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*Good sex guy spills bad sex guy's drink* BSG: Hey you spilled my drink! Get ready for a beating. GSG: I'm good sex guy. BSG: Sorry sir, my mistake. Here, let me refresh that martini for you. |
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# ? May 28, 2024 01:16 |
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If you don't know what type of sex guy you are then I have bad news for you. That means that you are the bad kind. You are a bad sex guy. Good sex guys frequently get very enthusiastic feedback which implies good stuff. So you would know if you were good like me. I am a very powerful good sex guy and everyone tells me.
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David Bowman, who has never thought of himself as much of a sex guy, travels through several stargates and ages a hundred years only to die and find himself reborn as a celestial perfect sex guy |
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alnilam posted:David Bowman, who has never thought of himself as much of a sex guy, travels through several stargates and ages a hundred years only to die and find himself reborn as a celestial perfect sex guy *shrugs, looking at camera* "it's a living!" |
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Bad sex guy: "Hey guys! I'm a good sex guy!!" Good sex guy: "I care about your feelings and I'm here to support you" |
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I'm the good sex guy. You may have read such novelisations of my life as Mills & Boone: A Good Sex Affair Mills & Boone: Good Sex In The Good Sex Hotel With The Good Sex Guy Mills & Boone: Good Sex With The Guy Who Does Good Sex; That's The Good Sex Guy Mills & Boone: I Wish That Guy Would Let Me Cheat On My Husband With Him But He's Just Too drat Noble And Also Good At Sex; He's The Good Sex Guy |
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alnilam posted:hey stinkoman, people say you're the good kind of sex guy, but, i want to be the good kind of sex guy too. No way, you're just a kid, maybe when you're older |
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Bad Sex Guy can only do up to 68 |
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good sex guy: ill do the sex to anyone really well bad sex guy: *gets a boner and his dick explodes* |
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mister magpie posted:Bad Sex Guy can only do up to 68 😜 |
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Good sex guy neatly arranges his lube and dildo collection in a big black briefcase. Bad sex guy tosses all his lube and dildos in an old painters bucket |
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*The elite Sex Corp unit lines up to attention on the parade ground in their dress uniforms* Commander Phillips: Listen up, men. For Bad Sex Guy O'Neil's valor above and beyond the call of duty, he is hereby awarded the Medal of Honor and promoted to Good Sex Guy First Class. Sex Corp: Hooray! |
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HotSoapyBeard posted:I'm the good sex guy. You may have read such novelisations of my life as mister magpie posted:Bad Sex Guy can only do up to 68 eonwe posted:good sex guy: ill do the sex to anyone really well Majuju posted:"Though it has taken us nearly a decade for construction, and required both the unparalleled investment and cooperation of the international scientific community, I am pleased to announce today that the Large Hardon Collider is ready for full operation. This facility will allow us to explore the hidden depths of our universe, with the goal of discovering that truly elusive dream: the neutral sex guy." cda posted:Secrets to being a good sex guy FutonForensic posted:
Vynar posted:I am the sex king of loving otherwise known as the good sex guy. |
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When bad sex guy finishes sex he says, "I'm sorry." When good sex guy finishes sex he says, "You're welcome." |
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Can I hear more about Sexual Jones? |
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lmbo calrissian posted:Can I hear more about Sexual Jones? Sexual Jones (1969) Sexual Jones In Your Business (1969) Sexual Jones: Good Sex Guy (1970) Jones vs. Dracula (1972) Sexual Jones And Dolemite Together At Last (1973) Sexual Jones And Shaft And Dolemite Together At Last (1973) Sexual Jones 2 (1975) Sexual Jones (1984) Sexual Jones Walks Again (1986) Sexual Jones: The Man Who Defined The Black Screen And The White Bedroom In The 1970s (1999) |
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# ? May 28, 2024 01:16 |
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![]() im not sure whre this came from but when i logged on to my computer this morning it was there and a note that said youll know what to do with this when the time is right i checked my locks an dit didnt look like there was a break in and im pretty sure i checked i closed the door right when i came home im worried that maybe someone else who used to live here has a key or somethiung and maybe came back to do this i hope this satisfys them treasure bear fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Mar 31, 2017
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