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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I had sex and during the act my wife told me something in Russian I think it was the secret invasion code or something but who knows maybe I should tell the NSA?
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Jun 30, 2014 17:47
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- bloody ghost titty
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sex is rad, i injured myself recently and i hope to get back on the horse soon ("the horse" is a euphemism for a lady)
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Jun 30, 2014 21:25
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- cruft
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sex is rad, i injured myself recently and i hope to get back on the horse soon ("the horse" is a euphemism for a lady)
You should call her that during sexing, ladies love it.
Source: been sexing for longer than you've been alive (statistical guess).
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Jun 30, 2014 21:33
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- cruft
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Jun 30, 2014 21:34
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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bumping per thread rules
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Jun 30, 2014 21:34
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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does being molested as a toddler count?
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Jun 30, 2014 21:42
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- cruft
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Let's compare: I had my first sexual experience in 1991. Can anyone beat that?
1990, woo!
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Jun 30, 2014 21:43
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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"The first liar never stands a chance"
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Jun 30, 2014 21:44
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- cruft
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Boy howdy was it awkward.
Attention virgins: get that poo poo over with ASAP because your first time's going to suuuuuuuuck
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Jun 30, 2014 21:44
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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The first time I had sex, I got too enthusiastic. I slipped out, then popped her in the butt. She crab-walked up the bed, then sobbed for half an hour and wouldn't let me touch her.
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Jun 30, 2014 21:48
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- i am he
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my first time having sex was awesome, sorry you are all broken people
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Jun 30, 2014 21:49
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- Highly Unnecessary
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Let's compare: I had my first sexual experience in 1991. Can anyone beat that?
Dad??
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Jun 30, 2014 21:52
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- cruft
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QFT. Virgin sex is the worst sex you will ever have. Except for maybe rape or unexpected diarrhea.
You count "unexpected diarrhea" as sex, huh?
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Jun 30, 2014 21:52
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- Frank Horrigan
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you don't?
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Jun 30, 2014 21:53
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- cruft
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Maybe I've been doing it wrong.
BYOB 8.2: You've been doing unexpected diarrhea wrong
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Jun 30, 2014 21:55
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- Frank Horrigan
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by Ralp
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Yeah man, last time I ate at chipotle I had some wicked bad sex
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Jun 30, 2014 21:59
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- Sergeant Handsome
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i had sex once but i kind of just wanted to go back to watching lost in translation the entire time
you just couldn't stop thinking about bill murrays sexy bod/rear end
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Jun 30, 2014 22:30
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- ulvir
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lol if you have sex.
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Jul 1, 2014 05:50
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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1985!
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Jul 1, 2014 05:53
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- om nom nom
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom
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i had sex for breakfast this morning
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Jul 1, 2014 06:55
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- Sergeant Handsome
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i had sex for breakfast this morning
how do you take your sex eggs?
I like mine cum side up
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Jul 1, 2014 23:02
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- deep dish peat moss
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Yeah this isn't the first time she's called me either drunk or crying. I was gonna have sex with her before, but I got really high and called her ex and asked if he would mind if I hosed her. But when he told her about that things got kinda awkward.
lol
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Jul 2, 2014 02:35
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- i am he
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2015, i hope ha
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Jul 2, 2014 02:39
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- om nom nom
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom
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how do you take your sex eggs?
I like mine cum side up
im an eggs bootydick man myself
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Jul 2, 2014 04:52
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- Sergeant Handsome
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I didn't have sex yet but I just wanted to bump the thread
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Jul 4, 2014 04:15
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- cruft
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I didn't have sex yet but I just wanted to bump the thread
Keep us posted, sarge!
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Jul 4, 2014 04:24
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