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Has this new revelation helped solidify your vote?
Yes, I will now vote for Trump.
No, I was going to vote for him anyway.
No, I'moved voting for someone else, also I think Lena Dunham is hot.
Lena Dunham shoved rocks in her sisters vagina.
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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
whens this loving election going to be over i want to see the world destroyed already

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ButteCysts posted:

whens this loving election going to be over i want to see the world destroyed already

November

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
I have assurances that every single poster who votes for Hillary and then bitches about America when she wins (she wont) is going to get perma'd.


Vote Trump dipshits.

SurfaceDetail fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Apr 27, 2016

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Wasn't voting for Trump before but I am now.

Namaste

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Trump will threaten to send Dunham to Mexico after Canada refuses her, which is how he will get Mexico to pay for the wall.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Germstore posted:

Trump will threaten to send Dunham to Mexico after Canada refuses her, which is how he will get Mexico to pay for the wall.

And we thought the atomic bomb was bad

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Trump really knows how to lock down the spite vote.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tricky D posted:

Trump really knows how to lock down the spite vote.

a vote for change we don't believe in

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-attacker.html

first link I could find that wasnt Brietbart

lmfao did she really admit to being drunk and high on cocaine and xanax when she was allegedly raped?

yeah booze and benzos make for a loving stellar recollection, one you should be able to trust so much that you can rest assured leveling rape accusations against people

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Boner Zone posted:

lmfao did she really admit to being drunk and high on cocaine and xanax when she was allegedly raped?

yeah booze and benzos make for a loving stellar recollection, one you should be able to trust so much that you can rest assured leveling rape accusations against people

Way to blame the victim, shitlord.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
I should put all the poo poo I don't remember doing while drunk and on xanax into a book that's not at all accurate, at least my lovely recollection wouldn't be actively trying to ruin lives

but alas, im no Lena Dunham

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Also she admitted she molested her little sister over a period of several years.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Awww, I could never dump the Trump. :3:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
that clinches my trump vote

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmbo, anti-trump protester peppersprayed children yesterday in Anaheim

http://ktla.com/2016/04/26/5-pepper-sprayed-as-trump-supporters-critics-face-off-outside-anaheim-city-hall/

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Maybe now they'll eat their vegetables without complaining.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
drat... he's really making a strong case there.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
Trump/Dunham 2016, let's just hatefuck our way to the apocalypse

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
I hope she gets turned around at theborder. lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

vug posted:

I hope she gets turned around at theborder. lol

Now Canada has to build a wall too

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Tricky D posted:

Trump really knows how to lock down the spite vote.

that's a huge loving bloc

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Deez Nutz 2016

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Trump would own as president anyway, this is just icing on the cake wall.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
A vote for Trump is also a vote for SA's old friend Tim Selaty:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/04/donald-trump-2016-vigilante-security-213847

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

I'm just picturing the Canadian immigration officials who have to deal with this

"Let's see, we have an application for political asylum from someone who's village was seized by a warlord who killed their parents and was almost worked to death as slave labor in a mine before barely managing to escape. Approved"

"Next we have an application for asylum from someone who needs a safe space because the idea that Donald Trump is president triggers them."

*breaks hand mashing the DENIED stamp all over the paper*

naem
May 29, 2011

SurfaceDetail posted:

Also she admitted she molested her little sister over a period of several years.

She wrote a BOOK about it, describing the repeated child rape in lurid graphic detail, earning $3.7 million dollars

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Make it Jeff Dunham and you got a fuckin deal Trumpmeister.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Shaquin posted:

its been an exceptionally whiny year on the internet im mostly gonna vote trump because of that

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
canada doesn't want america's child molesters sorry

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

The_Franz posted:

I'm just picturing the Canadian immigration officials who have to deal with this

"Let's see, we have an application for political asylum from someone who's village was seized by a warlord who killed their parents and was almost worked to death as slave labor in a mine before barely managing to escape. Approved"

"Next we have an application for asylum from someone who needs a safe space because the idea that Donald Trump is president triggers them."

*breaks hand mashing the DENIED stamp all over the paper*

Canada is exactly the opposite of what you think, sadly. We have a gender balanced cabinet up here. Why? Because its 2016! (yin yang magic vagina juice to make the world a happier place)

Intersectional feminism is the official religion here.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

reallivedinosaur posted:

Canada is exactly the opposite of what you think, sadly. We have a gender balanced cabinet up here. Why? Because its 2016! (yin yang magic vagina juice to make the world a happier place)

Intersectional feminism is the official religion here.

Gender balanced politics!! It's 2016 people! - Trudeau

signs Bill C-51
signs the TPP
sells public assets to private firms
OKs sale of munitions to Saudi
says Canada has never participated in imperialism

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011

Well you're in luck my friend, me and other ppl are gonna whine on the internet that we're voting Trump till November at least

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Girls was kind of decent this year

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

He looks enthusiastic!

High energy!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

It's good that dunham lost all that weight but eugh it hasnt actually improved her looks

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Now Canada has to build a wall too

I'm pretty sure she can't hop over a guardrail, let's not go crazy here.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

please do not come to canada lena DUMBham

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

well i looked up some some pix of her and it looks like Lena DOESham

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
It's lena DONEham

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