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I'll never break up with my cat. He already sent me to the ER once because he bit my finger when i was trying to get him out of a baby gate he somehow got stuck in. Here's what my finger looked like before antibiotics (the puffy one on the right) So if I didn't dump his rear end then it will never happen.
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:25 |
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My wife or maybe my son
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:26 |
Your SO is my best friend OP
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:27 |
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My Shoes posted:I dont want a husband; i want a partner in crime. The crime; spousal abuse.
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:37 |
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Yep, op
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:40 |
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Dixville posted:Welp we broke up today lmaoooo Your SO or your best friend?
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:40 |
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Dixville posted:Welp we broke up today lmaoooo I'm genuinely curious why, because it's fascinating how COVID-19 has changed our society.
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:44 |
My wife is the only person I don't feel the need to socially recharge from interacting with. That's probably a best friend. If you feel the need to escape you have made a mistake
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:46 |
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Yeah, my girlfriend is awesome and she's definitely my best friend.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I'm genuinely curious why, because it's fascinating how COVID-19 has changed our society. Nothing to do w covid although the stresses probably didn't help the relationship
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:48 |
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That's what I mean. So many people are sick of their spouses because they're home all the time.
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:52 |
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My Shoes posted:I dont want a husband; i want a partner in crime. Alright Bonnie
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Dixville posted:Nothing to do w covid although the stresses probably didn't help the relationship
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# ? May 20, 2020 02:53 |
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Id 100% be sick of my best friend by now. I still love my wife as much as ever.
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:00 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:That's what I mean. So many people are sick of their spouses because they're home all the time. Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:18 |
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My what
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:20 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. timeless post
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:22 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. Did she settle
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:22 |
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Sjs00 posted:My what Solicitation Officer
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:23 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Solicitation Officer No, my SO is not my Boyfriend
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:25 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:46 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. goongrats
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# ? May 20, 2020 03:50 |
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Dixville posted:goongrats im your SO's best friend
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:02 |
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she was.
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:08 |
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my cat is my best friend, obviously
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:15 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:The crime; spousal abuse. loving serious
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:17 |
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Yes! I tell him everything and he mostly tells me everything except what he forgets because he has adhd. But he’s the only person I like being around for extended periods of time I do have another best friend that I’ve had since high school, but it’s not on the same level as what I have with my husband.
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# ? May 20, 2020 04:48 |
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I often tell my cat that she's my best friend in front of my girlfriend just so it's absolutely clear who I'm saving if the house catches fire.
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# ? May 20, 2020 07:05 |
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You should save your SO over your Best Friend. That's not even a question.
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# ? May 21, 2020 15:26 |
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If your best friend thinks it's them you're jumping in front of the bullet for they got another thing coming.
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# ? May 21, 2020 15:32 |
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Save yourself. It's what they would've or at least should've wanted.
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# ? May 21, 2020 15:52 |
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Dixville posted:Welp we broke up today lmaoooo Cats help
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# ? May 21, 2020 16:42 |
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My lady partner is my best friend but she's losing position to our son lol. Like come on, HOT WHEELS
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# ? May 22, 2020 03:45 |
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Well OP, I'm separated and as a single male over 29 I'm not legally, socially, or emotionally allowed to have or make friends. Most of the friends I had from when it was possible for me to have either moved to different cities, different countries, or died. What I'm really trying to say is these forums, all of you, are my best friend and significant other now. Sincerely, White noise poster #42069
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# ? May 22, 2020 04:05 |
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just broke up with here so, uh, no, I guess not. But doing MDMA on the second date was like relationship lube, sometimes it goes somewhere it should never have
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# ? May 22, 2020 05:19 |
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honestly, satan has made it clear I'll never have a SO or a best friend so I'm pretty much okay with loving anyone in my life over.
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# ? May 22, 2020 05:36 |
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Yes, and it's always weird to me when that's not the case with other people.
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# ? May 22, 2020 05:45 |
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Joe Bogan posted:Well OP, I'm separated and as a single male over 29 I'm not legally, socially, or emotionally allowed to have or make friends. Let's kick this hornets nest.
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# ? May 22, 2020 05:49 |
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My last girlfriend got very upset that I considered someone I had known for twenty years as my best friend rather than her, who I met a couple years ago and had been dating for three months. So I guess not.
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Is your SA your best friend?
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