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PTizzle posted:I'd love dongs please, some dude (apparently a career goon harasser) has smashed me down to 870 nation strength Oh you have been attacked by RUKUNU. Yes, he is a famous goon smasher. Consider him the final boss of your training. Guess where we got the name for one of our squads? Michaellaneous fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I have no idea what any of this means. It was a joke about their name. Well they've done poo poo like that, so that's the first thing that came to my mind.
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Michaellaneous posted:Oh you have been attacked by RUKUNU. Thanks to the financial/military injection I just got I can stomp him now, it'll just take a little while. Looks like he's attacked a few other dudes too. Something heartwarming about goons drawing enough ire that a guy keeps making new accounts *just* to attack their newbies over and over.
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PTizzle posted:Thanks to the financial/military injection I just got I can stomp him now, it'll just take a little while. Looks like he's attacked a few other dudes too. He does not make new accounts afaik. He was RUKUNU for ages, and he just kept going and going. e: RUKUNU posted:130,056 Attacking + 158,147 Defending = 288,203 Casualties Michaellaneous fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Personally, I think RUKUNU is a sock account for whoever is in charge of goon training at the time. I cut my teeth on RUKUNU. Everyone cuts their teeth on him. He's the training dummy that never breaks or goes away. He just never stops attacking new goons, like he thinks thats going to drive them off or something. All it ever does is give them their first taste of combat.
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neogeo0823 posted:Personally, I think RUKUNU is a sock account for whoever is in charge of goon training at the time. I cut my teeth on RUKUNU. Everyone cuts their teeth on him. He's the training dummy that never breaks or goes away. He just never stops attacking new goons, like he thinks thats going to drive them off or something. All it ever does is give them their first taste of combat. I never got attacked by him. Then again, I attack another guy on my second day. So maybe you are right!
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if I hadn't stopped playing this game I bet I could have kept you guys from making dumb decisions like allying with Sparta
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JT Jag posted:if I hadn't stopped playing this game I bet I could have kept you guys from making dumb decisions like allying with Sparta Never a bad time to come back and try and push your opinions on the politics. It's not like that's ever hurt before.
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I remember when funding wars against RUKUNU was a pet project of mine. Good times. I am pretty sure we had him down to the lowest Nation Strength of all nations at least once. I have to respect that tenacity and dedication.
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So am I doing something wrong because my application into the goon alliance is still pending? Not really clear-cut on where to post on the cn goons forums.
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JT Jag posted:if I hadn't stopped playing this game I bet I could have kept you guys from making dumb decisions like allying with Sparta The political landscape has changed since you quit. Drastically.
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Hajj Podge posted:The political landscape has changed since you quit. Drastically. The stress of Doomhouse's internal bickering and trying to herd our various allies is part of what made me withdraw from leadership in the first place. It didn't surprise me at all that things fell apart on that end shortly afterwards. JT Jag fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 8, 2014 |
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As far as the whole 'keeping allies from hating each other' business goes, I'm glad our PB days are behind us is all I'll say. ![]()
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PTizzle posted:Thanks mate! Do you need any tech? I can always use tech, but don't worry about it too much. Definitely deal with RUKUNU first.
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JT Jag posted:I've heard. To be fair, when your allies are alliances of the caliber of the ones you were allied with at the time... ![]() Much better off nowadays, that's for sure.
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The Shortest Path posted:To be fair, when your allies are alliances of the caliber of the ones you were allied with at the time... Many of our allies did not like eachother, including ultimately our two closest friends. It made for unstable and frustrating ground as a diplomat and, for a time, Co-Pilot. It was peacetime diplomacy that made me quit, not irritation over Goons' allies being bad at Cybernations.
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Are all the famous OWF spergs still around? Because some of that stuff is arguably as entertaining as the actual in-game trolling. I remember it as a wonderland of indefensible positions, strawmans, circular logic, and extreme obsession with self-righteousness. It was simultaneously tragic and hilarious.
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this game sucks.
TheShazbot fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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TheShazbot posted:this game sucks. Much like your posting, j4g.
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JT Jag posted:I've heard. Maybe you were bad at leadership jag We should bring back WUT
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lazercunt posted:Maybe you were bad at leadership jag
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Well, just registered for this terrible game. Applied to goon alliance, signed up on the forums and filled out a form. What do I do now?
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Fill out more forms, sign up for more crap and apply your soldiers to some pubbie nation then you'll be registered as a full member.
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Ajaxify posted:I can always use tech, but don't worry about it too much. Definitely deal with RUKUNU first. Cheers! I'll send you some through once the 10 days has passed. RUKUNU is really persistent.
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Christ. Still guys? This game is proof Goons hate themselves.
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This game still exists? What a shame.
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hi guys, I signed up...I sent a request in game and I registered on the forums. Put me in coach, This arabic Jewish Dictatorship is ready to assault the rear EDIT: sweet I've all ready made enemies Khris Kruel fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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Applied to the alliance and posted on the offsite forum. What's next?
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RUKUNU is...alive?????
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Seamonster posted:RUKUNU is...alive????? And he won't bloody leave me alone! Is there somewhere I can read the full story of Rukunu? He must have someone supporting him or know how to game the system really well, he gets up remarkably quickly given how many fights he's in.
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He has a few guys giving him secret foreign aid, I believe. And possibly that new-ish wonder.
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I was wondering what happened to CN just the other day so I re-joined. The last time I joined was like 7 years ago when you couldn't change resources. I got lovely resources on my first roll and never returned.
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tadashi posted:I was wondering what happened to CN just the other day so I re-joined. The last time I joined was like 7 years ago when you couldn't change resources. I got lovely resources on my first roll and never returned. And look at that, now you can change them every month!
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Hajj Podge posted:Please share any interesting (and by interesting I mean horrible) recruitment messages you get from other alliances so we can laugh at them together. quote:To: Litovsk From: Viktor Date: 7/17/2014 4:48:00 PM I guess I don't qualify ![]()
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quote:Subject: Jewish Alliance. I find it amusing that they're trying to recruit a jewish nation called "The Cabal" into their jewish cabal. Frank Horrigan fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 18, 2014 |
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I find it more amusing that they're only willing to shell out 1 million dongs to their new recruits, but that's a bit insensitive.
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Who should I talk to about getting foreign aid, or even accepted into the alliance? I applied a week ago, and filled out the form on the off-site.
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Frank Horrigan posted:Who should I talk to about getting foreign aid, or even accepted into the alliance? I applied a week ago, and filled out the form on the off-site. What's your CN info?
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Hajj Podge posted:Please share any interesting (and by interesting I mean horrible) recruitment messages you get from other alliances so we can laugh at them together. quote:To: Pippin der Kleine From: HailToTheKing Date: 7/17/2014 6:38:51 PM Welp. Clearly I'm doing it all wrong already.
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