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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it doesn't matter they're all just numbers on the inside

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Moridin920 posted:

i know a white couple who just named their kid kaiden
nah kaiden is the human being from mass effete

dumb names have been around forever, when i was in school there was a guy in my trombone section named "brede" pronounced like the family on the tv show but his folks copped to not wanting to spell his name as white as brady

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 1, 2014

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

My son plays in a soccer league with two kids named Trenton and Camden. Here's hoping they have a brother named Secaucus.

Also saw a kid named "Loaghynn."

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Ann as a middle name means that the parents wanted a one-syllable name and did not like how Lynn sounded.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Name your kid Neden.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Naming your child Hunter or Austin is probably the best way to ensure that they'll be an insufferable douchebag.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i wonder when its going to become hip to name your kids old people names like blanche or malcolm or mildred. gently caress i bet those hipsters are doing it already

I really like the name Blanche.

DeKalb posted:

I've also noticed that a large percentage of American women have "Ann" as a middle name. It's been going on forever, and it's something I just don't understand.

It's because loving everybody has an older relative or family friend named Ann.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Doppelganger posted:

Naming your child Hunter or Austin is probably the best way to ensure that they'll be an insufferable douchebag.

I know a family with Austin and Riley. Two kinda lovely makes of British automobile.

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Some teenaged girl related to my brother-in-law got pregnant... her name is Taylor, and his name is Brad or something, so they named the kid Braylor. Come ON.

Years ago I saw a news article about parents who were enraged about something stupid, but the real tragedy was that their children were named Beki and Jayms. JAYMS.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

you were warned posted:

Years ago I saw a news article about parents who were enraged about something stupid, but the real tragedy was that their children were named Beki and Jayms. JAYMS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpStoROu0XE&t=53s

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
mortal kombat is just a good drat game

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Aiden Starr a porn star

https://www.google.com/search?q=Aid...bih=912#facrc=_

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Aiden is such a disgusting sound to hear. I'd rather name my kid Cellardoor or some poo poo, because at least that sounds nice.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



A hot girl I know named her kid out of wedlock Kaiyden and I want to just shake the poo poo out of her and ask her what she was thinking on that name. I never do because you never know when she might need her printer fixed.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

you were warned posted:

Some teenaged girl related to my brother-in-law got pregnant... her name is Taylor, and his name is Brad or something, so they named the kid Braylor. Come ON.

Hey, a Braylor is a CR22 archdemon :colbert:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'm ready for strong "-er" names to make a comeback, like Abner, Jasper, and Chester. Absalom is a strong name too, negative connotations notwithstanding.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
someone on my FB named her son Kevlar

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Dodge would be a cool name, but few could actually pull it off.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
post potential names for your babies and i'll WASP them up

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
I dunno, I thought he was pretty cute but Carrie was such a loving bitch to cheat on him like that but it was with Mr. Big and they were always supposed to be together and Aiden made her go to the country, I mean what the hell?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Jason, Michael, and Matthew were the big names for boys when I was a kid, and there were at least two Jennifers every class I was in

I dunno how to butcher Matthew, but I could see lots of Jaysens and Gennifer / Jennifyr bullshit happening now

this one guy
Mar 15, 2006

Beneath Apple ProDOS
FOR USERS OF APPLE II PLUS, APPLE IIe AND APPLE IIc COMPUTERS

Gaunab posted:

post potential names for your babies and i'll WASP them up

If it's a boy, Bolvar Fordragon. If it's a girl, Bolvar Fordragon.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Wherefore art thou, Heather?

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Bet it has something to do with Aiden being a band that was pretty popular among teenage girls five-ten years ago

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

this one guy posted:

If it's a boy, Bolvar Fordragon. If it's a girl, Bolvar Fordragon.

Boalvr Fordrahgyn. next

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Chip is a lame name, although Chip Esten is pretty cool
Worst name: brody

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Parmesan Basil posted:

It's more than just the Aidens. If you ever work with kids, you'll find there are a million lovely two syllable names out there.
Bentley
Talan
Tenley
Kenley
Kinzee
Coehn
Kaylen
Brooklynn
and the list goes on. A lot of racist assholes will whine about black people names but nothing will top to awfulness of white people names.

LOL if you think there aren't black kids with those names and that it's not going to happen more and more.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
seems normal to me

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
black people chat: i knew a kid named d'norrio

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008
I'm inexplicably annoyed by people who name their kids after trades. How many Hunters, Masons, Coopers, and Trackers do there have to be before this stops. Alternatively, how long will it be before people start naming their kids Electrician, Plumber, HVAC Technician?

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

i dread the day that weeaboos start having kids in large numbers

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

or start having sex i guess

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Doppelganger posted:

Naming your child Hunter or Austin is probably the best way to ensure that they'll be an insufferable douchebag.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that hates the name Hunter. Its funny how you can tell exactly what type of parents the kid has if he is named Hunter.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
They're totally not going to be called "Gayden" in middle school.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Hunter is a name for a dog

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Kelly C

and Carl Drogo

Dr. Video Games 0112 fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jun 1, 2014

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I was almost named Hunter. I almost decked my mother when she said it was even in contention.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

MondayHotDog posted:

They're totally not going to be called "Gayden" in middle school.
Don't people ever think about all the ways someone can make fun of their kid's names before they make them official?

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
If I'd been a girl I would have been Allison and that is a nice name :)

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im fuckin naming my kid satan, hell yeah

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