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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dave_Indeed posted:

Thats actually a badass thing to paint above a crib but I would never waste it on a female baby.
How about this


Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is Six hundred and sixty six

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dave_Indeed posted:



My wife is 1/4 Lebanese and she did not think this one was funny. Mohammad at work said it means peace among worlds. I'll paint over it I guess :(


ahahaha

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009



Too tired to properly rehash this joke.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


It was mentioned on the first page, doing it after that would be boring & obvious
vvv

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 6, 2017

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Three pages and no Goatse? Is SA growing up?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cnut
May 3, 2016

How is babby formed

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


:vince:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:cry:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


lmao

Also holy gently caress, all that grey, OP. Is this your baby?

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Honky Dong Country posted:

lmao

Also holy gently caress, all that grey, OP. Is this your baby?



It had to match the furniture for some god drat reason.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Dave_Indeed posted:

It had to match the furniture for some god drat reason.

Would've been cooler if you were actually Gomez Addams irl. :colbert:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dave_Indeed posted:

It had to match the furniture for some god drat reason.

Can't you just paint the furniture

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Babies are idiots.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Can't you just paint the furniture

No I think it would be easier to stick with the accent wall and put up the curtains and wall decorations to add color instead of the wall paint.

Trust me dude I'm really good at art and loving babies into hot sluts.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dave_Indeed posted:

No I think it would be easier to stick with the accent wall and put up the curtains and wall decorations to add color instead of the wall paint.

Trust me dude I'm really good at art and loving babies into hot sluts.

Saved for future blackmail

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Dave_Indeed posted:

No I think it would be easier to stick with the accent wall and put up the curtains and wall decorations to add color instead of the wall paint.

Trust me dude I'm really good at art and loving babies into hot sluts.

Wow I hope no one takes this out of context

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Dave_Indeed posted:

Trust me dude I'm really good at loving babies into hot sluts.

:aatrek:

e: Obviously I'm fooling around here but for real man leaving "art and" in the quote doesn't really look any better

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Mar 6, 2017

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Babies r r future.

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


lmao

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

V nice

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

Babies r r future.



There are swollen cat balls behind the crib.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Something hip and timeless:

The Tasmanian Devil

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

is the op russian

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

is the op russian

No, it just really ties the room together, man.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mammal Sauce posted:

No, it just really ties the room together, man.

I was also angling for the piss joke

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


JiveHonky posted:

Babies are idiots.

http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/babies.html

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

yeah like I'd trust an arobic guy from canada

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The crib needs a red candy like button.

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