who are the people who post in the comment sections of news stories

Risky: May 18, 2003

Ken M has you all fooled. He's actually a character created by several media outlets to drum up comments and facebook shares of news articles. Ken M is actually a group of writers consisting of 12 people.

# ? Jun 11, 2016 09:12

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

n00bs. same it ever was. like running in the special olympics. n00bs argue on the internet.
the only difference now is that we lost the war. remember when people sending you death threats was hilarious and we would actively court it just to have a laugh about it? but at some point these dumb fucks, through sheer force of ineptitude, ended up actually ruining each other's lives. THE INTERNET IS ACTUALLY SERIOUS BUSINESS NOW. THE BASTARDS REALLY DID IT.

# ? Jun 11, 2016 09:40

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

crabcakes66 posted:

(some that actually get paid to troll American websites and spread propaganda and conspiracies).

Whoa, how do I get in on this?

# ? Jun 11, 2016 09:42

who are the people who comment on news stories
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	ghosts
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