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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

brick cow posted:

lol, all those girls raped in india or babies born with aids or kids molested by preachers had it coming. they were thinking bad thoughts.

Miracles from mistakes, friend. :)

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JustCait
May 28, 2014

That pill is too big, do they come smaller?

PriNGLeS
Feb 18, 2004
ONCE YOU POP THE FUN DONT STOP
take some vitamin d supplements, op

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


JustCait posted:

That pill is too big, do they come smaller?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

brick cow posted:

no kiddin. a few years ago I was between jobs and i ran out my savings and the last couple months on the place i was leasing. so i ended up staying with my parents for a bit. a month or so into it i was awoke by being punched in the face repeatedly by my mother while she screamed about how i ruined her life. then it happened again a couple weeks later. the third time, I caught her wrists mid punch and whispered to her "if you ever lay a hand on me again i will murder you." it didn't happen again. i was 31 or 32 at the time.

my parents both have this facade of niceness but every once in a while they have a psychotic breakdown and take it out on whoever is closest. i try not to think about them.

e:


haha, that fits into my experience so well

you lived with your parents at 31? no wonder your mom wants you to kill yourself

that's incredibly bad at life

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it's not that hard if you're not a coward

NoU
Dec 31, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4an5bT-vY8

hope this helps

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Harime Nui posted:

Apropos of nothing (I realize I didn't make this thread but since I feel comfortable and a strong kinship with its subject matter I thought I'd make myself at home here), what's it called when you get that indigestion-burp-throwup thing in your mouth where it's just like a little splash of battery acid juice comes out of your throat? Does it have a name?

vurp (vomit burp)

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

Miracles from mistakes, friend. :)

rape is a good and wholesome thing I agree

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
finally don't take medical/mental health advice from SA forums please

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

azreal posted:

Life is pretty awesome, OP :shrug: I really hope your sadbrains gets better.

no it isnt

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
You'll have plenty of time to be dead when you're dead.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


SHISHKABOB posted:

I hate myself and want to die

Off you go then! You can do anything if you try!

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
hth, fellow sufferer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ghh5yXlEaw

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

jackyl posted:

you lived with your parents at 31? no wonder your mom wants you to kill yourself

that's incredibly bad at life

for a couple months- like i said, between jobs and no savings left. i am lovely at saving money

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

brick cow posted:

for a couple months- like i said, between jobs and no savings left. i am lovely at saving money

you did ruin your moms life, she thought she was free of your dumbass at 18 and then you moved back in 13 years later

I hope you aren't a microwave alt, that beautiful woman doesn't need you ruining her life

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
naw, i moved out when i was 15, we'd had a pretty good mother/son relationship while it was long distance.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Chris Awful posted:

Fasting will fix your brain, you self loathing sack of poo poo.

LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF. SELF LOVE. Be your own best friend for life.

fasting is pretty good for mental clarity in a non-eating-disorder way. +1 would recommend!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I'm seeing a therapist and it helps a lot

These kinds of things are just cries for attention

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
rip dude

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
at least you're somewhat self-aware, that's like the admitting you have a problem step in AA

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Did OP kill himself yet?

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
Just start reading Lil B's twitter.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

vyst posted:

Did OP kill himself yet?

yes, posting from heaven atm

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
bullshit suicides go to the seventh circle of hell

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I just ate a shishkabob and it was delicious

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

maybe if you worked up the nerve to do something positive you wouldnt feel like poo poo anymore

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Came here expecting a MY BF LESIE thread found this instead.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

SHISHKABOB posted:

life sucks

no dude,

LittleRedShark
May 11, 2014
Because of madness. But don't, seriously. There is probably something to look forward to in the future. Admire the small things as well as the big picture!

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
Hookers, op, hookers.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
OP your not alone I hate you and want you to die to

Thalamus
Jan 20, 2007

Peace, Brothers & Sisters!
Smoke a lot of weed OP.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
LCD Soundsystem is a cure for depression.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Stop listening to Nirvana.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

here op

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
stay strong depression buddy, misery loves company!!

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