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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I dunno, dick is pretty cool

Silly little thing just dangling there.


I may have read too many harlequin romances in my youth. Reading about all that steely manliness jutting proudly and whatnot, actually seeing dicks was a pretty huge let down.

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Maoist Pussy posted:

The thing is, everyone would become a hot lesbian if they had the option.

nah

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Maoist Pussy posted:

The thing is, everyone would become a hot lesbian if they had the option.

hi maoist pussy please go see a gender specialist.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Full Metal Jackass posted:

Hope you can write really small LOL

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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ladyboy pancake posted:

hi maoist pussy please go see a gender specialist.

gimmick or not, the whole "barely repressed gender dysphoria" thing is funny to me

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

g0lbez posted:

i do things like THIS and these other people do things like THAT

lol if you think that chopping a dick off and installing a fake vagina and then using a medical grade dildo to gently caress the fake hole so that it doesn't heal up is just like wanting one kind of booze over another

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

ladyboy pancake posted:

hi maoist pussy please go see a gender specialist.

What is a gender specialist and why would I want to see one?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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killyoureparents posted:

lol if you think that chopping a dick off and installing a fake vagina and then using a medical grade dildo to gently caress the fake hole so that it doesn't heal up is just like wanting one kind of booze other another

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhntKPh2EY

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Maoist Pussy posted:

What is a gender specialist and why would I want to see one?

because you think that all men would become hot women if they could

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

killyoureparents posted:

lol if you think that chopping a dick off and installing a fake vagina and then using a medical grade dildo to gently caress the fake hole so that it doesn't heal up is just like wanting one kind of booze over another

lol

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

What is a gender specialist and why would I want to see one?

a gender specialist is someone your insurance pays thousands of dollars to nod at everything you say

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:

Silly little thing just dangling there.


I may have read too many harlequin romances in my youth. Reading about all that steely manliness jutting proudly and whatnot, actually seeing dicks was a pretty huge let down.

I read a lot of sci-fi when I was a kid, but space is still cool.

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
I wish these retarded fags would actually troll me instead of just linkking me to their lovely music. XD

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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killyoureparents posted:

a gender specialist is someone your insurance pays thousands of dollars to nod at everything you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn56w4EObwo

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Torka posted:

because you think that all men would become hot women if they could

Only a hot lesbian woman. Sane people would not become a weird Julia Child-looking person.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Maoist Pussy posted:

Only a hot lesbian woman. Sane people would not become a weird Julia Child-looking person.

starting a pool on the inevitable posts in the e/n tranny thread about coming out

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

killyoureparents posted:

I wish these retarded fags would actually troll me instead of just linkking me to their lovely music. XD

you actually have to say something before people will troll you

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

killyoureparents posted:

I wish these retarded fags would actually troll me instead of just linkking me to their lovely music. XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM

All i'm saying is that at this point they were at their peak, and everything after that went down hill.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Maoist Pussy posted:

Only a hot lesbian woman. Sane people would not become a weird Julia Child-looking person.

Obviously. "We can make you hot but we'll have to cut your genitalia off" is a great deal regardless of gender.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qzOajDlB-0.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Effectronica posted:

starting a pool on the inevitable posts in the e/n tranny thread about coming out

I thought trannies actually believe they are a woman or something.

LtSmash
Dec 18, 2005

Will we next create false gods to rule over us? How proud we have become, and how blind.

-Sister Miriam Godwinson,
"We Must Dissent"

Maoist Pussy posted:

The thing is, everyone would become a hot lesbian if they had the option.

But I like being a dude and I really like loving dudes. Becoming a lesbian would be lose lose.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Honestly not sure if OP is legit mad about stranger's genitals or just trying to hook up with a troon itt & coming on too strong.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

LtSmash posted:

But I like being a dude and I really like loving dudes. Becoming a lesbian would be lose lose.

Well, yeah, if you are a gay dude then I can see how lesbians are probably not very appealing to you. But straight dudes, if you asked a bunch of them, they would probably try out being a hot lesbian, is what I am saying.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Maoist Pussy posted:

Well, yeah, if you are a gay dude then I can see how lesbians are probably not very appealing to you. But straight dudes, if you asked a bunch of them, they would probably try out being a hot lesbian, is what I am saying.

i can't hear you when you're in the closet with the door shut

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Honestly not sure if OP is legit mad about stranger's genitals or just trying to hook up with a troon itt & coming on too strong.

go put your dick through a meat grinder

oh wait you already did :twisted:

seriously, kill yourself or i'll do it for you (kill oyu not myself).

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

killyoureparents posted:

seriously, kill yourself or i'll do it for you (kill oyu not myself).

:stare:

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

killyoureparents posted:

go put your dick through a meat grinder

oh wait you already did :twisted:

seriously, kill yourself or i'll do it for you (kill oyu not myself).

;D

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014

Effectronica posted:

i can't hear you when you're in the closet with the door shut

You need to find the Lord. I will continue to pray for your soul's salvation.

Thank you and God Bless.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

ladyboy pancake posted:

hi friend, this was my thinking in high school and i hope you can get past it. surgery is actually optional btw.

It's nice of you to say but mmmm I'm a little bit past high school, thanks tho

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

that's his new gimmick after sabel called his bluff

killyoureparents posted:

go put your dick through a meat grinder

oh wait you already did :twisted:

seriously, kill yourself or i'll do it for you (kill oyu not myself).

you couldn't kill a cockroach if it was mooning you and crippled

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I could probably settle down and marry a cool, chill guy who had a ripe pair of titties and a vagina.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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killyoureparents posted:

seriously, kill yourself or i'll do it for you (kill oyu not myself).

Dude, death threats aren't cool.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
didnt read the thread but the answer to the title is "op"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
For real it's just a matter of time and tech, shame I won't live to see it though.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
i mean i guess it's kinda gay in gbs 2.13 or whatever to be liberal but i honestly just dont give a gently caress what people do to their dicks or vaginas or who they gently caress. like i dont even get mad about it. i guess i'm kinda hosed up in that regard that i dont worry about things that will literally never impact my life in any way. i'm loving gay as hell

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Flesh Forge posted:

For real it's just a matter of time and tech, shame I won't live to see it though.

Perhaps some sort of flesh forge.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

g0lbez posted:

i'm loving gay as hell

one of us

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

g0lbez posted:

i mean i guess it's kinda gay in gbs 2.13 or whatever to be liberal but i honestly just dont give a gently caress what people do to their dicks or vaginas or who they gently caress. like i dont even get mad about it. i guess i'm kinda hosed up in that regard that i dont worry about things that will literally never impact my life in any way. i'm loving gay as hell

im mad that you dont get mad about this do you want to fight

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