- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 5, 2024 19:37
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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killing them with kindness
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Dec 3, 2018 22:29
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- vanisher
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Using the clear bag instead of the green one to buy my organic vegetables
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Dec 4, 2018 20:18
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- vanisher
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Talking to my dog in public
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Dec 4, 2018 20:19
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- Dungeon Ecology
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and then holding my finger up when someone tries to interrupt my conversation with my dog.
"who's a good boy? yes you are!"
now... what was so important?
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Dec 4, 2018 23:37
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Asking the question, "Who's a good boy?" seriously instead of rhetorically.
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Dec 5, 2018 00:38
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- Dungeon Ecology
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Asking the question, "Who's a good boy?" seriously instead of rhetorically.
for twelve years you have been asking: 'who is a good boy?'...
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Dec 5, 2018 01:05
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Setting up a wooden stand with red wine and biscuits:
"Communion done kwik, $4"
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Dec 5, 2018 01:34
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Setting up a wooden stand with red wine and biscuits:
"Communion done kwik, $4"
Never miss the Game again with Communion Done Kwik and now Communion At Home, the first Personal Sacrament Service.
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Dec 5, 2018 01:35
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- alnilam
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Rolling down the window at the stop light, looking at the driver next to you and gesturing to your jar of Grey Poupon
"mmm would you like some Grey Poupon? mmmm..."
*eat some of it and exclaim loudly with delight whilst speeding away extremely rapidly squeeling the tires doing a really smoky burnout*
playing stairway ijn the guitar shop despite the sign
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Dec 5, 2018 01:57
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- Dungeon Ecology
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but like hard-picking every note so its all twangy like u know wtf ur doing and u love it
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Dec 5, 2018 02:12
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- Dungeon Ecology
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in ur car, wave the pedestrians to cross the street in front of you, and then starting to move forward as they cross. wave more exasperated this time and then do it again
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Dec 5, 2018 06:28
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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in ur car, wave the pedestrians to cross the street in front of you, and then starting to move forward as they cross. wave more exasperated this time and then do it again
ahhhhhhhhhh
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Dec 5, 2018 09:23
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Putting up a bunch of scarecows in dairy country.
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Dec 5, 2018 14:20
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- kalel
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in ur car, wave the pedestrians to cross the street in front of you, and then starting to move forward as they cross. wave more exasperated this time and then do it again
A+
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Dec 5, 2018 22:05
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- vanisher
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Using your wiper fluid on the freeway.
Having one of those "my son beat up your honor student" bumper stickers
Any kind of job in marketing, really
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Dec 5, 2018 22:43
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- bare bottom pancakes
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Production: Complete
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finding a native american and littering in front of them
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Dec 6, 2018 08:59
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- Dungeon Ecology
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finding a native american and littering in front of them
hahahahahaha
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Dec 6, 2018 09:00
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- TheShrike
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You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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ghosting your married partner
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Dec 13, 2018 04:43
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- Karate Bastard
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Any kind of job in marketing, really
Wow this got me thinking.
What if you would call people up in their homes and just refuse to stop pestering them until they agree to buy something from you that nobody in their right mind would make or want?
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Dec 14, 2018 08:28
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- Karate Bastard
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When a telemarketer calls tell them to hold while you connect them back to their own customer support for a 3-way
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Dec 14, 2018 08:37
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- Karate Bastard
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No but when I meet you in person, say coming up the other end of that long hallway leading up to the toilets, I put on a beaming smile and lock eyes with you that entire way, those entire fifty hundred yards
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Dec 14, 2018 16:15
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- The Gilded Age
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Standing at a urinal and playing pee sound effects from your phone for hours
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Dec 18, 2018 03:45
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Are you Longmont Potion Castle?
I'm Dirk Funk.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Aug 13, 2023 08:52
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- kalel
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Posting in the last unlocked BYOB. Maybe not rude, but doing it with no punchline.
lol
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Aug 14, 2023 00:24
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Chewing with your mouth open. Really open. Widely parting your lips and toothily gnashing away with a jack-o-lantern grin, slop falling out from between your teeth as you chomp.
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Aug 18, 2023 01:56
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 5, 2024 19:37
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- Gaylor Moon
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Gender? I hardly know'er
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being an obvious foghat in the midwest
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Aug 31, 2023 18:32
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