- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 12, 2024 05:40
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- treasure bear
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pusher and shover robots + associated websites
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Aug 24, 2016 12:45
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- Darkman Fanpage
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a robot that gives me dirty looks. why is it giving me dirty looks? i dont even know that robot!
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Aug 24, 2016 13:07
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- Darkman Fanpage
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pusher and shover robots + associated websites
i am protected
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Aug 24, 2016 13:07
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- darkarchon
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My name is a trolling word
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A robot that promises you true love but breaks up with you after a year or so, cheats on you and kills you in your sleep, that's a robot society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 13:10
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- FactsAreUseless
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A robot that is really, really into magnetic poetry kits to an unreasonable level, that is convinced what it does with them is interesting and relevant, and because it does not breathe or sleep will not stop breaking into their houses and rearranging their magnetic poetry.
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Aug 24, 2016 13:10
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- darkarchon
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My name is a trolling word
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A robot that waters your plants and knows exactly how much water they need but always puts a few ml more so the plants die eventually.
A robot that really enjoys playing the guitar and knows a lot of songs but the guitar is always off-tune by at least half a note and when you try to stop it playing songs off-tune it will kill you.
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Aug 24, 2016 13:15
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- google THIS
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a supersonic flying robot armed with a plasma cannon that it uses with minimal provocation, whose primary purpose is to detect plant life
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Aug 24, 2016 13:16
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- Darkman Fanpage
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a supersonic flying robot armed with a plasma cannon that it uses with minimal provocation, whose primary purpose is to detect plant life
really dont need this one
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Aug 24, 2016 13:26
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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A singing robot that gets into spoken word
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Aug 24, 2016 13:38
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- FluffieDuckie
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A robot that babysits your kids, but feeds them energy drinks before you arrive home. That's a robot society doesn't need.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Aug 24, 2016 16:04
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- The X-man cometh
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A robot that walks around pointing out problems but doesn't do anything to fix them.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:26
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- The X-man cometh
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A robot that paints random cats it sees.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:27
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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A robot that paints random cats it sees.
does it paint pictures of the cats or does it paint the cats themselves?
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 24, 2016 16:27
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- The X-man cometh
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The cats themselves. If it was the other one, it would have 8 million tumblr friends.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:29
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- super mario batali
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Dice-a the Mushroom
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A robot that walks around pointing out problems but doesn't do anything to fix them.
Michael Moorebot
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Aug 24, 2016 16:34
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- Robot Made of Meat
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A robot made of meat. 
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 24, 2016 16:54
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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A massage robot whose hands keep catching on fire.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:36
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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more of a collection of robots: a disassembly line. you install this at the end of your car assembly line and it systematically dismantles the just assembled car
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 24, 2016 22:39
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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a robarista that keeps putting cream in your coffee even after you told it like 5 times that you're lactose intolerant
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Aug 24, 2016 22:52
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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A robot that post on human internet, that's a robot society doesn't need
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Aug 24, 2016 22:58
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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A robot that leads the fight to desegregate human internet and actually allow robots to post on human internet (how would that even work? who'd post there how could you I wouldn't feel safe), that's a robot society doesn't need
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Aug 24, 2016 22:59
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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A robot that teaches our youths at school about the "historic" battle for robot speech rights on the internet, that's a robot society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:01
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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A bio-baiting media robot that tells me i'm techist and insists that I use Technically Correct speech all the time when i have more important problems to worry about like slowly dying of type III diabetes in a makeshift hovel inside the abandoned sears outlet store, that's a robot society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:05
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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A robot who has forgiven any animosity I showed robotkind even in the face of my non-repentance up to the point of death, who judiciously tends my grave cube and says a kind word to my ghost every day when everyone else has forgotten, that's a robot society doesn't need.
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Aug 24, 2016 23:09
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- Rodatose
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corn, corn, corn
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twist: the robot is revealed right before the credits to be my secret wife, or my dead dog reincarnated, or some other stupid poo poo that weakens the theme of dignity overcoming hatred
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Aug 24, 2016 23:14
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- google THIS
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a well-loved district attorney robot who gives the people hope for a better future but hides dark inner robot demons and eventually cracks under pressure, that's a robot that society deserves, but not a robot that society needs
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Aug 24, 2016 23:14
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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A robot that burns all my weed while I'm at work. You dumb bot! You can't even breathe!
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Aug 25, 2016 00:32
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Robot for president 2016: he didn't inhale
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Aug 25, 2016 00:33
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 12, 2024 05:40
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- Ace of Baes
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A robot that charts hospital patients but uses LBP for lower back pain and records respirations in improper fractions.
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Aug 25, 2016 01:03
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Aug 24, 2016 09:57
<3 
<3 Vanisher 
