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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

"assault weapons"

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sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
Sushi, made from pork. It's good now

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
Kuru is only a side effect of digesting and absorbing your familial wisdoms

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
Growing children ingesting lead. It will make them more assertive, and permanently increase radiation resistance, both of which will be valuable traits in days to come

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Goldman Sachs

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
Željko Ražnatović, better known as Arkan, is now a noble-hearted but misunderstood hero of the Yugoslav wars

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

being cucked by a nonwhite person, as a white guy

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
The second amendment


Congressional oversight (jk)

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

gold leaf

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The total eclipse of all values necessitates first the inversion of values. John Waters is a prophet. Within the first two years of the Trump imperium, coprophagia will be made mandatory.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

unironic post: the schadenfreude watching a crying gay man who voted trump losing his boyfriend to a suave filipino-american man

:owned:

(i wish the new couple all the best)

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Recep Tayyip Erdoğan is a patriot, a statesman, and one of the most misunderstood figures of modern life.

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
It's wise not just to mine Trump*coins for their own sake, but to use your computer setup's thermal emissions to dry and cure fresh produce for the coming winter. After the police bother you three times on suspicion of running a grow op, you can actually begin a real grow op, free of statist harassment.

You can even sell the dried produce to your grasshopper neighbors, and cure your cannabis harvest with the same equipment.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

National Lampoon's movies made after the 80s

Post Alone
Mar 29, 2010

Saturday Night Live

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



men of the year

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

Murder She Twote posted:

Saturday Night Live

rudatron posted:

sorry, that's still bad

Volcanic Vents
Mar 28, 2009
Performing in orangeface

Probably blackface too

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The Cleveland Browns, taking being tired of winning to its yugest extreme

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

shoulder pads for business broads

also "broad" is coming back

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Fat Lowtax posted:

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan is a patriot, a statesman, and one of the most misunderstood figures of modern life.

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
Speaking as a straight guy, it would be good if I were turned out like a career prison bitch, then traded around for increasingly insignificant favors and trinkets. Probably it would be even better, if there were a veal cage system and tooth extractions involved?


When my physical death, which will also be good, comes, it will for all intents and purposes simply be the echo of the second shoe which dropped many years before (the first shoe having been the initial turn-out).

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.

sweart gliwere posted:

Speaking as a straight guy, it would be good if I were turned out like a career prison bitch, then traded around for increasingly insignificant favors and trinkets. Probably it would be even better, if there were a veal cage system and tooth extractions involved?


When my physical death, which will also be good, comes, it will for all intents and purposes simply be the echo of the second shoe which dropped many years before (the first shoe having been the initial turn-out).

speech-to-text fever dream ramblings, just post them raw, that's the good poo poo

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

shoulder pads for business broads

also "broad" is coming back

and brother i am glad of it

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Army/Navy football

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
My nation burned to ash
Now
I can see Russia

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

farting into ye own mouth

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
And if the Donald says he's happy
We must be happy
We must be happy
We must be happy in our work

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
staring into the abyss, being stared into thereby

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 18 days!)

opioids are out and stimulants are in

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

zeal posted:

staring into the abyss, being stared into thereby

That's an evergreen, doesn't count.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

opioids are out and stimulants are in

Trump will be as great as Reagan, it is known.

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
We must be happy
We're sick of winning
We've got a future
In factory jobs

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

sweart gliwere posted:

We must be happy
We're sick of winning
We've got a future
In factory jobs

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Parents having to explain to their kids why the president said 'Grab her by the pussy.'

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Germany, Austria.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

Parents having to explain to their kids why the president said 'Grab her by the pussy.'

It would be good if the underage rape trial took the trump presidency apart, imo

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

Bert Roberge posted:

Parents having to explain to their kids why the president said 'Grab her by the pussy.'

An entire generation so accustomed to physical pain and social harassment, well-conditioned with puritanical perceptions, and never having glimpsed an interaction free from economic coercion.


When Dworkin's critics claimed she considered all heterosexual sex to be rape, they meant it as slander against a woman who would dare address any iniquity in the sexual exchange. In our new pornography, and in the brothels and bedrooms of the next generation, that claim will be a bald-faced truth.


Donald Trump, acting as yurodivy guided by the prophet De Sade, will cast castes aside for the marketplace of divine agony.

It was brave and wise and good of our parents to leave us this world.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Federalism and Chumbawamba are both extremely good now.

Hell, Anti-Flag is also good.

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sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

opioids are out and stimulants are in


Speed Balls
(they are good)

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