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Police Automaton posted:America is a Christian nation of REAL Christians, who read the REAL Bible the way it REALLY is and don't give in to self serving interpretations to suit their own devious political agendas. For sure, it's because of gays and troons that there is a rape scene in Maleficent.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:04 |
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1) Atlantis doesn't exist 2) the teutonic knights deserved to get their asses kicked at novgorod
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:04 |
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That whole thing where one is born from a virgin, gets betrayed by someone close to them and then comes back to life was done first by Horus a couple thousand years before the Jesus myth was created. Everything in Christianism is either a copy or and adaptation of ancient polytheistic religions in Egypt and Sumeria. Check out the epic of Gilgamesh if you want to see where a lot of Genesis come from (includes a magic tree, a talking serpent, the flood and some other things). I really wish christians would stop believing ancient myths.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:05 |
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Police Automaton posted:America is a Christian nation of REAL Christians, who read the REAL Bible the way it REALLY is and don't give in to self serving interpretations to suit their own devious political agendas. force not your own kin to partake of the death that bringeth life, but a lamb's kin. ye of sin who force sheepskin over your foreskin with gloves made of goat, repent! lie not with woman, force not a meme. with a circumcised heart and an earnest passion, follow that which is good. live life eternal with the living god.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:07 |
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Smoking Crow posted:2) the teutonic knights deserved to get their asses kicked at novgorod unless they're talking about ivan the terrible's destruction of novgorod, then whatever ivan killed a bunch of people in russia, what makes novgorod special they even got their city back!
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:08 |
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Mark 9:1 (Matthew 16:28; Luke 9:27) And he said to them, "I tell you the truth, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Kingdom of God come to power." Mark 13:24-30 (Matthew 24:29-34) "But in those days, following that distress, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time men will see the Son of Man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And he will send his angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of the heavens...when you see these things happening you will know that it is near, right at the door. I tell you the truth, this generation will not pass away until all these things have happened." Get over it, people. The Kingdom of God has not come within that generation like Jesus said it would come and your faith is a failure.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:13 |
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Whiskey Sours posted:anyone who is a christian but not Fixed. Quote 19-20th century Dutch reformational theologians ITT or GTFO. lexan fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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Police Automaton posted:America is a Christian nation of REAL Christians, who read the REAL Bible the way it REALLY is and don't give in to self serving interpretations to suit their own devious political agendas. God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and all the other omnis. He knows everything that has ever happened and everything that ever will happen. And He told me that trannies are cool, hth.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:18 |
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Kanthulhu posted:Mark 9:1 (Matthew 16:28; Luke 9:27) And he said to them, "I tell you the truth, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Kingdom of God come to power." so you have said, vaya con dios. for your own good your eyes of sin have become instruments of faith. darkness cannot see the light, yet your darkness professeth illumination. may ravenous fowl pluck out the false witness professing such insight lying within your skullbones in an act of mercy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:23 |
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Izumi Konata posted:so you have said, vaya con dios. аминь
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:23 |
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Izumi Konata posted:so you have said, vaya con dios. "kallisti". Look where that gets you. A thousand dead ships and a dead city.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:30 |
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I believe in God, the father almighty, creator of heaven and earth. I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord. He was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary. He suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended to the dead. On the third day he rose again. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting. Amen.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 05:42 |
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rudatron posted:jews as well though? sorta, moreso than christians certainly but Elohim and Jehovah were different gods in a full pantheon once when i was coming out of the church i had this brief unsettling phase where i seriously considered the possibility that this god did exist, just lied about his qualities and had killed off all of his contemporaries/competition
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:12 |
I didn't understand this concept as a child. I thought I was stupid. I later realized that wasn't the problem.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:19 |
I went along with the son and father sacrifice thing but then this unnecessary "Holy Ghost" character was added in. I felt that the script needed another draft.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:22 |
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Telesphorus posted:I went along with the son and father sacrifice thing but then this unnecessary "Holy Ghost" character was added in. I felt that the script needed another draft. Without the third wheel you lose the "will they/won't they" tension.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:24 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Without the third wheel you lose the "will they/won't they" tension.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:25 |
Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Without the third wheel you lose the "will they/won't they" tension. lol
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:33 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Without the third wheel you lose the "will they/won't they" tension.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 06:45 |
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quote:AUDIO ADRENALINE-Big House
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 14:06 |
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Hail interstellar space Satan.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 19:53 |
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religion threads loving suck
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:00 |
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Ilikedirt posted:religion threads loving suck the OP's religious missionary gimmick is lame.
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# ? Jun 9, 2014 20:01 |
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Ilikedirt posted:religion threads loving suck *snicker* much like *heh* you're posting
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