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Seems like a plan. Just donate as much as possible regardless.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 07:51 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 00:38 |
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How embarrassing would it be to go in to donate and you barely cum and the nurse or whatever looks at you mean and throws it in the trash
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 08:57 |
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Heyo I got a new fetish.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 09:00 |
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and they put a framed picture of you on the wall that says "this boy couldn't hang" and you're all bloated and distracted looking in it
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 09:00 |
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And you go home and try to bury your face in your pillow in shame but the cum depository keeps sending you pictures of the nurse doing a thumbs down in front of your picture and it happens every 10 minutes
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 09:01 |
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 09:03 |
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They only use a very small amount of the sperm. The rest is sold to the porn industry and art students.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 10:03 |
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Whyever did they add coconut? I prefer original
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 10:04 |
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I know a guy who works nightshift at a local sperm bank. He tells me that the workers there like to unfreeze the day's spunk takings in the lunchroom microwave oven, then play a game where they spit gobs of it high into the air and catch it in each others mouths. Around dawn they refill the canisters by jerking each other off. Hope this helps.
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 10:32 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 00:38 |
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When i was a gigolo i would donate my clients loads until the nurse walked in on me making GBS threads out the fifth load that day
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 10:33 |