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Don't. You'll quickly find it's an expensive hobby to keep up with. You could do so many more things with that money that won't give you lung cancer.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:13 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:54 |
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Get a Zippo lighter and learn tricks to light it to impresses white trash women and jail bait.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:13 |
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smoke unfiltered lucky strikes anything else is bitchmade
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:14 |
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keep your pack rolled up in the sleeve of your white t-shirt and pull out a pocket comb to fix your hair every now and then
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:20 |
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then get in rumbles at the park with the popular kids
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:22 |
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Moridin920 posted:smoke unfiltered lucky strikes dont sign your posts
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:24 |
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the good news is we're probably gonna have a cure for cancer in the next decade so we can all get back to smoking lickety-split.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:52 |
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Necc0 posted:the good news is we're probably gonna have a cure for cancer in the next decade so we can all get back to smoking lickety-split. never gonna be a cure while they can sell you pills to manage it for $1000 a pop
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:59 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:06 |
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Lycaeon posted:Don't. You'll quickly find it's an expensive hobby to keep up with. You could do so many more things with that money that won't give you lung cancer. Pretty much this. Taxes on cigarettes are always going up. Mostly due to muted outcries, claims of increased medical costs, and the belief that higher prices prevent kids from starting.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:13 |
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Once you have trouble breathing, light up one last cig and drive your Camaro 120mph into a highway abutment
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:30 |
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op a cool trick is to roll the wheel of a lighter backwards over a pieces of paper for a while getting powdered flint on it lick the length of the business end of your fag until moist all around roll it in the powdered flint let it dry smoke it and it will sparkle as you smoke and will attract all kinds of anonymous gay sex (or ladies if thats your thing)
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:31 |
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Sit there smoking a cigarette and think to you urself, "I could go for a cigarette right now". Look down at the cigarette you are smoking and think how cool your tobacco plateau of satisfaction has gotten.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:37 |
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the only reason to start smoking is that all the best people at the party/bar/anything are standing outside smoking
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:08 |
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Just get a pack of Bugler and hand roll your own. The less neatly you roll them the better it's good to have the thing almost fall apart as you're smoking it.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:19 |
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Two great tastes that taste great together
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:32 |
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tobacco stops giving a cool whirly spiny high pretty fast and then becomes a pointless compulsion
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:52 |
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smoked some hand-rolled "golden cirginia", this thread had some credit for it.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:43 |
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Nicotine is a garbage drug, get hooked on nitrous balloons or something worthwhile instead
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:32 |
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Don't let this parade of Mountain Dew guzzlers tell you what to do. Smoking keeps you thin and alert.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:17 |
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symbolic posted:just put a bullet in your brain as opposed to killing yourself slowly is pretty sound advice
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:23 |
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smoke weed
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:45 |
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i just went a got a pack because of this thread i hope your happy op
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 20:20 |
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symbolic posted:just put a bullet in your brain as opposed to killing yourself slowly
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 21:26 |
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symbolic posted:just put a bullet in your brain as opposed to killing yourself slowly
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 21:27 |
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Doakes posted:i just went a got a pack because of this thread i hope your happy op ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Sep 22, 2015 |
# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:18 |
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Start like I did with nat shermans and then hate yourself for the next 8+ years
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:29 |
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Get a machine and roll your own. It's about a buck a pack that way. If you're worried about taste, smoke a loving cigar.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:43 |
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smoking was great when i started going to bars and clubs. i dont party as much and my friends are lame now. also cigaretts make you smell like burnt poo poo. i might have a puff every once in a while if i'm drunk but the've kind of lost their luster. hardly anyone smokes anymore
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:50 |
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Do what I do and just smoke robot dicks OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvev902D60I
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:55 |
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Everyone in my extended family smoked or chewed, and they all lived into their 70s and 80s so it's okay. Really though don't start because it's super hard to quit, My mom stopped smoking over 20 years ago and she started again like a year ago. Now it's like she never even stopped.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:56 |
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I smoke Hopes because I recognize da struggle of the Japanese working class man
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:03 |
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kill you are famil
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:16 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:21 |
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If you do roll your own don't just evenly distribute all the tobacco down the length of the paper. Put a little divot in the center or you'll get smokes with little baby-bumps on them. I smoked Bali Shag when I smoked rollies, it tasted pretty nice, fairly good ratio of impurities to cost and the strands were pretty long helping to prevent little bits from getting all over the place. That'll still happen though if you roll your own and they will stain your lips and fingers. Good luck in your new endeavor!
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:01 |
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*new jersey accent* YA! *looks around* BLoW YER FrIKkEN BRAINS OUt!!!!!
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:03 |
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oh nm i thouht you said "stop" smoking
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:04 |
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a bood thread would be " gonna take up not smoking cigarettes" like quitting em. cause it sucks but you can chew tobacco to make up for it or do both or mainline heroin for all i care. leave me alone
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:06 |
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dad gay. so what posted:a bood thread would be " gonna take up not smoking cigarettes" like quitting em. cause it sucks but you can chew tobacco to make up for it or do both or mainline heroin for all i care. leave me alone yo i ran out of xanax this weekend and wont have any more for a little but so this week is already getting a little too lucid, just wanted to let u know
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:08 |
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the great deceiver posted:yo i ran out of xanax this weekend and wont have any more for a little but so this week is already getting a little too lucid, just wanted to let u know i get my speed back tomorrow, really looking forward to it. also, ithought you said "you" instead of "yo" lol so iwas alittle so anywhos, not your fault sorry for even bringing it up. my bad.
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 01:10 |