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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

indigi posted:

frugal with coats, profligate with houses: the Bernie Sanders story

One villain easily owned by me. Next?

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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Bernie betrayed us. If I were Bernie I would have self-immolated in protest after instructing my supporters to vote for harambe

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

A Russian troll farm posted:

Bernie betrayed us. If I were Bernie I would have self-immolated in protest after instructing my supporters to vote for harambe

who are you to consider what you would do if you were bernie? this is akin to an ant presuming the thoughts of G*d. Grow up

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
grow up and worship this middling socdem politician

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

indigi posted:

grow up and worship this middling socdem politician

Send me a Bernie Sanders Cum Tribute, or perish.

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Since Bernie's from Vermont he just calls it "Coat Factory".

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Bernie panders

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

A Russian troll farm posted:

Bernie betrayed us. If I were Bernie I would have self-immolated in protest after instructing my supporters to vote for harambe

I don't understand getting angry. Bernie's failure is proof that we don't matter wrt electoral politics. It literally doesn't matter who we vote for and the democrats would rather we just die or be rounded up to be killed anyway, so it's no betrayal.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I don't understand getting angry. Bernie's failure is proof that we don't matter wrt electoral politics. It literally doesn't matter who we vote for and the democrats would rather we just die or be rounded up to be killed anyway, so it's no betrayal.

selling the email list is a betrayal

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

you made a typing mistake. the name of the man is Bernie Sanders

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Your email falling through Bernie fingers like sand as you immediately become extremely informed about a democrat in kentucky who really needs your help

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Homeless Friend posted:

Your email falling through Bernie fingers like sand as you immediately become extremely informed about a democrat in kentucky who really needs your help

I'm grateful for being included in the process. Thank you Bernie Sanders!

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I'm starting to maybe not like this Bernie Sanders guy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Snake Dance posted:

I'm starting to maybe not like this Bernie Sanders guy

Get your temperature checked. Might be COVID making you dumb as rocks, or maybe a tumor.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
bernies done a lot of good. thank you bernie

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

paul_soccer12 posted:

bernies done a lot of good. thank you bernie

agreed

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

indigi posted:

selling the email list is a betrayal

Doesn’t actblue do that poo poo? It’s not like giving money to Sanders was in the context of us being in a cool secret club.

DNC email are stupid manipulative trash though and I’d love a long weekend in an isolated cabin with the person who writes them tied to a chair near a hot stove and some metal coat hangers.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Doesn’t actblue do that poo poo? It’s not like giving money to Sanders was in the context of us being in a cool secret club.

DNC email are stupid manipulative trash though and I’d love a long weekend in an isolated cabin with the person who writes them tied to a chair near a hot stove and some metal coat hangers.

drat I really should have given more to planned parenthood

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hmmm homex was right. i wonder if he was right about the prc as well! (lol)

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Smythe posted:

you made a typing mistake. the name of the man is Bernie Sanders

Oh my mistake. Thank you Smythe.

Bernie Sanders.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
What if he can be good on some things but bad on others

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Snake Dance posted:

What if he can be good on some things but bad on others

He's good. Epic win, really.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Slur-nie Slanders (bad man)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Slur-nie Slanders (bad man)

Bernie Sanders has never said a slur.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Smythe posted:

Send me a Bernie Sanders Cum Tribute, or perish.

Give me 30 minutes. Just finished one for Bernie's Good Friend Joe.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Dixon Chisholm posted:

Give me 30 minutes. Just finished one for Bernie's Good Friend Joe.

I am eager to view it. Thank you for your "donation" to my "collection"

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

He's good. Epic win, really.

"Do you have a fact to back that up?"

-JC Danten, Deus Ex

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Glenn greenwald

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

paul_soccer12 posted:

Glenn greenwald

NOW we're talking!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Snake Dance posted:

"Do you have a fact to back that up?"

-JC Danten, Deus Ex

yea this:




I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Cumm Cumwald

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Smythe posted:

yea this:




The Saint Francis of America. Praise be unto him

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Bernie, the compromised candidate.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the fact that every american didnt immediately agree to vote for bernie sanders after the planet mother gaia sent her feathered emissary to bless his podium was a shocking indictment of the american populace

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
birds suck OP. maybe if it was a dog or cetacean

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

indigi posted:

birds suck OP. maybe if it was a dog or cetacean

How would either of these fly down onto the podium? Do you even have a brain?

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020
I was thinking about the hateful names people are calling Bernie, and that made me sad, so I thought a good name: Journey Sanders. Now I am imagining Arnel Pineda signing Don't Stop Believing to me while I sit on Bernie's lap.

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



Bideo James posted:

twelve hundred dollars

Five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Smythe posted:

How would either of these fly down onto the podium? Do you even have a brain?

that’s why it would be a miracle

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Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Smythe posted:

How would either of these fly down onto the podium? Do you even have a brain?

You could drop a dog on the podium. They land on their feet.

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