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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Champenema posted:

D&D at least has clear rules and procedures to doxx your rear end or draw dicks on your imgur uploads, so they're a notch above miserabletude above FYAD

You are loving awful at posting

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tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


D&D was much better before WotC made it all about politics

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

You are loving awful at posting

No. You're wrong.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

You are loving awful at posting

Hey now, don't be bringing your highfalutin' D&D debating style to GBS.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

RobattoJesus posted:

Hey now, don't be bringing your highfalutin' D&D debating style to GBS.

Dunk a dill pickle, real... real do

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Aesop Poprock posted:

You are loving awful at posting
Are you loving kidding me!?

Aesop Poprock posted:

Dunk a dill pickle, real... real do
You're loving a white male!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

tazjin posted:

D&D was much better before WotC made it all about politics

What do you mean its not lawful good to shoot unarmed drow minding their own business

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
lowtax please make the op idiot king of d&d if trump gets elected ty&G--Dbless

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

tazjin posted:

D&D was much better before WotC made it all about politics

5th ed > 4th ed.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Kender :smuggo:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Ivor Biggun posted:

5th ed > 4th ed.

i mean i take some issue with 5e vs 4e but they did finally make an arcane caster subtype for fighters so i can't complain too much

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Wulfolme posted:

I liked this post so I saved it and now here it is:



Post the political porns

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Mange Mite posted:

Post the political porns
just imagine a stereotypical unattractive goon in bondage gear whipping his black slave wife
or maybe child porn

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


The White Dragon posted:

i mean i take some issue with 5e vs 4e but they did finally make an arcane caster subtype for fighters so i can't complain too much

that is not a thing that should be, they're just trying to cash in on the Witcher

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Al Cowens posted:

just imagine a stereotypical unattractive goon in bondage gear whipping his black slave wife
or maybe child porn
or google "Hillary Clinton Rule 34"

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I don't know a lot about dungeons and dragons but beholders are pretty funny I think :)

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

im not voting OP

Trump dude. Seriously how can you not vote for Trump hes your kind of poo poo. I know you Chinatown and I know you'd love a trump presidency.

This guy is the best loving troll ever. If he wasn't a millionaire I'd guarantee Trump would be on GBS posting poo poo.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I voted for bernie in the primary and will vote for hillary in the general

very disappointed in you Hector.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
If I was in charge of SA I'd shut down D&D and CD.

I'd also ban their mods.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 14:37 on May 11, 2016

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Ahundredbux posted:

I don't know a lot about dungeons and dragons but beholders are pretty funny I think :)

What is a beholder?? I'm in the mood for a laugh

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Bluemillion posted:

Also I thought this thread was gonna be about stupid and funny crap from Dungeons and Dragons. Instead, this poo poo.

seriously. This was loving click-bait OP

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you


Microwaves Mom posted:

If I was in charge of SA I'd shut down D&D and CD.

I'd also ban their mods.

you'd lose a lot of av change revenue there

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Ivor Biggun posted:

5th ed > 4th ed.

3.5/pathfinder for life

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I heard one time a guy sewed a portable hole into his rear end in a top hat, and his friends hid inside of it, and one of them was half dragon and had a breath weapon so he shot it out of the dude's rear end it was p funny

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Looks like a case for Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



This thread got even more exciting

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Tricky D posted:

3.5/pathfinder for life

:yeah:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

8 track betamax posted:

What is a beholder?? I'm in the mood for a laugh

its b asically a big floating eyeball with little tentacles with eyeballs on them and it shoots eye lasers or something real funny :D

here's and example

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
here's a funny d&d allignment chart for the wire lmao!!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Ahundredbux posted:

here's a funny d&d allignment chart for the wire lmao!!


I can't tell if that's a Carcetti quote or a Littlefinger quote.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i thought game of thrones was a prequel to the wire

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
They got "Good" sects that will kill you on sight just because you're an Aberration, whereas "Evil" gods accept all comers and don't expect a life of unquestioning servitude. If you think about it, Good is the real Evil.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ivor Biggun posted:

5th ed > 4th ed.

OD&D > 3rd ed > 1st ed > 2nd ed > 5th ed > 4th ed :colbert:

The White Dragon posted:

i mean i take some issue with 5e vs 4e but they did finally make an arcane caster subtype for fighters so i can't complain too much
pfft "finally made" its called play as an Elf

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I used to always want a vorpal sword.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
First time dd@d player: uuummmmmmm *pushes glasses back on nose, super stupid expression on face. Girls at table wrinkling their noses at his bad bread* uumm how do I roll for...... Initiative??

Me, seasoned player: *rolls up sleeves, forearm muscles super sinewy and vanes everywhere* why don't you try doing a little thing I call... "reading the instructions"

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Mange Mite posted:

Post the political porns

There's a porno featuring a woman that looks like Ted Cruz.

She should be the mascot of D&D.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

hey guys what if you could be a noble paladin.... but also a nasty and violent person????

please send all literary awards to my forums account

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


don't blame me, I voted for flail snail

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Pudding, Partisan

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naem
May 29, 2011

Strategic Tea posted:

hey guys what if you could be a noble paladin.... but also a nasty and violent person????

You can, just play a lawful evil or chaotic evil aligned paladin, there are evil gods

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