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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




who cares

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




all reviews are poo poo

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

computer toucher posted:

i heard barbie hosed ken to het a good review c/d?

this is unlikely as ken has no genitalia

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Cold on a Cob posted:

this is unlikely as ken has no genitalia

Maybe Barbie pegged Ken to get a good review.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

MrMoo posted:

Maybe Barbie pegged Ken to get a good review.

pretty sure he has no rear end in a top hat either

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.
jesus christ smythe

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.

thats quite an imagination uve got there

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Sham bam bamina! posted:

jesus christ smythe

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.

continue...

Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.

u've only given us a taste of smytheposting

we need more

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.
holy gently caress i cant stop cumminglaughing

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

and here I contemplated posting something about barbie letting ken lick her nippleless breast and thought "No, that's too crass for YOSPOS"

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
the dolls have no functioning sex organs. that's how they became such terible nerds in the first place

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

you've all forgotten kirk's razer post already

shameful

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

carry on then posted:

you've all forgotten kirk's razer post already

shameful

i used that series of posts when learnig to code poo poo in twine. all pulsating letters and poo poo

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
RIP Kirk

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it's cool that kirk's title text is "i'm baaaack!" and he only posts like once a month so it always applies when you see it, clever trick

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's cool that kirk's title text is "i'm baaaack!" and he only posts like once a month so it always applies when you see it, clever trick

excuse me, those are called lifehacks now

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker


building the internet = reading cyber monday emails

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




where is the microwaved food?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

open source idiots are "building the internet" in the same sense that homeless people are "paving the streets"

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

N.Z.'s Champion posted:



building the internet = reading cyber monday emails

lol. Barbie is too smart to use open sores.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Shaggar posted:

lol. Barbie is too smart to use open sores.

i once worked with a .net programmer that was a hot lady that looked like a model, so, confirmed

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




did you become friends?

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.

cool poo poo, OP.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

did you become friends?

no not really she is my friend on facebook and linkedin that's it

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




oh.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
just linkedin actually, i think i removed her from my fb because that's only for friends now not work acquaintances

hrm now that i think about it she's part of the reason i did that, she posted vacation pictures and there were a lot of her in a thong so i was like 'welp i've seen my coworkers butt' but also i was like 'oh yeah that reminds me there are lots of pictures of me on fb getting drunk & stoned maybe i shouldn't have coworkers on fb' so i unfriended lots of coworkers and also removed a lot of photos of myself

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




man. I wish I was drunk right now. boy would that be sweet

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
it's not like a degree is NEEDED to advance; I really would like a BS EE as I fit that it would fit with both my career track and my hobby stuff.


but yeah in 18 months or so when i'm fully keyworded up you wont be hiring me for less than a buck and a quarter.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

man. I wish I was drunk right now. boy would that be sweet

i'm going to get drunk tomorrow

just a little drunk though

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

holy poo poo

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
barbie hosed ken to get a good review on her game

it's about ethics in gaming journalism

etc

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

Cold on a Cob posted:

just linkedin actually, i think i removed her from my fb because that's only for friends now not work acquaintances

hrm now that i think about it she's part of the reason i did that, she posted vacation pictures and there were a lot of her in a thong so i was like 'welp i've seen my coworkers butt' but also i was like 'oh yeah that reminds me there are lots of pictures of me on fb getting drunk & stoned maybe i shouldn't have coworkers on fb' so i unfriended lots of coworkers and also removed a lot of photos of myself

*hot girl posts self in thong*
*COB removes her from Facebook in disgust*

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

women, am i right?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've never been so god damned constipated that I've had to give up before

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




your poor anus

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
is a peice of poo poo :haw:

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

man. I wish I was drunk right now. boy would that be sweet

same same same same same

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