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tablet app that controls the vibration of your phone to let you use it as a vibrator
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Blue Train posted:tablet app that controls the vibration of your phone to let you use it as a vibrator what if i want to do it the other way around
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Oct 16, 2016 00:15
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thathonkey posted:what if i want to do it the other way around that's an iap
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Oct 16, 2016 00:24
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An app that makes your phone spin violently around the room, breaking everything
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Oct 16, 2016 00:28
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Bluetooth kegel exerciser Oh wait thay actually exists nevermind
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Oct 16, 2016 00:33
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STAR CITIZEN GO
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Oct 16, 2016 00:39
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an app that allows you to send an anonymous pizza shaped like a penis
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Oct 16, 2016 01:11
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an app that give you terrible diarrhea
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Oct 16, 2016 03:17
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there's a crap for that
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Oct 16, 2016 03:29
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Sock Index: Your personal sock database. An exciting way to track sock usage.
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Oct 16, 2016 03:47
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It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens And it finds that slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks And it plays a mean Rhythm Master It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up 'Cause it forges your signature If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product For complete refund of price of purchase Step right up Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it Swim in it, sleep in it Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet Tired of being the life of the party? Change your shorts, change your life, change your life Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator See you later alligator And it steals your car It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion And it's the only product you will ever need! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2_snSkpULQ
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Oct 16, 2016 03:49
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Oct 16, 2016 03:52
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An app that automatically orders you a latte every time you walk past a McCafe and charges it to your credit card. An app that tells you how likely someone is to gently caress you based on a picture of their face just after you ask if they'd like to gently caress you. You have to use the words "Would you like to gently caress me?" though because we haven't calibrated it for other reactions yet.
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Oct 16, 2016 05:08
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takes a poo poo for you
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Oct 16, 2016 05:33
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