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Twerkteam Pizza

Drink to stop the pain

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:31

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:38

Twerkteam Pizza

Go to therapy and get suggestions to join more social clubs

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:33

Twerkteam Pizza

Join social clubs

Twerkteam Pizza fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Aug 7, 2016

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:34

Twerkteam Pizza

Realize it is in fact a socialist club, but stay anyway trying new things can't be that bad

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:36

Twerkteam Pizza

Realize that they can regain control of the means of production if they read up and have their socialist clubs form coalitions with Labor unions

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:38

Twerkteam Pizza

Go to bed after reading a bit

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:38

Twerkteam Pizza

Call the Change to Win Federation

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:38

Twerkteam Pizza

Call the SEIU

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:39

Twerkteam Pizza

Organize the masses and show them how communism would benefit them

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:40

Twerkteam Pizza

Eat at Subway for lunch cause poo poo's cheap and if they don't get dressing it's actually kinda good for them

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:41

Twerkteam Pizza

Buy a lot of rifles and empty bottles

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:42

Twerkteam Pizza

Shitpost on something awful

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:42

Twerkteam Pizza

Get calls from the CIA

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:43

Twerkteam Pizza

Ditch their phones

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:44

Twerkteam Pizza

March

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:44

Twerkteam Pizza

Take their marches to the streets

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:45

Twerkteam Pizza

Chant that they know what democracy looks like

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:46

Twerkteam Pizza

Storm government buildings

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:47

Twerkteam Pizza

Declare coups

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:47

Twerkteam Pizza

Establish socialist regimes

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:48

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spam threads

# ? Aug 7, 2016 02:52

Robot Made of Meat

Walk into traffic because they're obsessed with their phones.

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# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:11

Robot Made of Meat

Walk into other pedestrians because they're obsessed with their phones.

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# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:12

Robot Made of Meat

Park their bikes in the middle of the sidewalk because they're obsessed with their phones.

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# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:12

Robot Made of Meat

Die in amusing ways because . . well. You know.

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# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:13

Macnult

Use their phone when driving, but only at stoplights.

# ? Aug 7, 2016 03:19

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Macnult posted:

Use their phone when driving, but only at stoplights.

Buncha ninnies. I drive using my phone the whole time and it doesnt affect my driving one way or the other

# ? Aug 7, 2016 21:53

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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:02

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# ? Aug 7, 2016 22:03

Senior Management

I like to listen to and sing sea shanties to wake myself up on the way to work and I don't think anyone younger than me has ever done this. I think millennials listen to dubstep instead.

:jerry:

# ? Aug 8, 2016 04:13

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i dont get my fellow millennials live for the dubs step. i only like real music like sea shanties

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:57

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

the seafaring times had real music i think i was born in the wrong generation salt flows through my veins.

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# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:57

Senior Management

I have just been informed that wikipedia thinks I am a millennial and some people mark the start of the generation as the early 70s. I am very confused. I remember a time before the internet was used by the general public and I remember gas being much cheaper than it is now.

:jerry:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:47

Piso Mojado

Vynar posted:

I have just been informed that wikipedia thinks I am a millennial and some people mark the start of the generation as the early 70s. I am very confused. I remember a time before the internet was used by the general public and I remember gas being much cheaper than it is now.

same.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:11

symbolic

Vynar posted:

I have just been informed that wikipedia thinks I am a millennial and some people mark the start of the generation as the early 70s. I am very confused. I remember a time before the internet was used by the general public and I remember gas being much cheaper than it is now.

general consensus is that millennial generation started in 79/80/81 and ended sometime between 1995 and 2001, so i dunno