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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

shiksa posted:

b/c a locked door to a sorority house with big bay windows thwarted him

what a loving loser

lmao why didn't he just come back later

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Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Ramsus posted:

lmao why didn't he just come back later

cuz he had 3 dead dudes in his apartment dude!!!

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Yeah but he could have waited like 10 minutes for someone to open the door or maybe going the back way or anything

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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stop making fun like you goons could do better at shooting a bunch of people come on man.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

fyodor posted:

stop making fun like you goons could do better at shooting a bunch of people come on man.

say i wont bitch

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

say i wont bitch

says nothing. is beta.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
completely forgot about him


as everyone should

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Remember when he said he was going to kill women and ended up like stabbing his roommates while they were asleep? All men who were no longer virgins, unlike him.

Man the only thing this kid ever screwed was all his plans.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Chinatown posted:

completely forgot about him


as everyone should

it's chinatown.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
everytime im loving a girl im like "YEAH SOMEONE DIED FOR THIS poo poo"

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

How does a person with a gun kill 6x less people than a Chinese man with a knife

e: Actually, I guess you can keep it on the down low longer, since you'd you'd have to be within yelling distance to know a guy is stabbing people.

WilltheMagicAsian fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Aug 22, 2014

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

How does a person with a gun kill 6x less people than a Chinese man with a knife

he racked disciprine

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

everytime im loving a girl im like "YEAH SOMEONE DIED FOR THIS poo poo"

Imagining he's standing in the corner, looking at me loving like a champ, is the only way I climax anymore.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

THS posted:

dude could have made a lot of money as a twink bottom in gay porn without having to change his insufferable narcissism & insecurity

something about getting hosed really puts you in your place. would have done him a lot of good

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Kyrie eleison posted:

something about getting hosed really puts you in your place. would have done him a lot of good

Right now Elliot Rogers is one of the 72 virgins those ISIS leaders are banging. :3:

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
Someone post the youtube of him driving around with the soundtrack of the movie drive after reading his manifesto maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
i forgot about him actually

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Sinding Johansson posted:

Someone post the youtube of him driving around with the soundtrack of the movie drive after reading his manifesto maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen

i still cant believe goons went out and bought replicas of that ugly rear end jacket he wore

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ferid posted:

i forgot about him actually

Same. Batman killer too - he was pretty cool.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i hope he's losing his virginity in hell roffel

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTEMaM7INNI

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa
I remember him, for I am he.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Zzulu posted:

i hope he's losing his virginity in hell roffel

jesus hates people who have sex so he's probably in heaven

e: oh right, we found his SA username too http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=219535

Xaris fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 22, 2014

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im really sad and lonely and no one wants to have the sex with me except gays but im NO GAY. i think im going to go shoot a bunch of people and also myself L O L

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
There's no place in hell for elliot rodger. He's in heaven with God, the original narcissist.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Ey1VUvLUQ

Elliot Rodger's dating on demand video.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Xaris posted:

jesus hates people who have sex so he's probably in heaven

e: oh right, we found his SA username too http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=219535

lol no way I don't own a car

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Different poster, smaller penis.

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
What's the deal with him trying to visit a sorority house? Did they not let him into a party or something?

I'd like to think he just waltzed up to the door mid-day expecting a full-blown, drunken, mud-wrestling titty party or something. Instead everyone was either at class or in their rooms studying or doing something mundane.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

cname posted:

What's the deal with him trying to visit a sorority house? Did they not let him into a party or something?

I'd like to think he just waltzed up to the door mid-day expecting a full-blown, drunken, mud-wrestling titty party or something. Instead everyone was either at class or in their rooms studying or doing something mundane.

Because he figured sorority houses are how they are in American Pie or whatever; full of attractive sex-addict women who he believed owed him sex and were withholding on his rights

He was basically a parody of parodies of the bullied / dissillusioned school / college shooters

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

cname posted:

What's the deal with him trying to visit a sorority house? Did they not let him into a party or something?


He went to a party once, his one last act to see if humanity would be kind to him (his words) and in the end he started acting creepy and got kicked off of a roof of something.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
elliot rodger is probably the greatest performance artist to have have ever existed

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Feranon posted:

A frustrated and empty young man named Elliot Rodger, having just viewed Clanging of the Swords IV, and feeling a sense of purpose for the first time, vows to serve none but Allah. With his father's credit card, he soon books a flight to Syria to receive his training and get in on the ground floor of the Islamic State. A few months later, he's butchering women and rip-roaring up and down the roads of the newly-minted caliphate, having traded his BMW for a stolen American surplus humvee, and his 80s favorites for anasheed. He's having the time of his life - a life which is suddenly and tragically cut short when a pair of JDAMs dropped by an F/A-18 fighter hit his convoy.

In an instant, the searing heat and force of the explosions give way to a gentle warmth that feels almost like an embrace. His vision is filled with soft white light. A massive, imposing, yet benevolent voice seems to boom and echo through his entire consciousness.

"ELLIOT..."

"Who... who is that!? Where am I!?"

"DEAR CHILD, SURELY YOU KNOW, EVEN AS YOU ASK."

"N-no! That can't be! It can't be over already!"

"FEAR NOT, ELLIOT RODGER... FOR YOU, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO CLAIM THE ETERNAL REWARDS OF MARTYRDOM."

Soon, the white light begins to recede from Elliot's field of vision. What replaces it is a seemingly endless expanse of jaw-dropping beauty and opulence that far exceeds any earthly fantasy. Great avenues of silver and gold, all lined with majestic palaces that are carved entirely from precious stones. Lakes of honey and rivers of wine. A sky that pulses and radiates with every hue of the rainbow, as well as new, even more beautiful colors that no mortal can hope to imagine.

But the most magnificent sight of all sits directly below him, at the center of this paradise. For a brief moment, he thinks he is being reflected in some bizarre, wondrous kaleidoscope. But soon he counts them all. Seventy-two. Seventy-two perfect clones of himself lay in a circular pattern reminiscent of a flower, all of them naked and prone, waiting for their master to descend on them and have his way.

"I FULFILL THE PROMISE OF MY HOLY WORD, AND RENDER UNTO MY FAITHFUL SERVANT THE VIRGINS OF PARADISE, ALL SUITED TO HIS OWN TASTE. WELL DONE!"

Elliot is overcome with delight and gratitude. He flies down to the ground that lay at the center of this harem, and then drops to his knees.

"Truly, God is the Greatest!!!" he exclaims, with tears of joy running down his face. It isn't long before he collects himself, and soon there is not a single Elliot that remains immaculate. At last, the dark cloud of virginity has evaporated from his soul, and he is now free to express his love for himself in limitless ways. And so he shall. Forever.

~Fin~

inspiring

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Ponce de Le0n posted:

He went to a party once, his one last act to see if a vagina would let it stick his tiny dick in it and in the end he started acting creepy and got kicked off of a roof of something.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Ponce de Le0n posted:

He went to a party once, his one last act to see if humanity would be kind to him (his words) and in the end he started acting creepy and got kicked off of a roof of something.

he tried to push out some sluts off a balcony and ended up being pushed out himself lol. of course his hosed up mind thought this was all a great injustice too

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp
rodger was so terrible at getting with women he even had to settle for dudes in his woman-killing murder spree lmao.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



he got thrown off a balcony and then, iirc, an entirely separate group of people kicked his rear end for being so weird and creepy

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
The Virgin, Killer. Yeah I forgot about him besides the fact he hosed up everything including getting hosed.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Remember when he was angry with his mother that she could only afford to buy him only one $400 shirt.

Hah, could have afforded 4 above average hookers for that you poo poo head.

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

happyhippy posted:

Remember when he was angry with his mother that she could only afford to buy him only one $400 shirt.

Hah, could have afforded 4 above average hookers for that you poo poo head.

But he wanted a pure Aryan woman that would carry his pure Aryan blood child.
lol dude thought he was white.

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