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 symbolic posted:aren't you only, like, 25? 26 ..... AND 1/4 
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Nooner posted:
loving kid
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Jan 9, 2016 03:26
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EorayMel posted:
Is the closest i could find to penguin death that you might be referring to and its nothing like what you make sound terrifying. Got a link? Never saw march of the penguins.
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Jan 9, 2016 03:35
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in 8th grade a dude stabbed another dude because he could only place i can find the article online: http://staugustine.com/stories/051201/nat_0512010019.shtml
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Jan 9, 2016 03:37
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Not elementary school but in sixth grade home room this one girl started turning gray and then threw up all over creation and ran out of the room spraying puke like she was possessed. It turned out that her father, a wilderness firefighter, had broken his back or something while fighting one of our annual massive forest fires. Being an enterprising young southern Oregonian she had decided the best course of action was to steal some his oxys and snort them in the bathroom before class. A couple years back I was in town for a funeral (suicide obvs) and saw her going into one of those get a shot of wheat grass places and she definitely had two babies. I did not reintroduce myself. Never be from southern Oregon
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Jan 9, 2016 03:49
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Cowboy Pope posted:Not elementary school but in sixth grade home room this one girl started turning gray and then threw up all over creation and ran out of the room spraying puke like she was possessed. It turned out that her father, a wilderness firefighter, had broken his back or something while fighting one of our annual massive forest fires. Being an enterprising young southern Oregonian she had decided the best course of action was to steal some his oxys and snort them in the bathroom before class. A couple years back I was in town for a funeral (suicide obvs) and saw her going into one of those get a shot of wheat grass places and she definitely had two babies. I did not reintroduce myself. tldr
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Jan 9, 2016 04:26
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Girl take Oxycontin then pukes in class. I wouldn't tihnk much of it, but 6th grade means she was only 12 years old at most? This thread is making me sadder than the "what's the worst thing you've seen at work?" thread.
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Jan 9, 2016 04:33
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a kid i knew got molested and tried to molest a bunch of other kids. 
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Jan 9, 2016 04:48
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in middle school there was a huge fight between some kid versus a banana tree the winner was the security guard, who beat the gently caress out of this eleven year old kid
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Jan 9, 2016 04:52
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How do you fight a banana tree?
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Jan 9, 2016 04:53
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if their fight was any indication, mostly by punching and body-checking said banana tree
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Jan 9, 2016 04:56
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man you people grew up in some hosed up places. preteen cocksuckers. a 12 year old bumping lines of oxy. what the gently caress. also lol at some people being born in the 90s. just lol.
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Jan 9, 2016 21:02
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My first stickied thread. I feel blessed. Thank you everyone!
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Jan 9, 2016 21:13
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Booblord Zagats posted:We had a pair of identical twins in my 7th grade class. One was super nice and good at math and reading, the other was a turbo bitch who was rumored to be sucking off high school boys at the park. One day the sweet one got a boyfriend and they had been dating for like 5 weeks when the other twin decided to just gently caress the poo poo out of him when he showed up at their house to pick up his girlfriend to go to the movies like 30 minutes earlier than planned and no one else was home for whatever reason. Holy poo poo, someone had an actual evil twin
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Jan 9, 2016 21:53
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I was the spaz in middle school but I did a complete 180 and was the "quiet" one in high school. I had 3 friend in that time, Alex, Jeff and Eliot. Alex was my best friend. I was always referred to as that kid that hung out with Alex. He was a skater and we were always walking around town finding skate spots. Jeff was the WOW nerd that had an Internet girlfriend who he gave a bunch of stuff to and ended up being a dude. Eliot was the quintessential Bully who played rugby. They all always hit me and made fun of me all day.
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Jan 9, 2016 22:01
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In 4th grade, teacher asked the class if we wanted to watch Dunston Checks In or The Lion King. I was the only one who voted for Dunston Checks In. I cried and ran out of the room when everyone else voted for The Lion King.
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Jan 9, 2016 22:28
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Did anyone else have handball walls? Like I imagine playing the game fine on any old wall, but we had a couple walls just built of cement at my school. Anyways since we were kids and we liked them Japanese cartoons where they call out the names of their special abilities and whatever, that's what we'd do. Except the only move this one weird kid would do was he'd just stuff the bouncy ball in his shirt, I don't even know if he had a name for it. Well that would get the ball all sweaty and gross, and kinda ruin the flow of the game imo. There was also this other kid that would put his mouth on the faucet of the drinking fountain, said kid would also drop his pants to the floor when he took a leak at the urinal. Also I would eat food out of the trash, but hey at least I only did it when dumbass kids threw away the whole unopened mini pizzas that came with the school lunches.
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Jan 9, 2016 22:50
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my brother was friends with this kid Ryan who always used to beat other kids up and poo poo, and in 2nd grade Ryan tried to light the school on fire (he failed, in part because the part he was trying to light on fire was made of bricks) that's par for the course tho. the kid I wanna tell you about is Leah, this amazing lil bitch who sat next to Ryan. after he got caught for the fire thing, she'd casually take out a box of pencils or w/e, mime tapping a cigarette out and putting it into her mouth, and then lean over to ask, "hey Ryan, got a light?" afaik she never got caught but Ryan got in trouble occasionally for flipping out in response. I hope she's ripping on losers happily to this day, wherever she is
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Jan 9, 2016 23:29
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Here's a few I saved from the last thread. Sadly, I don't have the sources anymore, so apologies for not being able to credit the goons they originated from: There was a midget in my 6th grade class. He was famous for being crazy. One day he took his metal edge rule and ran it along his wooden desk, that by the end of the day he was covered in sawdust. Another time he covered him self is chalk dust. I don't remember why, but I remember that he got in trouble for it. Man, that kid loved being covered in dust. The craziest kid I ever knew tried to stab a teacher with safety scissors and jumped out of a second story window when it stabbing attempt failed. Totally out of nowhere. I think I was in the second grade. In 6th grade there was this girl Colleen who was fairly normal as far as I knew...but one day... We used to have the option of "computer time" for our study period, where we could play Oregon Trail on the Apple ][ e's in the class. So I'm sitting with my friend Chris playing Mad Libs (if there is a funnier game, I don't want to know) and this girl Colleen as at the computer playing Odell Lake or whatever. All of a sudden, she turns around her chair, looks right at me, mumbles something in Latin or tongues or Klingon, and starts taking a piss right there in the chair. The whole class is just watching in awe as this girl lets it flow and keeps her death gaze locked firmly on me. Finally she finishes up, and the class is still shocked into silence, and she just starts crying as loud as she can and running around yelling stuff. The teacher just grabbed her and got her the hell out of there, and the principal told everyone to go play outside while they cleaned up the classroom. I still to this day have no idea what prompted her to do such a thing. She was free to get up and go to the bathroom if she had to pee. In 3rd grade, a student pulled a knife on a teacher in my class, but I can't remember why he did it. I think he was just insane, he had done all sorts of odd things like skip school for a week without anyone knowing, even his parents. We had another kid who climbed the school chainlink fence at recess and starting running while students cheered his name. He didn't make all the way home though, he was caught and was held back a year. 4th grade was a little more interesting. There was this girl who sat next to me, who was the meanest and ugliest girl in our grade. I really tried to be nice to her, but she was so mean that it was impossible to be friends with her. She asked out every boy in the class to "go out with her", but none of them said "yes" and only teased her. Then she snapped and had a mental breakdown. She asked the teacher if she could talk to the class about herself to help make friends, and for some reason the teacher allowed this. Her talk consisted of lighting some candles, dancing around the room singing, and reading from a book made for 5 year old about friends. This "presentation" lasted for at least an hour, and she had a really bad speech impediment, which made them even more unbearable. Her "singing" was an odd humming noise that a dying rhino would make, it was awful. Of course, these talks never helped her get any friends, so she talked to us at least 5 times over the course of two weeks and kept trying. During the middle of one of these presentations she had a nervous breakdown, and then she gave up and disappeared into the limelight. We had a few crazies at our school. One end of the class we had the insane kids who all sat together and were taught specially by someone. I think there were about 4 in total. On one occasion we were sat having lunch and one of them said to one of the teachers "Guess what i am!" and started to move his head around loads "Im a washing machine". This happened on many occasions. I believe the same kids tried to climb into a electricity sub station or something and tried killing himself, he didnt get far up the 20ft fence. We had two guys who always ran around pretending to be buses and going around picking up people and saying what thier next stop was. The best thing ive heard from this is that one of them is actually becoming a bus driver now. Hes living out his dream. Also i remember one toilet incident whrere the child of the person who taught the crazies had gone apeshit in there and had smeared crap everywhere in one stall. I remember being horrified at the site when i went to the toilet and saw the sight.
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Jan 9, 2016 23:49
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bald gnome error posted:my brother was friends with this kid Ryan who always used to beat other kids up and poo poo, and in 2nd grade Ryan tried to light the school on fire (he failed, in part because the part he was trying to light on fire was made of bricks) Holy poo poo she sounds awesome.
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:4th grade was a little more interesting. There was this girl who sat next to me, who was the meanest and ugliest girl in our grade. I really tried to be nice to her, but she was so mean that it was impossible to be friends with her. She asked out every boy in the class to "go out with her", but none of them said "yes" and only teased her. Then she snapped and had a mental breakdown. She asked the teacher if she could talk to the class about herself to help make friends, and for some reason the teacher allowed this. And then she grew up and made the motion picture Glitter
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:
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