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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I also had a manual for Quake but we could never run it so instead I just drew screenshots of what I imagined it would be like and my own manual for a spiritual successor to Doom and Quake in my dad's office and his boss saw it and thought it was insanely epic. I never really went in my mom's office or on her computer so I have to talk about my dad and his various offices in various mobile home and car sales companies.

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

I also had a manual for Quake but we could never run it so instead I just drew screenshots of what I imagined it would be like and my own manual for a spiritual successor to Doom and Quake in my dad's office and his boss saw it and thought it was insanely epic. I never really went in my mom's office or on her computer so I have to talk about my dad and his various offices in various mobile home and car sales companies.
I drew screenshots and designed weapons for imaginary FPS's as a kid. I also had a Doom strategy guide that I read constantly.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
In the old Mario games I would get frustrated when I died, but thankfully Charles Martinet and Mark Twain were there to teach me that there's an inherent sense fun in death.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I remember putting a pillow in my shirt and pretending I had gigantic tits while watching my friend play Super Mario World.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Wormskull posted:

I remember putting a pillow in my shirt and pretending I had gigantic tits while watching my friend play Super Mario World.

Lmao

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

Wormskull posted:

My dad let me play doom only if he turned monsters off but he said killing the cyberdemon was fine because it was an animal.

lmao

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Wormskull posted:

I remember putting a pillow in my shirt and pretending I had gigantic tits while watching my friend play Super Mario World.

Did you gave him a Paizuri after?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

gived*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

My dad let me play doom only if he turned monsters off but he said killing the cyberdemon was fine because it was an animal.

lmao

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
This thread is incredible. I remember at a gaming sleep over we squirted ketchup and mustard all over Kyles shirt while he was sleeping and when he woke up he just took his shirt off and threw it in the trash lol. Gaming sleepovers ftw

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Black Baby Goku posted:

This thread is incredible. I remember at a gaming sleep over we squirted ketchup and mustard all over Kyles shirt while he was sleeping and when he woke up he just took his shirt off and threw it in the trash lol. Gaming sleepovers ftw

Having somebody in the group on remote control duty to really quickly change the channel off Input 1 whenever parents might be coming down the steps because we weren't allowed to be playing the older brother's copy of GTA

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

In Training posted:

Having somebody in the group on remote control duty to really quickly change the channel off Input 1 whenever parents might be coming down the steps because we weren't allowed to be playing the older brother's copy of GTA

Reenacting wrestling mows and everyone getting hurt

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The cool thing about changing the channel really quick is that they probably thought we were watching porn instead of using tanks and bazookas to slaughter huge volumes of minorities, cops and prostitutes

starbarry clock
Apr 23, 2012

king of teh portal

Wormskull posted:

There was a blizzard where I lived in Maine and we had to live at my dad's office for a few days and he had Dark Reign on the computers.

i hosed my own rear end on maine day came here just to sya that greets imps now fade to black

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

In Training posted:

The cool thing about changing the channel really quick is that they probably thought we were watching porn instead of using tanks and bazookas to slaughter huge volumes of minorities, cops and prostitutes
Childhood FTW.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
When i was at a family friends' house there was this 3d fighting game with robots and you can save yourself from ringing out by grasping on the ledge.

Also they had a GameCube and I beat their copy of Wind Waker bf they even touched it.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pablo Gigante posted:

Childhood FTW.

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

lmao

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
we hid the vice city disck in a nutty professor dvd case.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pookum posted:

we hid the vice city disck in a nutty professor dvd case.

The perfect crime

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
my friends korean mom let us buy san andreas because we told her Grand Theft Auto was a car racing term lol, its actually the name of a felony crime

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pookum posted:

my friends korean mom let us buy san andreas because we told her Grand Theft Auto was a car racing term lol, its actually the name of a felony crime
Everyone in Korea likes crime and does them all the time while doing cool car tricks and moves, actually.

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Pinball
Solitaire
MS Paint
Mahjong (CD-ROM)
Recipe Organizer (CD-ROM)

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Microsoft Bob

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
minesweeper and solitaire ftw

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Neopets is one of the best websites of all time

woofbro
Nov 25, 2013

I just used to take my Gameboy. Get as far as I could in Super Mario Land, then get bored after 15 minutes and play Pokemon Blue.

Sleep overs were like Conker's Bad Fur Day, you'd piss on everyone in Bunker and my parents hated it.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

Neopets is one of the best websites of all time

I first role played on there and met a aussie girl who I told her "Dude you need to see Atlantis... It's a Disney movie yeah but it's like PG13 almost... Fricking badass!" and when she agreed a week later I felt awesome. And I thought this guy who did Final Fantasy role play where he leaned up against the glass of an airship and looked out the window grimly and said "drat" and I thought he was a badass for using a cuss word on the Neopets boards.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Pokemon RP I had a shiny black charizard.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I told my friends at school about the Aussie girl. Man those were good times in my life.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I also participated in KH RP back then and also posted on neoseeker my ideas for new keyblades they could have in the game.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I never rp'd but I did have my friend Lisa log into my gfaqs account to gain karma for me while I went camping with my family.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

my dad would play gauntlet legends at the arcade with me and he'd always without fail pick the sexy green elf

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I beat Gauntlet Dark Legacy over the course of a summer using money from a part-time summer job, a few quarters at a time.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

I beat Gauntlet Dark Legacy over the course of a summer using money from a part-time summer job, a few quarters at a time.

I'm almost done beating the GameCube version

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
Stunts and Wolf3D

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Wormskull posted:

I remember putting a pillow in my shirt and pretending I had gigantic tits while watching my friend play Super Mario World.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

The movie maker game with the purple guy. I played that a lot in my moms office.

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