man. So I have received the ultimate friendzoning

:same:

:(

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
I'm able to friend with a woman without el sexo

Antiquated Pants
Feb 23, 2011

Oh god I'm so lonely in here...
:negative:

It was a hard choice between yes, and it doesn't really matter. I'm pretty happy I could tie it up!

:discourse:

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Pick posted:

BLAH BLAH BLAH WOMEN AREN'T REAL

I wish I wasn't real. am I real?

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