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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
The only thing that needs polishing is some of the posts around here! Yowza!

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Came in here expecting a thread about chastity cages

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I bought a rock tumbler a few years ago and only used it once because it was really loud. I don’t know where it is now.

Yeah I watched a couple videos after seeing this thread and people were saying the tumbler runs for 8 day cycles? And they are loud and grating as gently caress? I'm good on rock tumblers.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

grellgraxer posted:

Yeah I watched a couple videos after seeing this thread and people were saying the tumbler runs for 8 day cycles? And they are loud and grating as gently caress? I'm good on rock tumblers.

Only eight days!? So fast.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

grellgraxer posted:

Yeah I watched a couple videos after seeing this thread and people were saying the tumbler runs for 8 day cycles? And they are loud and grating as gently caress? I'm good on rock tumblers.

How dare you disparage my favorite YouTube binge watching subject!!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I forgot cock tumblers even existed.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Kuato posted:

I forgot cock tumblers even existed.

you usually only remember on mother's day

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

is there a youtube channel where a nasal man compares the work of different model rock tumblers.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Not yet, you're free and clear to be the first.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Mental illness is the coolest

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Rock tumblers are loud and can take days to satisfactorily tumble a rock.

What you need is a cabbing machine

Smoothens a rock in no time, perfect for today's salaryman or salaryma'am on the go!

I often find myself bored while waiting for flights in my fast-paced, jet setting lifestyle. can i take this with me to airports and onto planes?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

This woman looks like she's going to use this thing to make drugs.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Lamebot posted:

I often find myself bored while waiting for flights in my fast-paced, jet setting lifestyle. can i take this with me to airports and onto planes?

It weighs 100 pounds and requires electricity and water.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

any product with PROFESSIONAL on it is not at all that thing

what would the natgeo crowd want with a rock tumbler. all you're doing is smoothing down HISTORY.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

bird with big dick posted:

It weighs 100 pounds and requires electricity and water.

Excellent, I look forward to having wonderful experiences with my emotional support cabbing machine.

grellgraxer
Nov 28, 2002

"I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you can walk these streets of freedom bad mouthing lady America, in your damn mirrored su

Rad-daddio posted:

This woman looks like she's going to use this thing to make drugs.

The name "Helen RockHoundDiggity" works for a geology enthusiast as well as a crack enthusiast.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

grellgraxer posted:

The name "Helen RockHoundDiggity" works for a geology enthusiast as well as a crack enthusiast.

well... gently caress who isn't?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


What are the pros of a smooth rock compared to the jaggy rock classic™?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Linux Pirate posted:

What are the pros of a smooth rock compared to the jaggy rock classic™?

Are you seriously asking this? It slips into your bhole easier DUH

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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
A dildo.

















You know, for sexual gratification, and not necessarily for just yourself :cheeky:

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