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You know Starbucks coffee is espresso, right? Except the filter one which is poo poo anyway.
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Jun 6, 2014 22:29
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why don' you just eat the coffee beans
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Jun 6, 2014 22:30
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"La di da, life is so wonderful and easy and not at all a grim-dark litany of carnage, I don't need drugs, I will subsist on glitter and unicorn farts!" said a dumb gay baby
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Jun 6, 2014 22:33
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Maoist Pussy posted:"La di da, life is so wonderful and easy and not at all a grim-dark litany of carnage, I don't need drugs, I will subsist on glitter and unicorn farts!" said a dumb gay baby 
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Jun 6, 2014 22:40
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Ewan posted:You know Starbucks coffee is espresso, right? Except the filter one which is poo poo anyway. Yeah but it's pissweak and full of cream and syrup and doesn't even look like coffee.
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Jun 6, 2014 22:41
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literally lmao if you dont butt chug a 4 pack of redbull every single morning just to combat ur crippling narcolepsy and lack of will to live
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Jun 6, 2014 22:44
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homeless snail posted:i'm sorry that you need drugs just to get through the day, op lol who doesnt use drugs every day
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Jun 6, 2014 22:51
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Waroduce posted:lol who doesnt use drugs every day
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Jun 6, 2014 22:53
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If you don't drink coffee I don't trust you How do I know all that extra energy and will to live and do stuff you have isn't because you're a pod person or a communist People that don't drink and don't drink coffee especially suspicious yeah sure you don't need booze comrade
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Jun 6, 2014 22:54
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Yeah but it's pissweak and full of cream and syrup and doesn't even look like coffee.
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Jun 6, 2014 22:56
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:You can make more then just short blacks with an espresso machine you know? Everywhere in Australia has better coffee then Starbuck because you don't serve coffee here unless you have an espresso machine and know how to use it. this guy knows whats up, he's no nonsense and shoots straight. I can tell from his declarative statements and sweeping generalizations
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Jun 6, 2014 22:57
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GET YOUR GOD DAMNED DICKS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND CONSUME COFFEE AND OR TEA!
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Jun 6, 2014 22:58
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I really enjoy both coffee & tea and I'm fine with people who don't because I have no interest in sharing it with anyone anyway.
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Jun 6, 2014 23:02
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lol at the anti coffee people who're trying to seem ironic but are actually serious
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Jun 6, 2014 23:06
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im not anti coffee i just think its gross tasting and I don't understand why so many people drink that vile poo poo thats all
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Jun 6, 2014 23:08
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Zzulu posted:im not anti coffee i just think its gross tasting and I don't understand why so many people drink that vile poo poo lol how does it feel having a baby palate ps everyone knows you're not joking
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Jun 6, 2014 23:09
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i wish I didnt have to drink coffee every day to stop getting massive headaches I dont really even enjoy it anymore
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Jun 6, 2014 23:10
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there are people at work who drink like 10 cups of coffee or something every day. They just constantly wander between their desk and the coffee machine lol that can't be good for you
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Jun 6, 2014 23:14
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I love coffee but caffeine was loving me up and since I quit I feel at least 10x better but I also have to take a nap every day. I'm literally a baby
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Jun 6, 2014 23:19
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Zzulu posted:there are people at work who drink like 10 cups of coffee or something every day. They just constantly wander between their desk and the coffee machine lol apparently 20 is when it starts being really bad I feel bad when I have 4
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Jun 6, 2014 23:20
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Moola posted:i wish I didnt have to drink coffee every day to stop getting massive headaches just take off for a couple of days and tough it out after about a week you will stop getting headaches and then you can begin your wonderful CAFFEINE FREE LIFE in a month or two you will be getting up with the sun at 4:30 AM though so prepare your anus for that
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Jun 6, 2014 23:23
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Can't tell whether I am a hostage to coffee or I enjoy it Probably a bit of both
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Jun 6, 2014 23:27
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I like to shoot hot coffee up my rear end in the bathtub to force poo poo out and then i roll around in it for a while until i get tired and then i sit there caked in poo poo quoting the goonies to myself until my parents get home and tell me to take a shower.
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Jun 6, 2014 23:27
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Jonny 290 posted:naw man coffee's gross *proceeds to pump $3.00 of quarters into the vending machine for an Amp* --everybody under 25 here welp i was going to poo poo all over everyone for their disgusting taste but this guy just nailed me within 5 replies, gj you all win this round
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Jun 6, 2014 23:29
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Eat more protein and you won't need coffee to get you through the day. All you shitwads who can't get going without your precious coffee in the morning are just big gay babies.
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Jun 6, 2014 23:29
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Glory of Arioch posted:just take off for a couple of days and tough it out I tried this once but the detox headaches kept triggering migraines because I get those sometimes im at least down from 10 cups a day to 2 so not so bad Zzulu posted:there are people at work who drink like 10 cups of coffee or something every day. They just constantly wander between their desk and the coffee machine lol yeah this used to be me
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Jun 6, 2014 23:30
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Fireless Phoenix posted:i've been encountering a growing number of adults (well, gay men but you get the point) who don't enjoy tea and/or coffee. WTF. i dont trust people like this i'm a literal child who enjoys caffeinated sodas instead of coffee or tea source: occasional coffee drinker
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Jun 6, 2014 23:37
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Morkyz posted:lol at the anti coffee people who're trying to seem ironic but are actually serious
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Jun 6, 2014 23:42
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I don't drink tea or coffee.
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Jun 6, 2014 23:43
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literally drinking coffee right now
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Jun 6, 2014 23:59
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homeless snail posted:i'm not ironic i'm genuinely concerned for your health. i'm praying for you Seriously I'll never understand why people think they can avoid all judgement just by acting as ironic as possible everyone know you actually are too much of a baby to handle coffee no one is falling for the ruse
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Jun 6, 2014 23:59
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Moola posted:literally drinking coffee right now same
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Jun 6, 2014 23:59
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you coffee freaks are weird
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Jun 7, 2014 00:02
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Xaris posted:tastes good and really nice to have a hot steaming cup of joe while walking to work. caffeine virtually does nothing for me, sometimes it even makes me more tired than before. getting tireder can be a symptom of dehydration or bad diet it happens to me all the time
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Jun 7, 2014 00:03
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Morkyz posted:Seriously I'll never understand why people think they can avoid all judgement just by acting as ironic as possible
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Jun 7, 2014 00:05
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i don't drink tea or coffee regularly but at least with coffee i can acknowledge that maybe, properly prepared and not made in a crappy $10 machine by a person who knows nothing about coffee it might be good tea is dirty water. it's not that it's gross or anything, it's just that it's, you know, water. it's like somebody getting all excited and having hundreds of dollars of paraphenalia for the stuff that comes out of your sink faucet, but with caffeine in it.
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Jun 7, 2014 00:12
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E.Nigma posted:Eat more protein and you won't need coffee to get you through the day. All you shitwads who can't get going without your precious coffee in the morning are just big gay babies. lol, protein. gently caress off, rich boy. i live off the carbs i steal from horse stables.
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Jun 7, 2014 00:12
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:tea is dirty water. it's not that it's gross or anything, it's just that it's, you know, water. you can say this about literally any beverage but clean water.
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Jun 7, 2014 00:15
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Guys guys guys coffee is an acquired taste just keep drinking it! I know it tastes terrible but don't stop, because otherwise people will make fun of your BABY TASTEBUDS. I'm sorry idiot coffee drinkers I don't do unpleasant things with the thought it may at some point possibly be pleasant when I can do pleasant things now. Keurig coffee is really the best second maybe only to Starbucks.
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i don't even drink my coffee any more i mix it with an 8 ball of coke and pour it directly into my eyeballs. i can literally see god right now
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