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Who will win the debate?
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"I wish I could introduce him to the lady who works cleaning my headquarters, but I don't actually give a poo poo about her because if I did I'd pay her enough to not need 2 jobs"

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
It went from Fiorina to Huckabee and I was like "nope."

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

bennyfranks posted:

ths lady who works for me isnt paid enough

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

blue squares posted:

That was SHAMELESS
Shame is not a concept they understand, as people on book tours pretending they actually want to be president.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

lol what

edit: govt gets more of the second shift than she does?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Seriously, it takes seven hours every day to clean Huckabee's office?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Wage stagnation IS bad, Huck! You for raising minimum wage?

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Joementum posted:

Shorter Huckabee: "My campaign office is filthy."

Or,"My cleaning lady needs mor money, and I won't give it to her, vote for me."

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Seriously, it takes seven hours every day to clean Huckabee's office?

Toilet mainly

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/687772347290497024

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I do not care how childish it is, but Santorum saying "degwee" is so hilarious

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

bennyfranks posted:

ths lady who works for me isnt paid enough

If only Obama would let huckabee pay her more. The bastard.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
The lady who cleans my office has to work 2 jobs, lol gently caress the minimum wage tho - Huckabee

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Santorum always looks so angry. Like he's working himself up into ripping the top of the podium off and hurling it into the audience.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Santorum really does get so close to slipping sometimes. Blah-people, government nig-uh, and now he almost said gently caress

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Obama's #1 priority...

climate change?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Santorum always looks so angry. Like he's working himself up into ripping the top of the podium off and hurling it into the audience.

It ain't easy being green

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So the EPA regulations are shipping our jobs to China, but we can bring them back by polluting more, which will reduce our rate of pollution because we have better regulations.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Fiorina talking like Shatner now.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Uh, she did say all that, idiot

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Carly talks like a chicken. Like literally, with the head bobbing and poo poo.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Grey Fox posted:

Fiorina talking like Shatner now.

She. Has. An. Odd. Cadence.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I love that it's now GOP dogma that the 10 sailors Iran released within a day is somehow Obama surrendering.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Joementum posted:

So the EPA regulations are shipping our jobs to China, but we can bring them back by polluting more, which will reduce our rate of pollution because we have better regulations.

We're like five minutes in and there's already been so much "what the gently caress?" But that one got me genuinely scratching my head.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Carly Fiorina: Foreign Policy Powerhouse

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Fiorina is so much more fun to watch now that we can be sure she won't get anywhere near the office

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FIRST TIME posted:

Carly Fiorina: Foreign Policy Powerhouse

She KNOWS people

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Did Iran actually approve a different "agreement"?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:quote: parliament :quote:

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I bet Rick Santorum is one of those people who thinks that if you literally rip up a contract, it makes it void.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
god I'm so sick of this "on day one" boilerplate

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

blue squares posted:

Fiorina is so much more fun to watch now that we can be sure she won't get anywhere near the office

kids taking a tour of d.c. on a class trip are closer 2 office than she's ever been

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Gentlemen, have no fear: I WILL send you to war

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
any of the citadel guys wearing hoods tonight?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Thread title should be No Rand's Land

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

blue squares posted:

Fiorina is so much more fun to watch now that we can be sure she won't get anywhere near the office

I just wish someone asked her about being demoted to the kiddie debate. Stupid Rand. He should be there bringing it up.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Santorum always looks like he's about to burst into frustrated tears.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Holy poo poo, Santorum just cited a Michael Bay movie

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi was a documentary.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Grey Fox posted:

Holy poo poo, Santorum just cited a Michael Bay movie

I'm loving done, they can't top this, bye guys see you for the real debate

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