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You seem timid and unmanly. Go the gently caress back in there and haul out piddle pappy's mattress nappy
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Quick Draw McGraw posted:Are those any good? I'm looking for a new mattress now my friend got one and she said it is pretty great but also anything is better than talking to some dickhead who works at sleep country
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Oct 3, 2016 23:52
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Just flip it over, good as new! 
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Oct 3, 2016 23:54
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just flip it over, good as new! What if the bottom is waterproof but the top isn't. He could be starting a tidal wave...
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Muppet Rabies posted:What if the bottom is waterproof but the top isn't. He could be starting a tidal wave... I'm sure it has just filled up with piss yeah that's a good point.
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Oct 4, 2016 00:19
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Rest in piss
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Oct 4, 2016 00:27
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social vegan posted:my friend got one and she said it is pretty great but also anything is better than talking to some dickhead who works at sleep country Why would anyone go to a mattress store why not just buy one from Costco
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Oct 4, 2016 00:30
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whoflungpoop posted:You seem timid and unmanly. Go the gently caress back in there and haul out piddle pappy's mattress nappy If you're really tht worried about getting your clothes dirty just strip naked and then take a shower after.
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Oct 4, 2016 00:31
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glowstick party tonight posted:PIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (Ting!)
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Oct 4, 2016 00:42
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Bring the cat to live with your neighbor at the hospital I'm sure it won't try to smother him in his sleep
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Oct 4, 2016 00:49
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You only need to acclimate to the urea
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Oct 4, 2016 01:11
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How many in the US have approached this problem: Throw it on top of the car. Find some kite string, loop it around the rack a few times. No rack, no worries. Find the nearest highway and accelerate until mattress achieves liftoff. Pull over, exit vehicle, remove hat, look at mattress with dumbfounded expression. Really sell it, this is important. Drive off.
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Oct 4, 2016 01:43
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just use a plasma cutter op, maybe you'll find a smaller mattress inside.
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Oct 4, 2016 01:54
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Leave it on the curb. Mexicans will cut the coils out and the homeless will burn the rest in a trash can.
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Oct 4, 2016 01:57
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Buy a mask lol. Even the regular painters mask works perfect you can't smell anything .
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Oct 4, 2016 02:00
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umm I hate to be the voice of reason here but why don't you just put on some gloves and old clothes and then when you get pissy you can avoid piss touching your precious baby skin
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Oct 4, 2016 02:02
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whoflungpoop posted:You seem timid and unmanly. Go the gently caress back in there and haul out piddle pappy's mattress nappy HUFF DAT PEE
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Oct 4, 2016 02:11
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You can probably buy a Tyvek suit at home depot or whatever similar place you have for like $12. Worth ten times that in this here sitiation.
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Oct 4, 2016 02:25
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So I'm looking to buy a new mattress. Anyone have any recommendations? I tried to ask IYG but they just got all pissy about it
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Oct 4, 2016 02:29
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Quick Draw McGraw posted:So I'm looking to buy a new mattress. Anyone have any recommendations? I tried to ask IYG but they just got all pissy about it The OP is just giving one away I'd start there
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Oct 4, 2016 02:45
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I want to see where this goes so have a sticky.
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Oct 4, 2016 09:19
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Throw some Vicks Vapor Rub poo poo under your weak rear end nose and get to work, I don't want to be refreshing all day.
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Oct 4, 2016 11:53
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whoflungpoop posted:Rest in piss
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Oct 4, 2016 11:57
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every morning he woke up hoping the piss would be gone and replaced by a shiny nickel under his pillows but instead his alzheimers just got worse
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Oct 4, 2016 11:58
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Please don't steal an old mans retirement piss
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Oct 4, 2016 12:03
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Mega64 posted:I want to see where this goes so have a sticky. the suspense is insane. what if he gets a mattress out or what if he doesn't epic goon feel good story of the year
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Oct 4, 2016 12:38
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This reminds me of that UrbEx: The Neighbor's House while They Are On Vacation thread (does anyone have link to that btw)
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Oct 4, 2016 12:53
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one time i had to help a friends father move out of his section eight housing and there was dog crap literally all behind the couch and the back room had a pipe pop or something and there was like an inch of a half of water in the closet and mildew and gross old man but we muscled through it because we arent chumps and he bough us subway and appologized profusely.
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Oct 4, 2016 13:12
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Applewhite posted:Sell the mattress to a piss fetishist on Craigslist. They will pay you and pick it up for free.
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Oct 4, 2016 13:25
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I do not think you should destroy you neighbor's property without consulting him. What if he's a really old goon and just collecting that piss?
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Oct 4, 2016 13:33
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Maybe he is a furry and a dragon. A pissy dragon if you will.
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Oct 4, 2016 13:34
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fist4jesus posted:The hallway, bedroom is on the far left. Cheap, worn carpet all over the floors. This house couldn't be any more British if it tried. Tell us, how are the old man's teeth? Oh wait a minute... you're posting links to Australian shops? Jesus Christ, then it's so simple. You just call out for Blokeman to come help you. Waive a beer in the front yard and call his name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZrFk6k78kU
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Oct 4, 2016 13:54
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OP is a good person but I doubt he will be able to do it without another person helping
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Oct 4, 2016 13:56
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Turns out wallowing in your own piss is the secret to immortality so congrats on ensuring your neighbors death op
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Oct 4, 2016 14:09
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du -hast posted:This reminds me of that UrbEx: The Neighbor's House while They Are On Vacation thread Wasn't that an Onion article? Anyway, there's always money in the piss mattress.
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Oct 4, 2016 14:32
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I feel bad for the cat trapped in that steamy piss cave all day.
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Oct 4, 2016 14:36
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FedEx Mercury posted:I feel bad for the cat trapped in that steamy piss cave all day. The cat pisses on the dude who pisses on the mattress. It's the circle of piss.
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Oct 4, 2016 14:40
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op is not goign to actually ever help
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du -hast posted:This reminds me of that UrbEx: The Neighbor's House while They Are On Vacation thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3117769 (its the first link googling "UrbEx: The Neighbor's House while They Are On Vacation thread")
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OP, have you tried to smoke out the smell with a mesquite? Quit being a little baby pissbitch, grab that mattress by the horns and get loving BEEFY. Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Oct 4, 2016 |
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