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poverty goat



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

All I remember from high school was that I would skip gym to go smoke in the woods, and one year the gym teacher failed me and I had to take summer school gym. lol

i went to a school where being on a team got you out of PE

I was on the golf team

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cruft

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Welp, now I know you're a really gross person. At 18 you really should have known better. Jesus

I wish I could go back and fix things.

Boy howdy am I glad high school's over.

Corn Glizzy



list of things i regret from high school:

not having sex with my buddy Steve's sister Shannon (1 year younger than me)

not having sex with my girlfriend Ashley (1 year older than me)

religiousguilt.txt

Typical Gnu

high school was just sleeping and doing dangerous things in shop class
fun time made me want to kill myself top of my life

SIDS Vicious


i still like you a bunch cruft

cruft

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i went to a school where being on a team got you out of PE

I was on the golf team

Oh wow, that triggered another awful memory, I might have to stop reading this thread!

I was on the track team but my rear end crack hurt after every practice so I go in to the doctor and it's skin cancer! In my crack!

So I had to get two surgeries on my butt crack to take out rear end skin cancer, and the coach said if I kept coming to practices and meets and timing people and helping out he'd give me a letter anyway. So I did that for the rest of the season, and then at the end of the year guess what, no letter.

But I did letter in band so I got the drat jacket anyway.

Corn Glizzy



cruft posted:

Oh wow, that triggered another awful memory, I might have to stop reading this thread!

I was on the track team but my rear end crack hurt after every practice so I go in to the doctor and it's skin cancer! In my crack!

So I had to get two surgeries on my butt crack to take out rear end skin cancer, and the coach said if I kept coming to practices and meets and timing people and helping out he'd give me a letter anyway. So I did that for the rest of the season, and then at the end of the year guess what, no letter.

But I did letter in band so I got the drat jacket anyway.

i lettered on the swim team, my wife lettered in band

i make fun of her frequently

cruft

The Rage posted:

i lettered on the swim team, my wife lettered in band

i make fun of her frequently

My wife lettered in band too. You swim team jocks can go suck eggs, band was awesome.

Corn Glizzy



cruft posted:

My wife lettered in band too. You swim team jocks can go suck eggs, band was awesome.

lol, nice try nerd

*puts on skin tight spandex swim trunks and tries to still feel superior*

ironically all the girls i sexed in high school came from band, maybe a low self esteem thing

cruft

The Rage posted:

lol, nice try nerd

*puts on skin tight spandex swim trunks and tries to still feel superior*

ironically all the girls i sexed in high school came from band, maybe a low self esteem thing

The swim team guys were pretty hot, usually.

The thing where they shaved each other's legs in the locker room was more than a little weird tho.

alnilam

hey we're in calc class, who wants to invent a fake romance story called "Calculust"?
then there'll be the sequel, Calculust 2: Integration by Hearts

Corn Glizzy



cruft posted:

The swim team guys were pretty hot, usually.

The thing where they shaved each other's legs in the locker room was more than a little weird tho.

i never shaved mine lol but my buddy Jon borrowed my razor do his at regionals, fucker

Corn Glizzy



alnilam posted:

hey we're in calc class, who wants to invent a fake romance story called "Calculust"?
then there'll be the sequel, Calculust 2: Integration by Hearts

no thanks *plays games installed on his TI-84*

cruft

alnilam posted:

hey we're in calc class, who wants to invent a fake romance story called "Calculust"?
then there'll be the sequel, Calculust 2: Integration by Hearts

This one girl who was awesome at physics made a text game about having sex with her. It was the hottest thing ever. To this day.

alnilam

The Rage posted:

no thanks *plays games installed on his TI-84*

oh sick dude i have doom on my calc

contrast makes it kinda hard to actually play tho

Corn Glizzy



i have a game where you have to drink a whole bunch of beer and try not to die and you can piss in the mayors pool

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Hey guys I just bought a iMac lol

alnilam

dude did you see dbz the other night
goku was still charging up for that big attack

cruft

Cymbal Monkey

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
*cries deeply*

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

everyone thinks my long hair is really cool and i think it's cool too!



haha who needs sleep? *goes to bed at 3:30am then has to get up @ 7 and be in school by 9*
me lol

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Okay I just joined the community outreach team let's go adopt some highways.

alnilam

Angry Fish posted:

Okay I just joined the community outreach team let's go adopt some highways.

Lol no you didn't that's just what you tell your dad when you're going to smoke weed in the woods

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

alnilam posted:

Lol no you didn't that's just what you tell your dad when you're going to smoke weed in the woods

shut up man don't say it aloud.

matrix ripoff

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
*tells 19 year old meth-addled redneck repeating his senior year that he doesn't have the balls to beat me up*

*gets beat up*

Wertjoe

*puts on JNCO shorts*
*Puts a two liter of soda in the back pocket*
*is a douche*

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
Takes 30 minute poo poo every day during latin class. Gets A

Bukowski

hammulder
*smokes a lot of weed and drinks a bunch so he doesn't have to remember anything*


Hey guys what's up ugh uggggghhhh *pukes*



Fin

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verily carefree

*gets the munchies hehehehe weed*
*eats his entire lunch during first period*
*gets sick and goes to the principals office*
mom can you come get me im not feeling good

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