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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

These are great, but do you have one of a spider wearing another spider as a hat, but the hat-spider has a water drop on it's head?

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


:3:
:unsmith:

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I;m thinking about thos Spiders

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Ya I thought about a spider and also some other spiders. Now what

banme
Apr 23, 2008
i am growing ambivalent towards spiders. used to hate them.

one was living in my side mirror for about a week or so. we hung out a bit, i watched him make his web a couple times.

they occasionally creep me out but i try to remember they are still gods creatures :)

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Salt Fish posted:

These are great, but do you have one of a spider wearing another spider as a hat, but the hat-spider has a water drop on it's head?

this thread would literally fall into itself, i dont think sa could handle that level of :kimchi:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

yes i know theyre daddy long legs shut up

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I like this thread

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
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the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
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the angriest sex machine

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
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the angriest sex machine

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
everyones just waiting for this one drat gif dammit

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Supreme Allah posted:

everyones just waiting for this one drat gif dammit



Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
lets be honest, no matter how much we might love spids, if one landed on our face wed be more like

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

lets be honest, no matter how much we might love spids, if one landed on our face wed be more like



imo too slow, I would more likely do a series of spastic jerky movements to get rid of the spider along with any other phantom insects present on my body

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Use to follow a tarantula blogger, but now he just uploads car videos lol. Don't why or how I stumbled across him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7kDGrzDEZg&t=266s

Also I think trapdoor spiders are pretty cool.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

ArtIsResistance posted:

imo too slow, I would more likely do a series of spastic jerky movements to get rid of the spider along with any other phantom insects present on my body

https://youtu.be/V1_cKGWyDAY

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

More cute girls and spiders

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hz9Rjyr_vA

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack






i dont like the thread anymore let me off let me off LET ME OFFFF!!!!!!!b

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

One time, when I was lying in bed with my eyes closed and my head on my pillow, I was thinking about spiders, and when I opened my eyes a spider was crawling across my pillow towards my face.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

shadowvine118 posted:

One time, when I was lying in bed with my eyes closed and my head on my pillow, I was thinking about spiders, and when I opened my eyes a spider was crawling across my pillow towards my face.

you were thinking about spiders outside of the designated thread for thinking about spiders and look what happened

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

banme posted:

i am growing ambivalent towards spiders. used to hate them.

one was living in my side mirror for about a week or so. we hung out a bit, i watched him make his web a couple times.

they occasionally creep me out but i try to remember they are still gods creatures :)

I was deathly afraid of them as a kid, couldn't even look at a picture of a spider. But I also grew ambivalent to them over time. Then one summer a few years ago I discovered a black widow living outside my bedroom window. Didn't feel like messing with it, so I made a deal with it, "You don't kill me or my cat, I don't kill you."

The truce was held. I'd occasionally check up on it to see if it was still living there. Eventually it died or disappeared. Since then, though, I think spiders are cool, and kinda even want a tarantula.


My sister who is still very afraid of spiders found a jumping spider in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. She sent her hubby to deal with it, he was going to try to catch it and release it outside, but it was already missing three or four legs (probably got played with by a cat) and obviously scared (though it did do that raising its front legs thing when we tried to get a paper towel near it), so he just put it out of its misery. :smith:


shadowvine118 posted:

One time, when I was lying in bed with my eyes closed and my head on my pillow, I was thinking about spiders, and when I opened my eyes a spider was crawling across my pillow towards my face.

Once I was lying in bed reading a book and felt something tickling my arm, I looked down and there was a very tiny spider crawling along the top of my arm-hairs. I just went "Oh, hello tiny spider!" and watched it crawl around before wandering off.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

When I was a kid my family moved into an apartment complex that had a lot of spiders. I think it might of been because of all the trees around it. At night, the whole outside of all the buildings would have spiders all over the place with their webs, particularly the parking garage, and during the day the spiders would hide somewhere. They always left new webs on people's cars if you had a parking spot. There was even a giant Orb Weaver that would appear in different places.

If I walked around the place I had to be careful walking between two trees, because spiders would often make huge webs and hang out in the middle of them.

My own apartment got a lot of house spiders, so I managed to get rid of a certain level of my arachnophobia. I swear I even saw a black widow come out of a hole in my bathroom. The corners of every wall had at least one baby spider, and there were these grey pincher looking spiders all around one wall in the living room next to were some tall trees and a large pond were.

My new place gets way less spiders, but I do see wolf spiders around the outside on occasion.

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Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
Like clockwork, giant house spider males always appear around my house since growing up, in late summer and early autumn. One of my country's largest spider species, as the name implies they prefer to live indoors. Most spiders here don't, as buildings are far too dry for their tastes. But this one thrives indoors.

Most of the time they stay in secluded parts where you never see them where they lure their prey.

But late summer and autumn they suddenly appear as it's mating time and adult males scurry around houses looking for females and often get trapped in sinks, bathtubs etc. They are fast runners, but can't climb smooth vertical or strongly inclined surfaces. Which is handy as you can safely put them in a glass to escort out.

Preferably closer to a neighbor because they will be looking to get inside again.

Here's one from September, had to reposition him on my hand a couple of times as he wouldn't keep still and would run up my arm.





Check out those pedipalps!
This species has, as you can see, long legs, but males like this one has longer lankier legs than females.
Females have somewhat shorter legs and more stout, with a slightly thicker body.

Falukorv fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 29, 2016

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