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The first few were fun space adventure movies but then... Well you know the rest.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:38 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 10:08 |
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Some very... Special people... Took it very seriously
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:39 |
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Atleast kotor 2 saved all of star wars before that dumb loving shitfucker george lucas lifted that poo poo from the canon
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:39 |
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tattoos are gay and dumb. lol why whats the point of that dumb gay poo poo.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:41 |
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I wanna drive a star destroyer. But not one of the tiny ones, one of the big black ones.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:49 |
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PostNouveau posted:I wanna drive a star destroyer. But not one of the tiny ones, one of the big black ones. An imperial class?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:50 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:An imperial class? Is that the big one that crashes into the Death Star? That thing owned, other than whatever design flaw that made it crash when it gets his by a small fighter.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:51 |
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PostNouveau posted:Is that the big one that crashes into the Death Star? That thing owned, other than whatever design flaw that made it crash when it gets his by a small fighter. Yep. I know more about star wars than I want to admit
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 23:54 |
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When I was a kid I thought Star Destroyer meant that it was a ship that destroyed stars. Never mind that it never happened on screen, dammit!
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:01 |
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Gutcruncher posted:When I was a kid I thought Star Destroyer meant that it was a ship that destroyed stars. Never mind that it never happened on screen, dammit! if they fired all their weapons at once it would destroy a star. Pumpy Muffinz posted:I know more about star wars than I want to admit
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:02 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:if they fired all their weapons at once it would destroy a star. Eh? Why would they even need the Death Star then?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:04 |
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PostNouveau posted:Eh? Why would they even need the Death Star then? Because the empire was not full of smart people
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:05 |
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PostNouveau posted:Eh? Why would they even need the Death Star then? To destroy planets.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:05 |
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it seems we have this loving thread every week
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:08 |
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AndyElusive posted:To destroy planets. Turning off a sun seems like a pretty good way to do that, but I guess I just don't understand the finer points of running a space empire.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:11 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:Yep. I know more about star wars than I want to admit And it's a testament to my own lameness that I feel the urge to correct you. The one that crashed into the second deathstar was 19 kilometers in length executor class super star destroy, not a 1 kilometer long Imperial class star destroyer.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:12 |
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ikanreed posted:And it's a testament to my own lameness that I feel the urge to correct you. The one that crashed into the second deathstar was 19 kilometers in length executor class super star destroy, not a 1 kilometer long Imperial class star destroyer. is your name Mary? cause you must be a virgin
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:13 |
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ikanreed posted:And it's a testament to my own lameness that I feel the urge to correct you. The one that crashed into the second deathstar was 19 kilometers in length executor class super star destroy, not a 1 kilometer long Imperial class star destroyer. Yeah, I definitely want to drive the 19 km one. I imagine it's controlled by a big wooden wheel.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:14 |
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What's that in American distance?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 00:18 |
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redshirt posted:RIP CineD Star Wars thread. You burned too brightly. lol i killed the star wars thread with my seriousposting i finally accomplished something on this dumb gay website
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:40 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:star wars is basically just a ripoff of a kurosawa film using a generic hero's journey template with meaningless buddhist and taoist philosophical mumblings grafted onto it Yeah Kurusawa was a true original.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 10:18 |
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redshirt posted:I'm still not sure to this day how the Emperor thought he could "turn" Luke to the Dark Side, unless he has some kind of Hypno Power or mind control, which in my head canon, he does. He did turn him to the dark side though, albeit momentarily.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 10:21 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:lol i killed the star wars thread with my seriousposting Congratulations! Though I fear for SMG and Hbomberguy now - where will they post?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:27 |
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lmao at the star wars thread in cinema discussion getting closed
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:40 |
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redshirt posted:Congratulations! Though I fear for SMG and Hbomberguy now - where will they post? SMG can crash on my posting couch any time he wants. but Hbomberguy and i are now mortal enemies and he can go post in hell for all i care
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:41 |
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redshirt posted:Congratulations! Though I fear for SMG and Hbomberguy now - where will they post? smg will continue to make every thread in that subforum shittier
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:41 |
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You can determine a nerd's age by asking them whether Star Wars was ruined by The Prequels, The Special Editions, or Return of the Jedi.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:44 |
nice to hear my gbs homies throwin bows in those massengill rear end subforums
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:46 |
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Juche Fucktodd posted:smg will continue to make every thread in that subforum shittier I don't see many movies when they're still in theaters but some time ago I saw "Her" and thought it was a really great movie, oh,look here's a thread on it in CineD and welp, schizoidal film analysis crew already writing dumb poo poo about it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:55 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:han solo basically sexually assaults princess leia and it's supposed to be "romantic" what
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:58 |
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exquisite tea posted:I don't see many movies when they're still in theaters but some time ago I saw "Her" and thought it was a really great movie, oh,look here's a thread on it in CineD and welp, schizoidal film analysis crew already writing dumb poo poo about it. they are retarded and bad posters
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:59 |
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Raku posted:what The only way to win this game is not to play
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 15:59 |
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Juche Fucktodd posted:smg will continue to make every thread in that subforum shittier You mean better? There's a simple joy in reading paragraphs of dense, marxist critique of Transformers.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:00 |
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PostNouveau posted:The only way to win this game is not to play gonna have to agree with this guy right here
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:04 |
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is SMG the guy who argued that every bad and stupid thing in the prequels was intentional and actually good and clever?
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:06 |
(in jar-jar voice) me so hornyyyyyy...sucky sucky five dolla
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:07 |
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Randarkman posted:is SMG the guy who argued that every bad and stupid thing in the prequels was intentional and actually good and clever? yes and it makes people very angry and frustrated, which is cool
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:07 |
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Randarkman posted:is SMG the guy who argued that every bad and stupid thing in the prequels was intentional and actually good and clever? that and he is the retard with the gimmick that over analyzes every movie goons in cinema discussion take him seriously and it makes every thread there unreadable
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:08 |
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he also killed my father
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:09 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 10:08 |
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Juche Fucktodd posted:he also killed my father No... Zizek is your father!
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 16:11 |