|
|
tiny plastic bumpers people can install under their toenails to prevent ingrown nails
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 01:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 12, 2024 00:01 |
|
|
You should be able to walk into a bra shop and have them 3D print a bra that fits you perfectly. You should be able to put your face on a screen shaped like your face and it burns off all your hair instead of having to shave. ---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 01:52
|
|
|
|
something that uses nitrous cartridges like for whipped cream but it is for cream ales so they are nice like they are at the bar
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 01:54
|
|
|
|
Weekend Bridges posted:You should be able to walk into a bra shop and have them 3D print a bra that fits you perfectly.
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 01:54
|
|
|
There should be an umbrella that's reversible, IE: if the wind catches underneath it and turns it inside out, it's still the same shape just a different color.
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 01:57
|
|
|
There should be a milk labelled " '2%' ", which is a gallon of whole milk coyly advertising itself as 2%, so you can lie to yourself that you're making excellent diet decisions.
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:00
|
|
|
Instead of costly and needing expert knowledge to install siding, you should be able to take a hose attached to a big tanker and rubberize your home.
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:01
|
|
|
Disintegrating greeting cards that turn to dust after a month so you don't feel bad throwing them out or like a hoarder for having a drawer full of cards If it's a really good one then you can preserve it with hairspray or something |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:04
|
|
|
Every home should have a shortwave radio so you could whisper your secrets into it at night.
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:04
|
|
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:something that uses nitrous cartridges like for whipped cream but it is for cream ales so they are nice like they are at the bar You can make nitrous foam shots like jello shots but nitrous foam |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:05
|
|
|
A special set of roads where people can drive drunk if they want at their own risk, the road is squiggly so everyone stays on it |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:07
|
|
|
|
fema crisis actor posted:Disintegrating greeting cards that turn to dust after a month so you don't feel bad throwing them out or like a hoarder for having a drawer full of cards drat this is smart
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:08
|
|
|
|
gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:You can make nitrous foam shots like jello shots but nitrous foam holy poo poo
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:10
|
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:it's called Seattle ok but like make everywhere people live like this |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:11
|
|
|
|
Spanish Manlove posted:ok but like make everywhere people live like this I'm just an idea girl
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:12
|
|
|
There should be a gun that sends sadness back in time and makes mid 90s industrial bands not become happy and break up.
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:16
|
|
|
|
Weekend Bridges posted:There should be a gun that sends sadness back in time and makes mid 90s industrial bands not become happy and break up. they have this it's called an iPod. they used it on u2 and look what happened
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:19
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:they have this it's called an iPod. they used it on u2 and look what happened U2 wasn't industrial tho... ---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:20
|
|
|
|
Weekend Bridges posted:U2 wasn't industrial tho... what if they were in the. original timeline
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:22
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:what if they were in the. original timeline Holy.... ---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:23
|
|
|
|
in the original timeline teenager cunty saw them open for skinny puppy instead of static x
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:24
|
|
|
You should be able to go to a market and buy pre-boiled noodles and just microwave out portions over a few days.
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:32
|
|
|
|
you know how it's a real pain in the rear end when you're doing cat eyes with your eyeliner and they don't turn out even and you have to choose which one to redo get this: what if they made eyeliner decals
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:37
|
|
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:you know how it's a real pain in the rear end when you're doing cat eyes with your eyeliner and they don't turn out even and you have to choose which one to redo That would solve, like, so many of my problems. |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:39
|
|
|
|
pogi posted:That would solve, like, so many of my problems. you and me both sister
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:40
|
|
|
|
they make eyeliner stencils |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:42
|
|
|
|
An alarm attached to your body that screams at you when you start consuming too many calories. Never again would I get mega high and eat and entire thing of brie. |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:44
|
|
|
|
gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:they make eyeliner stencils don't you tiny text at me I ain't using no stencils what do I look like, banksy?
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:45
|
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:don't you tiny text at me I ain't using no stencils what do I look like, banksy? Nobody knows... |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 02:51
|
|
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:can someone explain to me why dumping garbage in volcanoes is a Bad Idea? bc it sounds like a Good Idea to me but there's enough volcanoes and trash everywhere to indicate otherwise bump anyone?
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 03:12
|
|
|
|
https://youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8 |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 03:14
|
|
|
|
thank you. it turns out it is, in fact, another awesome idea that I had I should be getting paid for these
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 03:16
|
|
|
|
a pen for curing writers block that emits a high, piercing squeal nonstop unless you're writing with it. writing with it for certain amounts of time correlates to silent time earned for afterward can also be used by artists I guess
|
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 03:27
|
|
|
|
an app or something that emptyquotes this entire thread for me please |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 03:34
|
|
|
|
a nap, but, like, a lot longer than a nap, that takes place during the part of the day when there is the least light |
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 23:31
|
|
|
I wish you were running for president Lil Cunty |
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 02:19
|
|
|
Lil Cunty posted:a pen for curing writers block that emits a high, piercing squeal nonstop unless you're writing with it. writing with it for certain amounts of time correlates to silent time earned for afterward Oh god |
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 18:52
|
|
|
|
solution: a genetically engineered pear called a "prear" that has been genetically engineered to think and feel, and before it is picked from the tree, it is taught how to pray, and when you say "sending our prayers" to people, you actually send them a gift basket full of sentient pears that are praying for them. |
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 20:29
|
|
|
|
posting smiling posted:solution: a genetically engineered pear called a "prear" that has been genetically engineered to think and feel, and before it is picked from the tree, it is taught how to pray, and when you say "sending our prayers" to people, you actually send them a gift basket full of sentient pears that are praying for them.
|
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 20:56
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 12, 2024 00:01 |
|
|
|
posting smiling posted:solution: a genetically engineered pear called a "prear" that has been genetically engineered to think and feel, and before it is picked from the tree, it is taught how to pray, and when you say "sending our prayers" to people, you actually send them a gift basket full of sentient pears that are praying for them. I can make this happen. |
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 21:05
|
|
