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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. F! posted:

With careful verbiage.

Differential equations might help as well,.

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Differential equations might help as well,.

Mayhaps, dear friend. Mayhaps.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Are you running out of steam?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

ProfessorMurder posted:

Are you running out of steam?

No I do not run on steam. I am a biological being

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. F! posted:

Mayhaps, dear friend. Mayhaps.

No, they would. Maybe you don't understand the words I used, perhaps?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

No, they would. Maybe you don't understand the words I used, perhaps?

I can read, okay? Jeez

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
What is the best one liner pun from an 80s action movie?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. F! posted:

I can read, okay? Jeez

I believe you can read. I'm sure you are hooked on phonics. I don't believe you understand the words you read.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Nooner posted:

What is the best one liner pun from an 80s action movie?

The Toxic Avenger: You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.

[Toxie then punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I believe you can read. I'm sure you are hooked on phonics. I don't believe you understand the words you read.

My birthday is feb 17th, there are you happy now?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
E: im wrong OP is right I way misplaced theories I was thinking of

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Your best 80s action movie one-liner pun is from a TROMA film? For shame

ProfessorMurder fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Oct 7, 2016

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. F! posted:

My birthday is feb 17th, there are you happy now?

WTF is that supposed to mean? Is that exactly 9 months after your mother's annual gangbang?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Nooner posted:

Sorry wrong on this one.

It's True Lies when arnnie says "you're fired" and then shoots the missile out of the fighter jet he is hovering in that the bad guy is hanging on

Interesting, because Presidential hopeful Donald Trump actually coined that phrase, in the year 2004.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

ProfessorMurder posted:

Your best 80s action movie one-liner pun is from a TROMA film? For shame

It's truly shameful that there weren't more troma films made. That is true.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mr. F! posted:

Interesting, because Presidential hopeful Donald Trump actually coined that phrase, in the year 2004.

I have corrected my post gently caress I am disgraced as a film degree holder :sigh:

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

WTF is that supposed to mean? Is that exactly 9 months after your mother's annual gangbang?

OMG follow along you think I dont understand words

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. F! posted:

OMG follow along you think I dont understand words

I'm not hearing a "No".

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Mr. F! posted:

Deep in the wood

I'll give you wood
when your bottom's bare.

Why are you crying?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

FaradayCage posted:

I'll give you wood
when your bottom's bare.

Why are you crying?


Because Richard Dean Anderson is fat now :(

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Mr. F! posted:

Because Richard Dean Anderson is fat now :(

I'll give you the dark
and I do not care.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
What will I dream about tonight and what does it mean??

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

ProfessorMurder posted:

What will I dream about tonight and what does it mean??

You will but you won't recognize me. As per usual

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Mr. F! posted:

You will but you won't recognize me. As per usual

I'm gonna fall asleep while muttering "Mr. F" over and over. I'll see you in the dreamscape, beeyotch!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Mr. F! posted:

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky

Tonight:
Red Sox

Tomorrow:
Rangers
Nationals
Red Sox
Cubs

Rangers lost and the Red Sox are about to lose again, 0-6 in the bottom of the 8th.

We could have a statistically cool thing happen here tonight folks. You are 0 for 3.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Los Doyers gonna get the win also fukk u mr f the f must stand for .. well I dont want to get another probation ... but you know ):<

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

extra stout posted:

Rangers lost and the Red Sox are about to lose again, 0-6 in the bottom of the 8th.

We could have a statistically cool thing happen here tonight folks. You are 0 for 3.

I hope you placed those bets against me :)

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
can i have soem money

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

paul_soccer10 posted:

can i have soem money

Depends on if you any fit turds for sale

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Nooner posted:

Los Doyers gonna get the win also fukk u mr f the f must stand for .. well I dont want to get another probation ... but you know ):<

The f stands for Fit Turds if you must know

Biblical Fucking
Nov 21, 2013

Ask me about where to find fucking in the Bible!
What film is this from? (it's a musical)

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Biblical loving posted:

What film is this from? (it's a musical)



Jesus and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamvision

Biblical Fucking
Nov 21, 2013

Ask me about where to find fucking in the Bible!

Mr. F! posted:

Jesus and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamvision

I don't think that's a real film but ty anyway

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Biblical loving posted:

I don't think that's a real film but ty anyway

It is if you will it, friend.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Fielding a question for another poster:

Someone posted:

Where did JakeP go? I haven't seen him in awhile

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

The Bananana posted:

Fielding a question for another poster:

He's under a bridge screaming "THATS MY SWAMP" at the seagulls

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Mr. F! posted:

I hope you placed those bets against me :)

Dodgers beat the Nationals. You are now 0 for 4. It's getting intense. Giants/Cubs game is underway now.

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

extra stout posted:

Dodgers beat the Nationals. You are now 0 for 4. It's getting intense. Giants/Cubs game is underway now.

With a 200 dollar bet that you let ride youd be up to 8 grand now

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