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Jose posted:he said not that long ago he was well aware of a pedo ring in hollywood and the only reason he avoided it is because his mam put a lot of e ffort into it. then the next day he told the press he didn't actually know anything and it was just rumours he was repeating I bet you his lawyer made him put out that follow up statement but I'd bet even more money that he was also 100% correct in what he originally said
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Jeanette McCurdy (spelling?? mods?!?) who talks about what a miserable time she had acting and how her parents basically stole all her money. That sucks, and she was only paid as an actor too and not for the foot fetish work she also did.
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Aug 15, 2021 21:09
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Vakal posted:I'm partial to the story where the billionaire banker along with his wife and friends invited Artie onto his private jet to take him to a show he was doing. Then Artie proceeded to have cocaine-fueled diarrhea in the plane's bathroom and the smell almost made them have to land the plane. Already a more effective revolutionary than anyone in C-SPAM.
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iwentdoodie posted:Nah, sex worker he hired broke a glass while crushing poo poo up and he wanted to get high so he didn't take it out or go buy more drugs. He just railed the drug and glass shards and it pretty much instantly tore his nose apart. That sounds like bullshit also. I would need to have been there in order to believe that.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:That sounds like bullshit also. I would need to have been there in order to believe that. Artie is a notorious pathological liar so that story is most likely total bullshit
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haljordan posted:Artie is a notorious pathological liar so that story is most likely total bullshit Apparently chronic cocaine snorting will eventually erode out a person's nasal cavity, but I can't see how that is any more sad/embarrassing than the story he went with.
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Can we get back to talking about the fat pedo please His movie Boat Trip really blew, didn't it? 
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Smugworth posted:Can we get back to talking about the fat pedo please Artie Lange was also in this movie lol
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Already a more effective revolutionary than anyone in C-SPAM. got em!
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I guess Gina Carano isn’t the worst person in The Mandalorian anymore
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Already a more effective revolutionary than anyone in C-SPAM. 
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haljordan posted:Artie Lange was also in this movie lol lmao. verified proof they are two different folks https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x358z58
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Linux Pirate posted:So many fat sketch comedians, so little memory.
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Call Your Grandma posted:more like Horatio Comic Sans If you’ve ever seen his work you’d think it’s more Horatio Sans Comic.
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Hell Yeah posted:this a terrible day for bobby moynihan who occupies the same area of the brain as horatio sanz I legit was just thinking aw gently caress, I loved Meet Your Second Wife.
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I hope he blows his brains out but I do have to say he was really funny in that sketch where he'd make fun of Big Punisher, as the morbidly obese rapper that raps about stuff like having to use a sponge on a stick to take a bath.
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I mean, I'm not even a little surprised. Every entertainment industry dude I've literally ever met is horny on main for underage kids and has zero moral qualms about it. It's super hosed. There's no joke. It's hosed up.
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Smugworth posted:Can we get back to talking about the fat pedo please I liked Roger Moore playing the soddy old pervert interested in boning Cuba's character the whole trip. e: just now realized there is a comma between Cuba Gooding and Jr.
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Today's Humorism newsletter is...pretty damning. Horatio Sanz Used to Call His Fans "Horatio's Kidz" and Solicit Feet Pics on Twitter quote:After I wrote about the lawsuit against Horatio Sanz a few days ago, I got an email from someone who used to participate in the same SNL/Jimmy Fallon fandom as the plaintiff. She wanted to let me know that the AOL Instant Messenger screen name attributed to Sanz in the lawsuit, "marblechomper," matched the email address on a business card of his she received ten years ago, when she was in her late teens. Why did she receive Horatio Sanz's business card when she was in her late teens? Because she was one of "#HoratiosKidz," a group of Fallon fans he interacted with on Twitter and eventually "adopted" as his own in the early 2010s. They called him "Dad." It goes on to include the full email from the former fan, talking about the weirdness of the Fallon fandom from a decade ago.
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article in the OP posted:In 1999, when she was 14 years old, the alleged victim "started posting on various online websites, message boards and chat rooms about SNL," the lawsuit says. In January 2000, Sanz and one of his colleagues emailed the girl, and thereafter Sanz "began his process of grooming Plaintiff," including an October 2000 in-person meeting after a taping of the show, according to the lawsuit. This reminds me of the women that recently-ish came forward about Ren & Stimpy creator John K. sexually harassing them when they were 13-14 year olds. It happened around the same time period too. It makes me think this sort of thing was more prevalent in the late 90s/early 2000s than I realized, with teenagers who were just excited about entertainment they liked and had a means to connect with others about it through the internet being taken advantage of by thirsty old industry men. It's horrifying to think about as someone who was around that age at the time, was an SNL fan, and definitely had unsupervised access to the internet.
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TeachesOfPeaches posted:This reminds me of the women that recently-ish came forward about Ren & Stimpy creator John K. sexually harassing them when they were 13-14 year olds. It happened around the same time period too. It makes me think this sort of thing was more prevalent in the late 90s/early 2000s than I realized, with teenagers who were just excited about entertainment they liked and had a means to connect with others about it through the internet being taken advantage of by thirsty old industry men. It's horrifying to think about as someone who was around that age at the time, was an SNL fan, and definitely had unsupervised access to the internet. It’s been prevalent for as long as the industry has existed
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kntfkr posted:I hope this kills SNL and somehow takes Jimmy Fallon down as well. Not likely. Maybe when Lorne kicks the bucket but he's way too powerful in the Entertainment world.
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N. Senada posted:It’s been prevalent for as long as humans have existed ftfy
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N. Senada posted:It’s been prevalent for as long as the industry has existed True, but I can only imagine the internet has made it much easier for the predators to get at children, and also draws in those that aren't in the industry.
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John K. was on Stern once to confront Billy West over Billy not quitting when Nickelodeon fired John. Guy seems like a mega creep, gently caress him.
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Wow, that's petty. Good for Billy West not being loyal to that douchebag. God I hope Billy isn't a secret pedophile, he seems cool.
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Hell Yeah posted:this a terrible day for bobby moynihan who occupies the same area of the brain as horatio sanz lol Made me wonder what Bobby M was up to: https://news.yahoo.com/nbc-scraps-ultimate-slip-n-035657468.html NBC Scraps Ultimate Slip 'N Slide After 'Explosive Diarrhea' Outbreak on Set Halted Production The show, hosted by Bobby Moynihan and Ron Funches, is not returning to production and has been scrapped entirely.
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:lol bobby cant catch a break between this and horatio taking up his brain space or something
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Dubplate Fire posted:does it really matter if Artie Langs nose was destroyed in one night of sniffing drugs vs decades sniffing drugs?? It apparently matters to him.
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Dubplate Fire posted:does it really matter if Artie Langs nose was destroyed in one night of sniffing drugs vs decades sniffing drugs?? In all reality both of these stories are probably true and Artie’s hosed up nose was just destiny.
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