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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Burt Sexual posted:

Install a cum based water feature in my driveway.

That's what you should do to the guy across the street!

Not with your cum though, with his. Chain him to an automated jizz extractor. Or do it manually, whatever works.

a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Aug 10, 2019

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Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Skydive. Nude.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Icochet posted:

Wrestle Phil Collins to the ground and make him say he's sorry.

Like how many times though?

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
as many as it takes.

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
Expose an international pedo ring that caters to the rich and powerful.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gasp and clutch at my heart and say 'oh my god i'm having a massive heart attack' and then fall over

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Trip balls on something cool like lsd or mushrooms.

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ascii genitals posted:

Trip balls on something cool like lsd or mushrooms.

I have never tried lsd. I want to do ayahuasca in hopes it would cure me.

Mr. Dick posted:

Expose an international pedo ring that caters to the rich and powerful.

There's still time. The pedo ring hasn't gone anywhere.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


shout "WANT TO KNOW WHERE I BURIED MY GOLD?!"

then die.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Aishlinn posted:

shout "WANT TO KNOW WHERE I BURIED MY GOLD?!"

then die.
You just stole that from the popular japanese comic book, Deez Nutz.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


SardonicTyrant posted:

You just stole that from the popular japanese comic book, Deez Nutz.

:actually: i believe you mean the popular manga Korera no nattsu

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Amicus curiae posted:

Men like having their nippples touched?

Some things become much more pleasurable while receiving a handjob.


spongepuppy posted:

This is something to do as frequently as possible, not just before you die.

You're right, I really should have put "as frequently as possible" at the end!

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Amicus curiae posted:

There's still time. The pedo ring hasn't gone anywhere.

I regret to inform you that Mr. Dick is dead.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Live forever

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Get your dick sucked on the balcony of a 5 star hotel while smoking a cigar

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Two chicks at the same time.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
poo poo myself.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Actually that one can wait.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
fess up whose re-reg you are

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Mnoba posted:

fess up whose re-reg you are

Yours.

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
IM ketamine and get sucked into the k-hole.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Get famous, burn out, and appear on one of those hyperactive Japanese food commercial

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
become the "ludacris" of my generation.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"chase clout", and i guess maybe attain a few

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
become crazy famous to the point i'm being trapped for corporate sponsorships, then stab a CEO through the heart with a 10-inch chef's knife while saying something cool like "bernie sanders sends his regards" or "knife to meet you"

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Vote for Trump

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Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Amicus curiae posted:

Men like having their nippples touched?
I know I do.

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