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You ever puke up food, then never eat that food again? I'm talkin: Caramel cow tails Cheap gas station danishes
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Nov 4, 2016 02:24
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Toadvine posted:You ever puke up food, then never eat that food again? Quite the opposite. There's only one way to eat food twice
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Nov 4, 2016 03:40
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I can never eat gas station nachos again because one night I got really drunk and ate gas station nachos and I woke up the next morning and there was vomited cheese all over my sheets and mattress
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Nov 4, 2016 04:16
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One year for my birthday my grandpa took me to best buy and let me pick out a CD. I got RUSH greatest hits and a handful of cow tails at the register, later I vomited up the cow tails with RUSH playing in the background. That was a puke-association twofer
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Nov 4, 2016 04:28
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EVIL NOONER posted:not remotely normal uhh if i was normal would i be posting in gbs 
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Nov 4, 2016 04:52
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I had random throw ups for a while. It was because my thyroid gland had enlarged and was pushing back into my neck. This would make me cough, and then trigger the gag reflex because the coughing would jiggle the esophagus all up down against the protruding thyroid gland. It got so bad I had to eat (very small meals) like 6-8 times a day because sometimes food wouldn't stay in me long enough to be digested. They killed my thyroid with radiation and then it went away.
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Nov 5, 2016 02:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah we gonna be alright. New people are p smart, I mean they're always a little smarter, everything always gets a little smarter. this is entirely untrue
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Nov 5, 2016 02:48
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were you meeting your dealer at the mall OP ?
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Nov 5, 2016 02:50
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Commie NedFlanders posted:this is entirely untrue Sexier is smarter. 
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Nov 5, 2016 02:51
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Scaramouche posted:
Uh, really? I didn't know this is a thing that people did, huh
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Nov 5, 2016 05:50
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Code Jockey posted:Uh, really? I didn't know this is a thing that people did, huh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iodine-131#Medical_use First use of nuclear medicine actually, way back in 1946.
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Nov 5, 2016 07:16
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Pleas move ths thread to the goon dr. For entertainment purposes as well as diagnosis of all these terminally Ill 😷 goons.
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Nov 5, 2016 17:57
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Burt Sexual posted:Pleas move ths thread to the goon dr. For entertainment purposes as well as diagnosis of all these terminally Ill 😷 goons. Yes please
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Nov 5, 2016 21:05
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I puked on a stranger's car outside the liquor store last night. He stared at his phone and pretended not to notice me so I started jerking off.
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Nov 5, 2016 21:08
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soupbone sal posted:I puked on a stranger's car outside the liquor store last night. He stared at his phone and pretended not to notice me so I started jerking off. Did you ejaculate on his car too? Goons wanna know.
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Nov 5, 2016 21:12
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King of Bees posted:Did you ejaculate on his car too? Goons wanna know. No I made that part up.
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Nov 5, 2016 21:12
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soupbone sal posted:No I made that part up. If you're gunna yak (vomit), just lean over and open your mouth and let the excess saliva drip out. Drip, drip, drip. Works every time. 
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Nov 5, 2016 21:32
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I was very intoxicated once and realized puking was afoot, so I ran outside onto my buddy's front lawn where unfortunately, some of the other party goers had congregated. With fast thinking, I got my phone out, keyed up Marvin Gaye's Let Get It On and puked my loving brains out to it as my theme. Sadly, it was an incredibly violent vomit, the type where your sternum and ribs hurt for a few days after. It also broke a lot of blood vessels in my face so it looked like I had a thin layer of tomato sauce on my forehead. Thanks for reading, guys.
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Nov 6, 2016 04:52
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Once I stifled the vom but anyone in the know knows you can't juke the puke
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Nov 6, 2016 05:19
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Blow posted:If you're gunna yak (vomit), just lean over and open your mouth and let the excess saliva drip out. Drip, drip, drip. Dr Karl says that saliva is produced to protect the teeth just before you vomit. Keep the saliva and yak the bad spirits away.
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Nov 6, 2016 06:01
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Isaac posted:Dr Karl says that saliva is produced to protect the teeth just before you vomit. Keep the saliva and yak the bad spirits away. Hmm. Dr Karl is always right ...
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Nov 6, 2016 06:34
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I suffer from nausea because of Crohn's disease and sometimes I do randomly throw up. My doctor prescribe me promethazine. However, sometimes throwing up can be a sign that I have bowel blockage so I get super nervous when I do get nausea because I could be suffering from a blockage. I also have to be careful what I eat and also how much Captain Crunch I cram up my rear end before putting on a eye patch and raiding a English Galleon.
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Nov 6, 2016 06:37
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Hollismason posted:My doctor prescribe me promethazine. your doc give you that doublecup too or what
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