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the profiler, gesturing at evidence: what we've got here is a copycat killing flummoxed investigators: but how could you know?? profiler: this murder has none of the guile, the intelligence displayed in the others. The real killer would never have used a mac...
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captain james: we're putting together a special unit to catch the Computer Killer. detective james will be briefing you, based on the medical examiner, also named james', findings e: we've recieved intelligence that the Killer may be using the alias 'james' to infiltrate the investigation
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Nov 30, 2014 01:13
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weve tried profiling the computer killer over social media but unfortunately theyve deleted their facebook because it was just getting to be too much of a time sink during the work day. and theyve never seen the point of twitter anyway
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Nov 30, 2014 01:37
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police chief: one hundred and forty characters ... and not a single lead?!? *slams fist on desk*
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Nov 30, 2014 01:48
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while the crimes of the Computer Killer involving trepanning of his victims were undoubtedly sick, the heatsink/fan combos he then installed were sick in another sense altogether
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Nov 30, 2014 01:55
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detective: my god. he's been storing his list of victims in a... palm pilot. rookie: *vomits* chief: with this hotsync data we can figure out where he's going to strike next!
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Nov 30, 2014 02:28
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*chief slams his fist on the desk* dammit james! you're making me do this you know! god dammit, turn in your case badge and air gun.
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Nov 30, 2014 02:50
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Light gun 💡 🔫
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/lays modded Nerf Maverick on Chief's desk, leaves without a word.
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Nov 30, 2014 02:58
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he may not indent with the tab key, but dammit, he gets results
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Sham bam bamina! posted:he may not indent with the tab key, but dammit, he gets results are these space bar methods really ethical?
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Nov 30, 2014 04:22
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kill this thread
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Nov 30, 2014 05:09
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has that been said already
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Nov 30, 2014 05:09
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gently caress it, i don't care
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no don't
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Nov 30, 2014 06:31
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thats exactly what the computer killer would say...
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Nov 30, 2014 09:36
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why is this poo poo stickied
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newreply.php posted:[DEPUTY SANDERS] Sir it appears the computer killer has infiltrated our system! every single record in the mugshots database Lol
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Nov 30, 2014 14:53
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Oh dam I just laughed at the slamwhale guy's post
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black man 3 posted:Oh dam I just laughed at the slamwhale guy's post lol
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sgt: an animated jpeg... n-no!!!
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AtomD posted:cop: sir the footprints for those shoes end here all of a sudden
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this sick gently caress... listen to how he pronounces .gif!!
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Nov 30, 2014 19:16
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The computer killer and his favourite catchphrase; "crush the blacks"
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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the poo poo. Here is a man who posted "anroid lol".
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[DEPUTY SANDERS] sir look at this. i connected all the locations of the computer killer's murders on the city map and i think the killer may be trying to communicate with us [LT. MILLS] that sick son of a bitch. what in the devil is he trying to tell us? 
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newreply.php posted:[DEPUTY SANDERS] sir look at this. i connected all the locations of the computer killer's murders on the city map and i think the killer may be trying to communicate with us
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newreply.php posted:[DEPUTY SANDERS] sir look at this. i connected all the locations of the computer killer's murders on the city map and i think the killer may be trying to communicate with us 5
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Nov 30, 2014 20:26
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oh christ he's mobile. the Computer Killer just picked up a Lenovo at an amazing bargain on Black Friday.
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black man 3 posted:Oh dam I just laughed at the slamwhale guy's post lol
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idk about this new mod policy of sticking funny threads instead of gassing them. will yospos survive
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Reports indicate that his native tongue is COBOL, and he can type at 219WPM on a Dvorak layout.
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Werthog 95 posted:idk about this new mod policy of sticking funny threads instead of gassing them. will yospos survive given the mods usually ban people for being funny, this is a positive development
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Cold on a Cob posted:please don't doxx me something about your avatar doesn't add up possibly an alias for computer crime
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black man 3 posted:given the mods usually ban people for being funny, this is a positive development anroid
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Nov 30, 2014 22:37
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alias computer_killer='no they will not'
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atomicthumbs posted:detective: my god. he's been storing his list of victims in a... palm pilot. you're getting close to the edge a little too close
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