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Levo
Aug 19, 2002
woah guys I posted again!
Seems like a plan. Just donate as much as possible regardless.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
How embarrassing would it be to go in to donate and you barely cum and the nurse or whatever looks at you mean and throws it in the trash

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Heyo I got a new fetish.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
and they put a framed picture of you on the wall that says "this boy couldn't hang" and you're all bloated and distracted looking in it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
And you go home and try to bury your face in your pillow in shame but the cum depository keeps sending you pictures of the nurse doing a thumbs down in front of your picture and it happens every 10 minutes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
:eyepop:

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
They only use a very small amount of the sperm. The rest is sold to the porn industry and art students.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Whyever did they add coconut? I prefer original

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I know a guy who works nightshift at a local sperm bank. He tells me that the workers there like to unfreeze the day's spunk takings in the lunchroom microwave oven, then play a game where they spit gobs of it high into the air and catch it in each others mouths. Around dawn they refill the canisters by jerking each other off.

Hope this helps.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

When i was a gigolo i would donate my clients loads until the nurse walked in on me making GBS threads out the fifth load that day

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