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Just remember for next time that girls really love quotes from Monty Python so when you see her just start stammering out some of your faves as quickly as you possibly can. THEN ask her what she normally evolves Eevee into. If all goes well by this time next week you will have a girl-pet and your roommate won't know what hit him.
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If you have sex with your roomie now, according to the transitive property, it will mean you had sex with a girl.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:35
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logical phalluses posted:what do i do. should i scare her out with a broom. or maybe put out a bowl of water? Is the girl human? Your cat doesn't count, OP
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Jun 30, 2016 18:38
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FrankieGoes posted:If you have sex with your roomie now, according to the transitive property, it will mean you had sex with a girl.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:38
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Cover yourself with cold mud so she can't see your heat signature, then watch what she does.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:39
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Smashurbanipal posted:make a small but thorough barrier of rock salt (kosher pref, obv) and diatomaceous earth in front of your bedroom door. combine with poop and blood for extra effectiveness
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Jun 30, 2016 18:39
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now that the girl is gone, begin hardening your defenses in case she decides to return I'd start with a concrete and steel blockhouse at least but you'll want underground facilities as well just in case she has JDAM
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Jun 30, 2016 18:39
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:now that the girl is gone, begin hardening your defenses in case she decides to return OP uses HARDEN... ...It hurt itself in confusion.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:47
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op disappeared. furiously masturbating over his contact with a woman?
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Jun 30, 2016 18:48
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Blue Train posted:op disappeared. furiously masturbating over his contact with a woman? Hell, me too!
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Blue Train posted:op disappeared. furiously masturbating over his contact with a woman? poor bastard got bombed back to the stone age
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Jun 30, 2016 18:50
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Chomp8645 posted:It's finally time to show off your Magic: The Gathering collection.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:06
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Use your lickitung and make her squirtle, then smoke some weedle. I lol'd. I lol'd and punched myself in the dick. Gj
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Jun 30, 2016 19:11
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Theres a girl on my couch Shes naked Cause shes my gf and we live together
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Jun 30, 2016 19:56
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Waroduce posted:Theres a girl on my couch Well if we're just going to make poo poo up, I'm six foot six, with a twelve inch penis and I'm the king of America.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:28
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Waroduce posted:Theres a girl on my couch gently caress her face
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Jun 30, 2016 20:31
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There's a living room in my girl
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Jun 30, 2016 20:31
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Shooot heeer SHOOOOT HEEEEERRR
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Jun 30, 2016 20:32
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Waroduce posted:Theres a girl on my couch WHATS. HIS. NAME. 
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Jun 30, 2016 20:46
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Zombie Boat posted:Shooot heeer bad idea, if she has active reflective shielding or adamantium plating you'll probably be caught by the ricochet using anything less than a .50 cal
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Jun 30, 2016 20:59
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Captain Yossarian posted:WHATS. HIS. NAME.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:59
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there is no girl in my living room now but there will be tomorrow thinking about tying her up so she can't leave
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Kenzie posted:there is no girl in my living room now but there will be tomorrow be sure to tie seven knots on a long string and then a square knot to join the ends together, to nullify her powers
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Jun 30, 2016 21:03
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Waroduce posted:Theres a girl on my couch But enough about your mom
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Jun 30, 2016 21:09
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logical phalluses posted:PIIIIIIISSSSSS he is saying badass you dweebs
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:he is saying badass you dweebs wrong, get out
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Jun 30, 2016 21:44
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logical phalluses posted:what do i do. should i scare her out with a broom. or maybe put out a bowl of water? that's actually a common brushtail possum
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You should put some walls up in the living room to form a third bedroom so she has somewhere to live when she's there, OP.
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CrashCat posted:that's actually a common brushtail possum mods please probate this person for using the probatable catchphrase i was probated for using 5 years ago.
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Jun 30, 2016 22:24
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Guys lets wind it back a bit? What is a girl anyway?
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:be sure to tie seven knots on a long string and then a square knot to join the ends together, to nullify her powers i like it. sounds kinky
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Dreddout posted:Guys lets wind it back a bit? What is a girl anyway? it's a type of animal you find in the mountains
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Jun 30, 2016 22:32
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Get rid of it i don't like it. Tell them i hate them
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Jun 30, 2016 23:01
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logical phalluses posted:mods please probate this person for using the probatable catchphrase i was probated for using 5 years ago. 
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Jun 30, 2016 23:10
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Dreddout posted:Guys lets wind it back a bit? What is a girl anyway? It's that thing you cook meat on outdoors.
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Jun 30, 2016 23:16
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Next time, hold out your hand so she can sniff it. If she doesn't bite, you can pet her now. And scratch behind her ears. Girls love that.
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Jun 30, 2016 23:20
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Dreddout posted:Guys lets wind it back a bit? What is a girl anyway? fish have them behind their ears
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Jun 30, 2016 23:22
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If you ever get a boner around her make sure to get on all fours and slowly crawl away from her while meowing
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Jun 30, 2016 23:30
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Thank her for carrying her printer a mile for you then leave with your new girlfriend
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Zombie Boat posted:Shooot heeer Clever girl...
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