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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Ok, you guys talked me into it. Here is my wife:



be nice!

WindmillSlayer posted:

would

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WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

does it?

:ohdear:

my wife really does try to use snapchat to sext from time to time and I have a bad habit of screen shotting everything because she turns my penis hard.




Twilight Matrix posted:

she likes knowing that you save her sexts to jack it to them later

lol

i am he

ok give me a second yobbers, you are all a part of forums history inteh making, brace yourselves

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
this thread went from a stupid childish :airquote: troll :airquote: to ...

deep dish peat moss

yeah it sends you a thing like [username] saved a screenshot of your snapchat!

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

i am he posted:

ok give me a second yobbers, you are all a part of forums history inteh making, brace yourselves

what's a good anticipation smiley code?

deep dish peat moss

:allears:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

no, too sarcastic.

i am he

Angry Fish posted:

what's a good anticipation smiley code?

:ohdear: or :heysexy: depending on your attitude

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
found one!
:f5:

FluffieDuckie

Angry Fish posted:

post it itt! you were a hot 80s chick



ok there, but you're all just going to doubt me again

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


:pervert:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


FluffieDuckie posted:



ok there, but you're all just going to doubt me again

lol. I didn't notice the Michael Jackson tattoo on your right forearm last time.

e: left? I guess it's in a mirror.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FluffieDuckie posted:



ok there, but you're all just going to doubt me again

hatchee matchee

i did not expect anything like that but i totally believe that's you fluffieduckie that's fantastic

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

now pick up that pillow don't be a slob

cruft

5-point pass. I'm not a good photographer.

E: Why didn't that work as an attachment? Hang on.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Bo-Pepper posted:

hatchee matchee

i did not expect anything like that but i totally believe that's you fluffieduckie that's fantastic

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Bo-Pepper posted:

now pick up that pillow don't be a slob

cruft

?

WTH, I've used attachments 20 times before this.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cruft posted:

?

WTH, I've used attachments 20 times before this.



everything in the something awful back end is hosed and lowtax is in china eating noodles

WindmillSlayer

Bo-Pepper posted:

everything in the something awful back end is hosed and lowtax is in china eating noodles

actually archives just got fixed about 15 mins ago

FluffieDuckie

use imgur

deep dish peat moss

I'd post a pic of me without a shirt but it's gross

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
lol ok. since these are on facebook already the internet can do no harm

haha got you again you so dummy :newlol:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
but seriously

http://imgur.com/z878RPci,eLs7Rj56,CNd7kDiI

but before you click that link@!!!
what if i just am trollin' a second time? what if it's shock photos of my weiner?

A Bad King fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Jun 5, 2014

cruft



There we go.

She's hot.

Savage For The Winjun


whoa nice weiner angry fish

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Twilight Matrix posted:

whoa nice weiner angry fish

nice veins, rite?

Savage For The Winjun


yeah a nice veiny weiner is the best

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

nice veins, rite?

I enjoyed it.

WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

but seriously

http://imgur.com/z88RPci,eLsRj56,CNdkDiI

but before you click that link@!!!
what if i just am trollin' a second time? what if it's shock photos of my weiner?

these are, uh, actually Imgur links.

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

WindmillSlayer posted:

these are, uh, actually Imgur links.

You should edit this in order to mask the inevitable doxx.

i am he

uploading now im sorry for the wait guys

WindmillSlayer

Angry Fish posted:

You should edit this in order to mask the inevitable doxx.

what if i want to look at them again

cruft

Angry Fish posted:

You should edit this in order to mask the inevitable doxx.

Here's a true story.

One time I was teaching a week-long class to some middle school kids and my game server wasn't coming up so I had them doxx me, just giving them my first and last name. None of them had ever done this before.

In 30 minutes they had:

  • Full name and date of birth for me, wife, daughter, sister, and my parents
  • Every street address I'd had for 20 years
  • What banks I used
  • How much I bought my house for
  • Every phone number I'd had for 15 years
  • Everywhere I'd worked since 1995
  • A bunch of other stuff I can't even remember now

The next day I finally opened a Google+ account.

Machai

i am he posted:

please specifiy the amount of clothing and type of sexy pose you would like and i will try to accomadate, obviously everyone cannot be happy

completely naked with a rose in your mouth and holding a pic of goatse in front of your nads

__________
sigs4lyfe

i am he

im a man of my word you fuckers beter appreciate these my face got really hot in te pillow case and my crotchal region looks all jacked up in hte fisrt pic







decor is not mine ok so no talking about that plz all eyes on the bod, that is mine, congrats

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

i am he posted:

im a man of my word you fuckers beter appreciate these my face got really hot in te pillow case and my crotchal region looks all jacked up in hte fisrt pic







decor is not mine ok so no talking about that plz all eyes on the bod, that is mine, congrats

where is the cat?

WindmillSlayer

i am he posted:

im a man of my word you fuckers beter appreciate these my face got really hot in te pillow case and my crotchal region looks all jacked up in hte fisrt pic







decor is not mine ok so no talking about that plz all eyes on the bod, that is mine, congrats

its beautiful

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


i am he posted:

im a man of my word you fuckers beter appreciate these my face got really hot in te pillow case and my crotchal region looks all jacked up in hte fisrt pic







decor is not mine ok so no talking about that plz all eyes on the bod, that is mine, congrats

Let's see some more of that painting on the wall

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