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         Wrecker #2 - Mo-Ab Ulmeyda, Neo-Soldat HP 1/2 | Move 2/2 | DR 1 | Scrap 0 | Luxe 3 Tokenz Med 1/3 | Power 0/3 | Air 2/3 | Poison 1/1 | Rad 1/2 Adrenal Accelerator: Free Boost if hit MOV: Aim
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 #2 Mo-Ab Ulmeyda Mo-Ab takes Aim!  Squamous Horror Is also here!  #3 Hiievel Hiievel takes Aim!  #14 Talcum Bee Buzzem Halted at 011     #17 Gish Gish takes Aim!  Fight  ;;; 
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May 24, 2021 20:29
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      HP: 2/2 M/P/A: 3/3/1 Tokens: N/A; DR/HAZ: 1/Rad+2; Scrap: 0 Mutations [1/4] ; Cyber [1/1] ; D-Breaking Scan always indicates the location of purple bordered items and beings. Unique challenge list. Hydraulic Override (Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally.) Fading Edge (Power Attacks receive -1 Damage, but gain Spectral.) Notes: "Awright, time tae make mah move." Boost
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May 24, 2021 20:33
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Wrecker 14: Talcum Bee Buzzem      HP: 4/5 (6) MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None TN to be Hit: 5 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 0 Belt: 3 Med, 1 Power, 0 Air. Tokens: 1 Rad, 1 Warp. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Junker X-Train: Salvage as fACT. Cyber (2/3) Mutations (4/4) Eyegear (Lvl1 Cyber): Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled. Heuristic Precognizer (Lvl2 Cyber): May reroll 1 die per round. On Boosted ACT, subject may roll twice on random tables and choose an outcome. Nuclear Arms (Lvl2 Mutation): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Worm that Walks (Integrated B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Does not count towards aug threshold. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Waggle Dance (B-Vo): Spend X Infest as an ACT. Succeed on 1d6 (+1 per Token spent beyond first) to locate a unit (including Wreckers) or an unrevealed, unobstructed Map Feature. On 6+ gain a beneficial consumable. HawkMothanoid 1/1 HP. The hiver ninja-runs between rows of battle-damaged catering tables. No air to breathe, no time to waste. The gates must be opened. Location: 011 Orders: Retreat to 012 fANY: Sandwich Roll: 1d5 1 (Reroll this if necessary to survive the round?) malbogio fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 24, 2021 |
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May 24, 2021 20:48
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Wrecker #2 - Mo-Ab Ulmeyda, Neo-Soldat HP 1/2 | Move 2/2 | DR 1 | Scrap 0 | Luxe 3 Tokenz Med 1/3 | Power 0/3 | Air 2/3 | Poison 1/1 | Rad 1/2 Adrenal Accelerator: Free Boost if hit Hit Hiivel with the Plasmax
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May 25, 2021 18:55
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      #3 - HIIevel | HP: 3/4 Move: 2 Luxe: 15 | DR: DR2 HazDR: RadDR2 | Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 3 Power // 3 Air // 0 Scrap | Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison 1 Rad Hiver: +1 to Crafting. ACT: Transform a Consumable into a Hiver version. Kleptoparasitic Marker: As an ENC, target a unit. If that unit is destroyed this phase, remove its remains and gain 1 Med Unit HIIevel struck out at his foes in grief and confusion! Eat Sandwich Coverfire Aimed Kanon Killer attack Mo-Ab Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 20:06 on May 25, 2021 |
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May 25, 2021 19:03
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Squamous Horror Squamous Horror accosts Mo-Ab! Tongue vs Mo-Ab: 1d10 10 - HIT Bodyguard! Mo-Ab's MBC takes 1 damage! (Reduced from 2) #2 Mo-Ab Ulmeyda Mo-Ab ax's Hiievel a question! Aimed Plasmax @Hiievel: 1d10 2 - MISS #3 Hiievel Hiievel eats a Sandwich! Sandwich: 1d5 2 - TASTY!!! Hiievel attacks Mo-Ab! Coverfire! Aimed Kanon Killer @Mo-Ab: 1d10 7 - HIT Top Priority bypasses Bodyguard! Mo-Ab's DR is pierced for 2 points! Mo-Ab is hit for 2 damage! The fumes coalesce... Soulfume: 1d100 88.0 psi Hiievel gains Jump for their next Move! Mo-Ab takes 2 damage! Mo-Ab Ulmeyda has been [E L I M I N A T E D] https://i.imgur.com/OSxL1PW.mp4 #14 Talcum Bee Buzzem A pile of food topples over... Improv (Sandwich): 1d6 1 - Sandwich Tower: Attack 1d6/5 Sandwich AoE Talcum avoids the avalanche! Talcum gains 2 Sandwiches! 2Smith is battered by falling food! 2Smith takes 2 damage! (Reduced from 5) 2Smith gains 6 Sandwiches! ---- 2Smith Improvises... Catering Equipment: Attack 1d8/Foreverial Delitization Catering Equipment: 1d8 3 - MISS ---- Talcum eats a Sandwich... TASTY!!! Talcum retreats to 012  The emergency G.A.T.E. A way out, and anywhere. One supposes that a contestant may choose to do this. It seems irrelevant to the question of which of these wreckers would actually win. Yet here we are. All possible outcomes must be considered. Otherwise the results might be Nonsense. All must be accurate. But, after this point, wherever the contestant may go from here is ultimately irrelevant for GANK. While in this sense, it would make no difference to let the contestant decide their own fate, one supposes that the honor should truly go to the most esteemed...  Sponsors! Any player with no living contestant in WWW may input a code into the Emergency G.A.T.E. to add a possible destination. As per the card, Talcum can also add one. The ultimate destination will be chosen randomly from all the codes added. #17 Gish Gish Boosts!   ;;;
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May 25, 2021 23:09
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 "I really need to stop giving out my number hello Burger Representative speaking who's calling? I'm rather-" "A destination? What?" "OLMC-23749." "The, ah. Subterranean Ceremonial Bloodsport Arena is currently out of order at that location." "Silver monkey shipment got loose, you know how it is." "They head there and sort the mess out, we'll find something to compensate." "And send someone to go unlock the doors and escort survivors from the premises." "Now, if you don't mind I need to... Wait, is that Gonks head over there? I thought they were splattered, how did you get this num-" -beep- Location [OLMC] proposed.
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May 25, 2021 23:21
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 Violent deaths, mass destruction, exploring the innards of another wrecker, our bootleg streams of the match are doing serious numbers! Now if you could just do us a little favor. We've been fending off more and more assaults from WCLTD's legal department because of those streams and for splicing Wrecking Crew footage into our films. If you could hop on over to the WCLTD executive offices and start infesting everything, that would be much appreciated. Consider it payback for keeping Talcum alive on RISE. Code: BOSS
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May 25, 2021 23:28
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 You want a what now? . . . Why on earth would I care about that? . . . I am not looking at your stupid little table, put in FACE or something equally stupid and do not bother me with this nonsense again.
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HP: 2/2 M/P/A: 3/3/1 Tokens: N/A; DR/HAZ: 1/Rad+2; Scrap: 0 Mutations [1/4] ; Cyber [1/1] ; D-Breaking Scan always indicates the location of purple bordered items and beings. Unique challenge list. Hydraulic Override (Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally.) Fading Edge (Power Attacks receive -1 Damage, but gain Spectral.) Notes: Boosted Act (using pheremone passport if possible)- Reconfigure (hack) CRMM into a DRMM. Upgrade Talcum Bee Buzzem from a Hiver... Into a Diver 
WereGoat fucked around with this message at 23:46 on May 25, 2021 |
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May 25, 2021 23:44
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Wrecker 14: Talcum Bee Buzzem HP: 4/5 (6) MV: 3 DR: 3 HazDR: None TN to be Hit: 5 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 0 Belt: 3 Med, 1 Power, 0 Air. Tokens: 1 Rad, 1 Warp. Sponsor: Diamond IAMC. Hiver (Protean): Access to Hiver Challenge List. +1 to Craft Rolls. ACT: Apiculture a consumable. Headhunter X-Train: Crit = 2x Damage. Junker X-Train: Salvage as fACT. Cyber (2/3) Mutations (4/4) Eyegear (Lvl1 Cyber): Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled. Heuristic Precognizer (Lvl2 Cyber): May reroll 1 die per round. On Boosted ACT, subject may roll twice on random tables and choose an outcome. Nuclear Arms (Lvl2 Mutation): +1 damage with melee, +1 per Rad Token. No heavy weapon penalty. Missile attacks downscaled twice. Worm that Walks (Integrated B-Vo): Max HP cannot be reduced below # of Infest. Abilities/gear that spend/transfer Infest cost 1 fewer Token. Does not count towards aug threshold. Lamellar Thorax (B-Vo): +2DR; spend Exo-Propolis (B-Vo): Consume 2 Scrap as an ACT to repair a Map Feature or restore 2 HP to a synth unit, or during a Craft as a Lvl 1 Crafting Component. Waggle Dance (B-Vo): Spend X Infest as an ACT. Succeed on 1d6 (+1 per Token spent beyond first) to locate a unit (including Wreckers) or an unrevealed, unobstructed Map Feature. On 6+ gain a beneficial consumable. HawkMothanoid 1/1 HP.  The battered hiver looks over the sea of green with a rabid hunger. As the flames close in they throw themselves through the flickering portal. Location: 012 fACT: Enter code SLÜS ACT: Leave WWW
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 quote:...but even as callous as WCLTD can be to its contestants, there is one place in the universe they would never consider inflicting on anyone, the Wreckers nor the aeropaths nor the viewers. It would be an unfathomable act of pointless cruelty. I will not even mention its cursed name in these pages, in the hope, however faint, that such a place will one day be forgotten entirely. As below, so below. OHIO.
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 Sponsor Status: Closed Sponsor Holdings: 1 Gamma Crate "Uh.... GANK ?"
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#3 - HIIevel | HP: 3/4 Move: 2 Luxe: 15 | DR: DR2 HazDR: RadDR2 | Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 3 Power // 3 Air // 0 Scrap | Hazard Tokens: 1 Poison 1 Rad Hiver: +1 to Crafting. ACT: Transform a Consumable into a Hiver version. Kleptoparasitic Marker: As an ENC, target a unit. If that unit is destroyed this phase, remove its remains and gain 1 Med Unit Haunted and grief-stricken, HIIevel clutched at his weapon and readied himself for the next trial to be ladled upon him. Within, the bees followed the game feed with extreme confusion. Could it bee? Had they... Won? ACt: Prepare an Ambush!
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#17 Gish Gish rearranges geometries... D Hack: 1d4+1 5 - GREAT SUCCESS Collective Rights Management Module upgraded into Subspace Deed Repository! Gish avoids the costs of such meddling! Talcum's class changed into Diver! Talcum's Augs and class abilities are replaced with new ones! ...which are still in flux, as is their owner's future...  #14 Talcum Bell Buzzem Talcum commits their wishes to the Emergency G.A.T.E. Talcum opens the G.A.T.E., and leaves WWW!  Talcum and Gish, have been disqualified. #3 Hiievel Hiievel sets Ambush! Squamous Horror stares Hiievel down... Squamous Horror gets hit from east by Sly Jacques! Squamous Horror is pulled out of the hex! Hiievel is the only remaining WWW contestant.  
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 The chief of beach cleanliness was grumpy. A seagull had just poo poo on her head. Somebody needed to take the blame for this. She iterated through the list of staff on duty. All too busy, or important to be called up for cleanup duty. The chief sighed. Was there truly nobody around? Surely somebody was idle, what were they all even supposedly doing? And this one, what exactly was the function of an "official D-iver"? Who even knew. Who even knew. Oh well. One day the king was going to read her complaints, and fix the incentification schemes here. And give her a raise while at it. One day... One day, on the beach. OLMC, BOSS, FACE, SLÜS, OHIO, GANK: 1d6 4
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