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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
Replace jet engines with electric driven turbines. All passengers must man the hand cranks (with adorable baby sized hand cranks for babys). Instead of giving out drinks, stewardesses dispense with lashings for indolent cranking. Lobby for the passage of a bill mandating low emission passenger air travel. Sell fleet, supply chain and patents to airline which is solvent.

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Mr. Dick posted:

Replace jet engines with electric driven turbines. All passengers must man the hand cranks (with adorable baby sized hand cranks for babys). Instead of giving out drinks, stewardesses dispense with lashings for indolent cranking. Lobby for the passage of a bill mandating low emission passenger air travel. Sell fleet, supply chain and patents to airline which is solvent.

price per ticket scales with ratio of passengers:freight tonnage


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Mr. Dick posted:

Replace jet engines with electric driven turbines. All passengers must man the hand cranks (with adorable baby sized hand cranks for babys). Instead of giving out drinks, stewardesses dispense with lashings for indolent cranking. Lobby for the passage of a bill mandating low emission passenger air travel. Sell fleet, supply chain and patents to airline which is solvent.

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pace drum beats slowly

captain shouts TAKEOFF SPEED
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replace the airplanes with a step-counter competition

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