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IcedPee
Jan 11, 2008

Yarrrr! I be here to plunder the fun outta me workplace! Avast!

FREE DECAHEDRON!
Penis Bloody Penis

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Detachable Penis.

Oh wait I did that wrong.

Penis Penis.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
If you tolerate this then your penis will be next

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


It's the eye of the penis
It's the thrill of the fight

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


will the real slim penis please stand up?

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Carry on my wayward penis
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more



heh

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

Carry on my wayward penis
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more



heh

page late tard. But yeah heh.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
My penis brings all the boys to the yard

No wonder my happy penis sings, your love has given me wings.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I'm hungry like the penis.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Hell bent for penis

Turd Nelson
Nov 21, 2008

k3nn posted:

I kissed a penis and I liked it.

I kissed a girl and i liked penis

Positive k - i got a penis
The offspring - pretty fly for a white penis
LEN - Steal my penis
No doubt - just a penis
Ace of base - the penis

Turd Nelson fucked around with this message at 20:50 on May 19, 2014

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
riders on the penis

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
I fought the penis and the penis won

Shout, shout,
Let it all out
These are the penis I can do without
Come on
I'm talking to you

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Was penis in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

I, i just died in your penis tonight
Must have been something you said

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
When two dicks go to war a point is all you can score

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
The Wind Beneath My Penis

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

stinkpenis

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
they penis hitlers cock

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB

Aesop Poprock posted:

smells like teenage penis

:vince:

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
I would suck 500 dicks, and i would suck 500 more, just to be the man who stuck his penis in that whore.

P is for Penis, and that's good enough for me (Aatrek special).

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Like a bird
On a penis

Wangsucker 69
Feb 7, 2004

Shut up, you old bat.
This is episode dick, dick, dick. Destination, penis.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Wait (The Whisper Song) by Ying Yang Twins

Just replace every instance of "dick" with "penis," so the chorus looks like

Ay bitch! wait til you see my penis
Wait til you see my penis
Ay bitch! wait til you see my penis
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my penis
Wait you see my penis
Ay bitch! wait til you see my penis
Imma beat dat pussy up

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
P.Y.P

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
What If penis was one of us?
Penis martyr
Christ-raping black penis
Scars and penis
The beautiful penis
Baby you can drive my penis
Penis joint jezebel
Pictures of penis
Sgt. Penis' lonely hearts club band
Take a penis on the wild side
Send me a penis
Penis relapse
and of course Type O Negative's classic "I Like Penis"

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the penis from mars

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
Smooth Penis

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
There's a hole in Daddy's penis
Where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothing I suppose

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
Beat It

thehacker0
Mar 19, 2014

a penis a penis a penis a penis a penis a penis a penis - lil wayne

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
Childpenis

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
"Lady Penis" by Lou Reed

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
head like a penis

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

millions of penis
penis for free
millions of penis
penis for me

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Takin' care of penis

thehacker0
Mar 19, 2014

And the penis begin to show

begin to show
begin to show
begin to show

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Penis lost control
In A Lonely Penis
Penis Will Tear Us Apart
Love WIll Tear Penis Apart
Day of the penis
24 Penis
Atrocity Penis
Penisplay
New Penis Fades
I Remember penis

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
The Penis (Penis!)

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape
Kathy's Penis

VX Penis Attack

When Penis Small

My Own Penis [Shove It]

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

head like a penis

Penis Where It Belongs

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

CommonTerry posted:

VX Penis Attack

Penis In Vein
deep down Trauma Penis (alt. deeep dick Trauma Hounds)
Glass Penis
Penis Houses
Social penis
Penis Omen
Stairs & Penis

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