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Who is the best wizard?
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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Eldarion posted:

No Rincewind, you philistines?

No Rincewind sucks. I just googled him and I don't like how he looks.

I would sooner have Kvothe from The Name of the Wind in the running for best wizard even though he is apparently full of poo poo and gets beat up by a normal power level guard at the end of the last book.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

i bet he has some impressive bong magic and hell show it to you aftetr you buy a dime

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zorodius posted:

I'm really conflicted. I thought ICP was terrible, but this is amazing?

Maybe if you try anything long enough, you eventually get it right

"I'm siiingiiing, like Eddie Vedder, only betterrrrr"

actually icp is insanely good

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

It's either Jesus Christ or Goku, I can't really decide which fictional character had a higher power level.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Bill NYSE posted:

It's either Jesus Christ or Goku, I can't really decide which fictional character had a higher power level.

Uh... Mods?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

I ran this through some facial recognition software for analysis and the results are that I would pork that wizard donkey style.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


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Hell Gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLhLn9hVkE

Duh. :colbert:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i was wrong. the best wizard is obviously the death is certain guy.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Dr. Eldarion posted:

No Rincewind, you philistines?

Ridcully is better in every way you dope.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
Tim the Enchanter has always been a personal favourite.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'



a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.

You know, Jareth the Goblin King might be a wizard. New and exciting developments ITT.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Rincewind.

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
quick ben, he is 7 wizards in one. people in the know understand what i'm talking about ;)

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

quick ben, he is 7 wizards in one. people in the know understand what i'm talking about ;)

I got through like 3 1/2 of those books before I realized I had no interest in reading 6 more. loving stop writing so much poo poo, fantasy authors.

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene

Oldstench posted:

I got through like 3 1/2 of those books before I realized I had no interest in reading 6 more. loving stop writing so much poo poo, fantasy authors.

but..but..they have giant reptiles with blades for arms :(

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
How do people that voted for Merlin defend my rape allegations? In the movie Excalibur he basically roughies King Arthurs mom so Uther Pendragon could hump that butt posing as her husband.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

fred savage's retarded little brother in that nintendo movie

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
David Cop-a-feel

naem
May 29, 2011

mng posted:

Harry Potter

You're a hairy, wizard

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:


Conan's Oriental wizard friend


Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!


https://www.yzzerdd.com

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015




"Raiden" from John Carpenters The Goonies.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

im gaye posted:



"Raiden" from John Carpenters The Goonies.

nice one!

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time
loving Gandalf, bro. Do you even Magick?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Gandalf was actually an angel/demi-god thing and therefore doesn't count.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Penn and Teller.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

merlin, OP

as a half-welshman he managed to transcend the inherent disability of his race, which is very impressive

a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.


Hi friends! It's me, Wooly Bully here! My friend The Rally Wizard here only speaks Wizard. Lucky for you I am a master at Wizard speak. So I'll interpret for you. The Rally Wizard says he is the "Sorcerer of Slugging". He also says he uses his silly Wizard antics in the late innings to lead the Mavericks to victory.
That silly Wizard he should know that it's me, Wooly Bully, that leads the team to victory. I kind of like him though, so I let him hang around anyway. Just in case I need some extra help.

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Universe Master posted:

Gandalf was actually an angel/demi-god thing and therefore doesn't count.

I do not have enough Lore points to dispute this.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
this is only speculation as i know nothing about him but based on name alone i think mr. wizard should be in the running

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

It's clearly Mr. Wizard. It's in his name and everything.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Its fukkin gandalph you dumb shits. He even comes back from the dead and poo poo. And he's the only wizard that also dual weilds like a loving BOSS.

Randal posted:

I do not have enough Lore points to dispute this.

Demigod is like the standard 3rd or 4th class upgrade every wizard aims for anyway. Raislin becomes a demigod does he not count either? Dumb jerks making stupid rules.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

a cloth map posted:



Hi friends! It's me, Wooly Bully here! My friend The Rally Wizard here only speaks Wizard. Lucky for you I am a master at Wizard speak. So I'll interpret for you. The Rally Wizard says he is the "Sorcerer of Slugging". He also says he uses his silly Wizard antics in the late innings to lead the Mavericks to victory.
That silly Wizard he should know that it's me, Wooly Bully, that leads the team to victory. I kind of like him though, so I let him hang around anyway. Just in case I need some extra help.



I'm convinced

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Damnit I can't find that pic of the swole as gently caress grandpa wizard casting a spell at a hot chick while a knight stands at the door looking like the punk bitch that he is. That guy is clearly the best wizard.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

did you know merlin was canonically in slytherin

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a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.


Finally your baby wizard in training can wear a sick blood wizard onesie.

https://www.store.bloodwizard.com

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